The OP Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Just now, Stinky Bone said: What happens if the naughty step doesn't work and the last resort smacking doesn't either? I remember being smacked when I was a child and saying “ha ha, didnae hurt” then being smacked again harder and greeting. I’m a fine upstanding member of society now, so smack away lads, smack away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Just now, The OP said: I remember being smacked when I was a child and saying “ha ha, didnae hurt” then being smacked again harder and greeting. I’m a fine upstanding member of society now, so smack away lads, smack away. I used to do that with tears running down my face. "Didnae hurt". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 My older brother stabbed me in the eye with a sparkler when I was a wean. Can I get him charged? Assault with a firework, he'll get let off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Just now, Zen Archer said: Assault with a firework, he'll get let off. BOOM BOOM 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, The OP said: I remember being smacked when I was a child and saying “ha ha, didnae hurt” then being smacked again harder and greeting. I’m a fine upstanding member of society now, so smack away lads, smack away. Tbf you support Celtic. Guessing mild brain damage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Slenderman said: Tbf you support Celtic. Guessing mild brain damage. See if I could be arsed working out how to do white text on my phone, I would’ve predicted “My team: Celtic” in response. Kudos for meeting my expectations faster than anyone else 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 I've enjoyed how this thread matured from "you don't have kids you can't tell me how to raise them" to "your kids are young you don't know how to raise them" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Should be outlawed for parents, but there should be a company you can hire that will come out and kick f**k out of your weans for you. Would i be happy to do that for a living? Yes, yes i would. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 13 minutes ago, The OP said: I’m a upstanding member Guessing you were waiting on this too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Should be outlawed for parents, but there should be a company you can hire that will come out and kick f**k out of your weans for you. Would i be happy to do that for a living? Yes, yes i would. I think Weeperdees Dad will be your first customer. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 1 minute ago, whiskychimp said: Guessing you were waiting on this too I’m really more of a big swinging dick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: I think Weeperdees Dad will be your first customer. I'll do that one for free if he watches 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Can't be bothered to read the whole thread so don't know when this new law comes into effect.Will we still be able to beat up trick or treaters? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: Can't be bothered to read the whole thread so don't know when this new law comes into effect. Will we still be able to beat up trick or treaters? Unless you’re pretending to be American like some other posters on here, call it guising or I’ll smack ye. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 22 minutes ago, itzdrk said: Should be outlawed for parents, but there should be a company you can hire that will come out and kick f**k out of your weans for you. Would i be happy to do that for a living? Yes, yes i would. I envisage you getting the shit kicked out of you by an obstreperous 10 year old girl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Unless you’re pretending to be American like some other posters on here, call it guising or I’ll smack ye. Never heard that before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Just now, Granny Danger said: I envisage you getting the shit kicked out of you by an obstreperous 10 year old girl. I bet you do you creepy old c**t 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Bully Wee Villa said: Never heard that before. You cannot be serious? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 I am, Mr McEnroe. We are obviously more influenced by American Halloween traditions than Scottish ones down here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, itzdrk said: I bet you do you creepy old c**t You calling anyone else "creepy" shows a startling lack of self awareness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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