Benjamin_Nevis Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 7 minutes ago, IrishBhoy said: Oh I’m a loser now it beggars belief. Don’t come crying to me when someone flies up behind you and flashes his lights a couple of times, and you being the pillow fisted, spaghetti armed, built like a pound note wimp that you are, immediately pulls over and let’s him past. I actually don’t know what to say…if you aren’t willing to risk yours and other peoples lives after someone tries to kill you then we can agree to disagree. You've spent most of a Saturday morning relentlessly trolling a sub-forum on a football website with a story that didn't happen. You certainly aren't winning, that's for sure 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 The thing that’s confirms that car story is made up is the Greggs Mexican Chicken Oval thing. Chickens aren’t oval ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 New one for me today. A guy flashed his lights at me, then braked a little too hard, so I ran him off the road, dragged him out of the car, and battered f**k out of him. I then stole his car, took it to the paintshop, and had it resprayed so my heat level went down. A fine morning's work on GTA. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Just now, Mark Connolly said: New one for me today. A guy flashed his lights at me, then braked a little too hard, so I ran him off the road, dragged him out of the car, and battered f**k out of him. I then stole his car, took it to the paintshop, and had it resprayed so my heat level went down. A fine morning's work on GTA. Hope you didn't have your imaginary child in the car 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 (edited) 17 minutes ago, IrishBhoy said: Oh I’m a loser now it beggars belief. Don’t come crying to me when someone flies up behind you and flashes his lights a couple of times, and you being the pillow fisted, spaghetti armed, built like a pound note wimp that you are, immediately pulls over and let’s him past. I actually don’t know what to say…if you aren’t willing to risk yours and other peoples lives after someone tries to kill you then we can agree to disagree. Edited January 29, 2022 by Jacksgranda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 25 minutes ago, Day of the Lords said: Good lord, is this loser still going? It's like a really shite version of Perthshirebell's trolling. I think this is a standard "double down" scenario now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Hope you didn't have your imaginary child in the car [emoji23]It wasn't imaginary it was hypothetical, get your facts straight m9 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 10 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: New one for me today. A guy flashed his lights at me, then braked a little too hard, so I ran him off the road, dragged him out of the car, and battered f**k out of him. I then stole his car, took it to the paintshop, and had it resprayed so my heat level went down. A fine morning's work on GTA. Is there a Greggs in the new GTA? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: I think this is a standard "double down" scenario now. Definitely beyond the point of "Haha, reeled so many of you in with that tasty bait" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Just now, Empty It said: 9 minutes ago, Day of the Lords said: Hope you didn't have your imaginary child in the car It wasn't imaginary it was hypothetical, get your facts straight m9 M8 surely 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Just now, Melanius Mullarkay said: Is there a Greggs in the new GTA? They've always liked to sneak wee Scottish references in here and there, so I'd be disappointed if there wasn't 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 13 minutes ago, Day of the Lords said: You've spent most of a Saturday morning relentlessly trolling a sub-forum on a football website with a story that didn't happen. You certainly aren't winning, that's for sure To be fair you’ve spent the same Saturday morning reading and replying so let’s not act like your some sort of Elon Musk character yourself. I actually have an action packed weekend ahead of me if it was any of your business. I signed up for the Edinburgh marathon yesterday and training starts today, so unfortunately my time spent on this forum will have to be curtailed somewhat. I will make a point of checking in on this thread from time to time, as I imagine the number of drivers flashing their lights to make people move out the way is about to go through the roof. Needless to say, I will have the last laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Tunbridge Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Greggs don’t even do Mexican chicken oval bites anymore AFAIK. More fucking lies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 4 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: They've always liked to sneak wee Scottish references in here and there, so I'd be disappointed if there wasn't Maybe Clark’s 24hr bakery and cocaine store instead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 People have been increasingly irritating me in a very petty way. So many people do it it can't be coincidence. I usually have cruise control on on the motorway set at or 1 mph below the speed limit. I'll often approach slower cars from behind for minutes at a time, before pulling out for a slow overtake. As soon as i get level they speed up to my speed or a bit faster, stopping me pulling back in. Not so bad in the middle lane but in the outside lane all the stressheads go off their nut about their race being interrupted. I'm now inspired to follow these c***s and dispense some vigilante hidings to their wing mirrors. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 A real P&B pile on for having the audacity to be nearly killed, on a forum that likes to pride itself on its liberal view of the world. If I was a person of colour, transgender or an immigrant, would you be as quick to jump straight to insults? -4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 38 minutes ago, Day of the Lords said: Good lord, is this loser still going? It's like a really shite version of Perthshirebell's trolling. He must be at it now. Nobody is this stupid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSaints1877 Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 4 minutes ago, IrishBhoy said: To be fair you’ve spent the same Saturday morning reading and replying so let’s not act like your some sort of Elon Musk character yourself. I actually have an action packed weekend ahead of me if it was any of your business. I signed up for the Edinburgh marathon yesterday and training starts today, so unfortunately my time spent on this forum will have to be curtailed somewhat. I will make a point of checking in on this thread from time to time, as I imagine the number of drivers flashing their lights to make people move out the way is about to go through the roof. Needless to say, I will have the last laugh. Running will do wonders for your general well being. You will actually find that your stress levels will be managed better. I would encourage you to post on Facebook to see whether someone else captured that drivers misdemeanours and you can take the offending footage to the polis. Stay calm Bhrother. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 An Elon Musk character? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 3 minutes ago, Scotty Tunbridge said: Greggs don’t even do Mexican chicken oval bites anymore AFAIK. More fucking lies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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