GordonD Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 4 hours ago, Gaz said: That takes too long, just put your knife in the microwave for 20 seconds. Quicker than waiting on your kettle to boil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 14 hours ago, coprolite said: Butter is for cooking with and.....shouldn’t be spread on cold bread at all. Your 'sannie' gaffe has been dealt with. Thankfully. Butter should, of course, be spread on bread/bread-equivalents. I had oatcakes with cheese earlier. I spread them with butter. This is normal. Last weekend I bought some beigels and served them with ham and scrambled eggs for breakfast - using butter on both inner surfaces. Tomorrow I'll cook some chicken soup and serve it with buttered rolls. Stick your 'sannie' and your mayonnaise up yer arse 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 14 hours ago, coprolite said: Butter is for cooking with and should be stored in the fridge. It spreads adequately on toast (if you are a pleb and don’t use a conserve) and shouldn’t be spread on cold bread at all. If you are making a sannie use mayonnaise. I can’t believe people don’t know this. on yoghurt, is it possible that the colleague was culturing his own and needed to maintain ambient temperature? What's this? What if you want a sweet sandwich like a piece 'n jam or a piece 'n sugar? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 9 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Your 'sannie' gaffe has been dealt with. Thankfully. Butter should, of course, be spread on bread/bread-equivalents. I had oatcakes with cheese earlier. I spread them with butter. This is normal. Last weekend I bought some beigels and served them with ham and scrambled eggs for breakfast - using butter on both inner surfaces. Tomorrow I'll cook some chicken soup and serve it with buttered rolls. Stick your 'sannie' and your mayonnaise up yer arse Butter on oatcakes with cheese? Why in the name of god would you do that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Butter on oatcakes with cheese? Why in the name of god would you do that? Because mayonnaise is crap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Sarnie surely? Sannie is generally followed by pad. No, that's fanny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 A sannie used to be one half of a pair of footwear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 6 hours ago, Cerberus said: What's this? What if you want a sweet sandwich like a piece 'n jam or a piece 'n sugar? Then you are irredeemably common already and should proceed as you wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 10 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: Last weekend I bought some beigels and served them with ham and scrambled eggs for breakfast 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 10 hours ago, Cerberus said: a piece 'n sugar? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 11 hours ago, Cerberus said: a piece 'n sugar? This needs explaining. Now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 White bread, butter, sugar. My wee granny was from Ireland and she'd make me a piece and sugar after school. I don't have them any more. I'm an adult now so I use some of that Pillsbury vanilla frosting instead of sugar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 My gran used to roll a wee ball of butter in sugar for a sore throat. Throats fine now, diabetes is a bit of a c**t. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 9 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: My gran used to roll a wee ball of butter in sugar for a sore throat. Throats fine now, diabetes is a bit of a c**t. Same here. Gives me the dry boak just thinking about it. Then adding bread into that equation? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 My parents used to have a piece with butter and sugar, more so my mother being from a poor family (catholics, many kids) but it was never something forced on me. I don’t mind a piece with just butter though to be fair. Easy and convenient wee snack. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Muir Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Piece and sugar or a piece and jam was the instant energy boost provider when spending the whole summer tearing around yer bit on your bike. Happy days and never did me any harm. We were considered upper middle class too, bought house and a car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 9 minutes ago, NJ2 said: My parents used to have a piece with butter and sugar, more so my mother being from a poor family (catholics, many kids) but it was never something forced on me. I don’t mind a piece with just butter though to be fair. Easy and convenient wee snack. I enjoy a piece on butter (yes, I said it, a piece on butter) on occasion. There is no shame in coming from a poor family. Having your life dictated by the Catholic Church however.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 13 minutes ago, NJ2 said: My parents used to have a piece with butter and sugar, more so my mother being from a poor family (catholics, many kids) but it was never something forced on me. I don’t mind a piece with just butter though to be fair. Easy and convenient wee snack. Surprisingly filling and tasty, may have tried it again as a poor student once or twice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 We need a “what class are you?” thread to flush out all the pretentious c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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