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13 hours ago, TxRover said:

The fact that this is acceptable…

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I once drove my old Laguna with both front windows down and a clothes rope slung under the car to hold a trailling exhaust up. If I'd braked suddenly I'd have been halved in two. The car sounded like a Lancaster Bomber.

I was on the way to get it fixed to be fair.

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29 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

I once drove my old Laguna with both front windows down and a clothes rope slung under the car to hold a trailling exhaust up. If I'd braked suddenly I'd have been halved in two. The car sounded like a Lancaster Bomber.

I was on the way to get it fixed to be fair.

I guess you'd know better than any of us. 

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10 hours ago, Swarley said:

Be amusing when that bonnet flips open on the highway!

Given the both major city roads nearby are posted 40-50 mph and everyone does 60+, it’s likely to be there when one side of that strap bails out.

5 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

The car sounded like a Lancaster Bomber Churchill tank.

Stay on theme.

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9 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

Anyone know if Edinburgh's Cameron Toll Roundabout is open yet?

Cheers.

No it's not open again.

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On 24/04/2024 at 15:11, microdave said:

I had a van tailgating me yesterday for around 1/4 of a mile before I reached home. I was delighted to drop 5mph to irritate the c**t and when I noticed oncoming traffic where I turn right, I stopped where it wasn't possible for him to go round me on the left. Pleasing.

That makes you as bad as the driver tailgating you. In what way is it good to irritate and wind someone up when you are driving?

All you are doing is making said person more angry and upset which is not good for other road users

You should have pulled over and let said driver go on his way.

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On 26/04/2024 at 14:44, Newbornbairn said:

Even better, if you have a car with a manual handbrake give it a wee pull. Slows you down quite a bit and there's no brake lights to warn the c**t behind.  Watch in the mirror as you do it to enjoy the view as their angry wee faces turn to shock when they realise. 

See my post above.

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15 minutes ago, Big Bobo said:

That makes you as bad as the driver tailgating you. In what way is it good to irritate and wind someone up when you are driving?

All you are doing is making said person more angry and upset which is not good for other road users

You should have pulled over and let said driver go on his way.

Utter shite.

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15 minutes ago, Big Bobo said:

That makes you as bad as the driver tailgating you. In what way is it good to irritate and wind someone up when you are driving?

All you are doing is making said person more angry and upset which is not good for other road users

You should have pulled over and let said driver go on his way.

^^^ c**t on the road.

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15 minutes ago, Big Bobo said:

That makes you as bad as the driver tailgating you. In what way is it good to irritate and wind someone up when you are driving?

All you are doing is making said person more angry and upset which is not good for other road users

You should have pulled over and let said driver go on his way.

I went on a speed awareness course and the official advice for dealing with tailgating is to slow down. They’re increasing the risk of a collision so all you can do is mitigate the severity by reducing the potential impact speed.

plus it’s hilarious 

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10 minutes ago, coprolite said:

I went on a speed awareness course and the official advice for dealing with tailgating is to slow down. They’re increasing the risk of a collision so all you can do is mitigate the severity by reducing the potential impact speed.

plus it’s hilarious 

You do not pull on the handbrake, flash foglights, brakelights, or block the road.

You pull over in a safe place and let said vehicle go.

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14 minutes ago, microdave said:

^^^ c**t on the road.

No , it is you that acted like a c**t on the road. 

Irritating and winding someone up is just stupid and dangerous. There is absolutely no need for it.

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1 minute ago, Big Bobo said:

You do not pull on the handbrake, flash foglights, brakelights, or block the road.

You pull over in a safe place and let said vehicle go.

No I don’t. I slow down and watch their impotent rage build in my rear view mirror.

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3 minutes ago, coprolite said:

No I don’t. I slow down and watch their impotent rage build in my rear view mirror.

Did “impotent “ touch a nerve big Bobo? I’ve always thought prematurity would be the issue with tailgaters but there we go,

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