c***s on the road

[stimpy]

1 hour ago, philpy said:

WACKY races you mean...

Indeed

[Flybhoy]

On 09/08/2023 at 12:20, hk blues said:

c***s on the 2nd floor for this guy -

This image just reminds me of Tony Adams, when he was in full alki mode, driving his car more or less through someone's living room window, destroying their garden in the process and blaming his sat nav.

[tamthebam]

There was a BMW SUV with a personalised number plate desperate to overtake me on the road to Dumfries today. I wasn't dawdling either 

p***k eventually overtakes me on a fairly twisty A road only for me to catch up 5 minutes later as they get stuck behind a slow moving convoy. They then turn off down a narrow B road about a mile later 

Must be compensating for something to hare about like that 

[oldbitterandgrumpy]

9 hours ago, tamthebam said:

There was a BMW SUV with a personalised number plate desperate to overtake me on the road to Dumfries today. I wasn't dawdling either 

p***k eventually overtakes me on a fairly twisty A road only for me to catch up 5 minutes later as they get stuck behind a slow moving convoy. They then turn off down a narrow B road about a mile later 

Must be compensating for something to hare about like that 

Pretty much normal behaviour around these parts, especially the personalised number p***ks. 

[Jacksgranda]

12 hours ago, tamthebam said:

There was a BMW SUV with a personalised number plate desperate to overtake me on the road to Dumfries today. I wasn't dawdling either 

p***k eventually overtakes me on a fairly twisty A road only for me to catch up 5 minutes later as they get stuck behind a slow moving convoy. They then turn off down a narrow B road about a mile later 

Must be compensating for something to hare about like that 

Whatever could it be?

[philpy]

There was a young lad driving round keswick Town centre last night in a fiat 500, he had one hand on the steering wheel,  while he had his phone in the other hand sticking out of the window. Absolute fucking idiot.

[Alert Mongoose]

Every single one of these...

 

[Jacksgranda]

Taxi driver this morning - obviously a stranger going by his phone number - just as I thought to myself "must have missed his turn off", slowed, braked and indicated all at the last minute to execute a turn to go back in the opposite direction.

He gave me a wave and I gave him one of my well practicised thunderous looks.

[thistledo]

I've said this before on here, but this specific person made me feel the need to mention it again. c***s that park in parent / child spaces without a child are utter c***s man, happens every time I'm at the shop. On Sunday this fat slob of a woman in her 40's, fake lips, jet black hair, a sort of modern-day Karen perhaps, lycra clad which was ironic given her BMI was dawdling around Asda and doing that leaning on the trolley push, like standing up right and doing it is too much for them (fucking hate that) anyway she constantly seems to be in my way, even looked me up and down when I had the audacity reach over and pick up a tin of beans that she seemed to have been mulling over for a ridiculously long time. Well that's the picture painted, I walked out and she's parked in the very closest parent and child bay, no kids and is kinda smirking at me with her big fat lips on her big fat face... I was like, the fucking hell is your deal hen? 

Also a shoutout to the c***s that blocked a side road unloading logs while roadworks were going on, on the road adjacent, meaning every c**t turning down it had to try and 3-point turn with parked cars all along it and then try and re-join the traffic at the temp lights where obviously loads of people already waiting were really eager to let you in. 

[Molotov]

2 minutes ago, thistledo said:

I've said this before on here, but this specific person made me feel the need to mention it again. c***s that park in parent / child spaces without a child are utter c***s man, happens every time I'm at the shop. On Sunday this fat slob of a woman in her 40's, fake lips, jet black hair, a sort of modern-day Karen perhaps, lycra clad which was ironic given her BMI was dawdling around Asda and doing that leaning on the trolley push, like standing up right and doing it is too much for them (fucking hate that) anyway she constantly seems to be in my way, even looked me up and down when I had the audacity reach over and pick up a tin of beans that she seemed to have been mulling over for a ridiculously long time. Well that's the picture painted, I walked out and she's parked in the very closest parent and child bay, no kids and is kinda smirking at me with her big fat lips on her big fat face... I was like, the fucking hell is your deal hen? 

Also a shoutout to the c***s that blocked a side road unloading logs while roadworks were going on, on the road adjacent, meaning every c**t turning down it had to try and 3-point turn with parked cars all along it and then try and re-join the traffic at the temp lights where obviously loads of people already waiting were really eager to let you in. 

It would have been a better story if you had lobbed the beans through her back window.  

[Cosmic Joe]

1 hour ago, thistledo said:

I've said this before on here, but this specific person made me feel the need to mention it again. c***s that park in parent / child spaces without a child are utter c***s man, happens every time I'm at the shop. On Sunday this fat slob of a woman in her 40's, fake lips, jet black hair, a sort of modern-day Karen perhaps, lycra clad which was ironic given her BMI was dawdling around Asda and doing that leaning on the trolley push, like standing up right and doing it is too much for them (fucking hate that) anyway she constantly seems to be in my way, even looked me up and down when I had the audacity reach over and pick up a tin of beans that she seemed to have been mulling over for a ridiculously long time. Well that's the picture painted, I walked out and she's parked in the very closest parent and child bay, no kids and is kinda smirking at me with her big fat lips on her big fat face... I was like, the fucking hell is your deal hen? 

Also a shoutout to the c***s that blocked a side road unloading logs while roadworks were going on, on the road adjacent, meaning every c**t turning down it had to try and 3-point turn with parked cars all along it and then try and re-join the traffic at the temp lights where obviously loads of people already waiting were really eager to let you in. 

.. and breathe.. 

[mathematics]

c***s not on the road for this pish.

Question: is it illegal to smear door handles with the contents of the boy’s used nappies?

 

Edited August 15, 2023 by mathematics

[Bold Rover]

3 minutes ago, mathematics said:

c***s not on the road for this pish.

Question: is it illegal to smear door handles with the contents of the boy’s used nappies?

 

Careful he doesn't throw his toys at the nice cars.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

Just now, Bold Rover said:

Careful he doesn't scrape his toy keys along the side of the nice cars.

FTFY

[mathematics]

Just now, Bold Rover said:

Careful he doesn't throw his toys at the nice cars.

He does love his toy brick.

 

 

[hk blues]

11 minutes ago, mathematics said:

c***s not on the road for this pish.

Question: is it illegal to smear door handles with the contents of the boy’s used nappies?

 

Plenty space - you could get a bus through there.

[101]

17 minutes ago, mathematics said:

c***s not on the road for this pish.

Question: is it illegal to smear door handles with the contents of the boy’s used nappies?

 

They have left the windows open as a kind of used nappy postbox 

[Alert Mongoose]

19 hours ago, thistledo said:

she's parked in the very closest parent and child bay, no kids and is kinda smirking at me with her big fat lips on her big fat face... I was like, the fucking hell is your deal hen? 

Wanting pumped imo.

[Sherrif John Bunnell]

On 14/08/2023 at 08:29, Alert Mongoose said:

Every single one of these...

 

For a company that distrubutes motor parts, they seem to have managed not to find a set of indicators for any of their vans.

[Derry Alli]

On 11/08/2023 at 10:22, stimpy said:

Came up on my Facebook memories today. So many accidents at the Bridge of Muchalls and shit like this doesn't help. So glad I don't commute north to Portlethen anymore, it's like the whacky races. 

 

One of the finest roads in Scotland to zip round.