c***s on the road

[Bold Rover]

3 minutes ago, mathematics said:

c***s not on the road for this pish.

Question: is it illegal to smear door handles with the contents of the boy’s used nappies?

 

Careful he doesn't throw his toys at the nice cars.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

Just now, Bold Rover said:

Careful he doesn't scrape his toy keys along the side of the nice cars.

FTFY

[mathematics]

Just now, Bold Rover said:

Careful he doesn't throw his toys at the nice cars.

He does love his toy brick.

 

 

[hk blues]

11 minutes ago, mathematics said:

c***s not on the road for this pish.

Question: is it illegal to smear door handles with the contents of the boy’s used nappies?

 

Plenty space - you could get a bus through there.

[101]

17 minutes ago, mathematics said:

c***s not on the road for this pish.

Question: is it illegal to smear door handles with the contents of the boy’s used nappies?

 

They have left the windows open as a kind of used nappy postbox 

[Alert Mongoose]

19 hours ago, thistledo said:

she's parked in the very closest parent and child bay, no kids and is kinda smirking at me with her big fat lips on her big fat face... I was like, the fucking hell is your deal hen? 

Wanting pumped imo.

[Sherrif John Bunnell]

On 14/08/2023 at 08:29, Alert Mongoose said:

Every single one of these...

 

For a company that distrubutes motor parts, they seem to have managed not to find a set of indicators for any of their vans.

[Derry Alli]

On 11/08/2023 at 10:22, stimpy said:

Came up on my Facebook memories today. So many accidents at the Bridge of Muchalls and shit like this doesn't help. So glad I don't commute north to Portlethen anymore, it's like the whacky races. 

 

One of the finest roads in Scotland to zip round.

[jimmy boo]

50 minutes ago, Derry Alli said:

One of the finest roads in Scotland to zip round.

I raise you the roller-coaster that is the road from Faslane to Arrochar. 

[Derry Alli]

2 minutes ago, jimmy boo said:

I raise you the roller-coaster that is the road from Faslane to Arrochar. 

There's a road that runs up the side of Edzell Woods that if you don't lift your foot it's enough to take you out your seat and throw everything about the back of the vehicle (6 or 7 times) but the wheels remain in contact with the road. Great fun when the passenger has no idea.

Edited August 15, 2023 by Derry Alli

[TxRover]

5 hours ago, mathematics said:

c***s not on the road for this pish.

Question: is it illegal to smear door handles with the contents of the boy’s used nappies?

 

Ben Hur spikes on the wheels of the pram!

[alta-pete]

19 minutes ago, jimmy boo said:

I raise you the roller-coaster that is the road from Faslane to Arrochar. 

Faslane to just south of Luss? Great road in a hire car c.25 years ago. The run off lanes for HGVs with failed brakes always looked terrifying. 

[Newbornbairn]

The road on the West of Arran is good fun if you boot it. I love the gouges on the tarmac caused by sumps. 

[Jacksgranda]

Got stuck behind a learner driver - 15 mph! I know they have to learn but that's ridiculous. Maybe it was their first lesson of course.

Funny how terrifying driving a car seemed when you were learning, now it's nearly done on autopilot (not necessarily a good thing).

[coprolite]

2 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:

Got stuck behind a learner driver - 15 mph! I know they have to learn but that's ridiculous. Maybe it was their first lesson of course.

Funny how terrifying driving a car seemed when you were learning, now it's nearly done on autopilot (not necessarily a good thing).

My autopilot took me half way to work last week before i realised i'd the kids in the car and was meant to be going to my folk's house. 30 odd miles off course but only an extra 15 mins or so on the journey fortunately. Stupid inflatable c**t. 

[MEADOWXI]

42 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said:

The road on the West of Arran is good fun if you boot it. I love the gouges on the tarmac caused by sumps. 

West side of Arran is brilliant if your passenger is new to the island and you boot it for a wee bounce in the car.

 

But there a bit in the south (about Kilmory I think), that can feel like a solid drop if you get it wrong. Great wee drive round all of Arran

[Newbornbairn]

19 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said:

West side of Arran is brilliant if your passenger is new to the island and you boot it for a wee bounce in the car.

 

But there a bit in the south (about Kilmory I think), that can feel like a solid drop if you get it wrong. Great wee drive round all of Arran

Aye - I had my suspension come through the wheel arch of the Mazda I had at the time. 

[scottsdad]

5 hours ago, MEADOWXI said:

West side of Arran is brilliant if your passenger is new to the island and you boot it for a wee bounce in the car.

 

But there a bit in the south (about Kilmory I think), that can feel like a solid drop if you get it wrong. Great wee drive round all of Arran

@When Reallity Kicks In red dotted this post. For the life of me I cannot see why.

Any explanation, chief? 

[Paxo]

On 14/08/2023 at 16:49, thistledo said:

I've said this before on here, but this specific person made me feel the need to mention it again. c***s that park in parent / child spaces without a child are utter c***s man, happens every time I'm at the shop. On Sunday this fat slob of a woman in her 40's, fake lips, jet black hair, a sort of modern-day Karen perhaps, lycra clad which was ironic given her BMI was dawdling around Asda and doing that leaning on the trolley push, like standing up right and doing it is too much for them (fucking hate that) anyway she constantly seems to be in my way, even looked me up and down when I had the audacity reach over and pick up a tin of beans that she seemed to have been mulling over for a ridiculously long time. Well that's the picture painted, I walked out and she's parked in the very closest parent and child bay, no kids and is kinda smirking at me with her big fat lips on her big fat face... I was like, the fucking hell is your deal hen? 

Also a shoutout to the c***s that blocked a side road unloading logs while roadworks were going on, on the road adjacent, meaning every c**t turning down it had to try and 3-point turn with parked cars all along it and then try and re-join the traffic at the temp lights where obviously loads of people already waiting were really eager to let you in. 

And I'll bet you pulled this 'fat slob' up and gave her a right good piece of your mind like the hard man you are and didn't just slink back to your car to greet about it online like a wimp.

[Busta Nut]

16 hours ago, mathematics said:

c***s not on the road for this pish.

Question: is it illegal to smear door handles with the contents of the boy’s used nappies?

 

Drag that pram down the side of as many of those as you can