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Rangers Summer Signing Sweepstake Extravaganza!


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On the Banter Years thread I jokingly proposed a sweepstake style competition where  we all choose a player who Rangers will be linked with over the coming months - if you call a correct player than you shall be showered with greenies and admiration from your Pie and Bovril friends.  This will be based on players linked to the club which is reported in some of the most reputable sites out there - i.e. Daily Record.

So the list  sorted by player (109 different players suggested)  -

Ammo Airdrie - Charlie Adam
RedEd - Gabriel Agbonlahor
Darren1872 - Daniel Agger
The Minertaur - Joe Allen
Spring Onion - Xabi Alonso
Johnnydun - Paulo Alves
Silvio - Alberto Aquilani
Mon Dieu - Demba Ba
Blootoon87 - Ryan Babbel
Chicken Wing - Gareth Bale
Muckmidden - Barry Bannan
Blue_1870 - Phil Bardsley
TheCelt67 - Milan Baros
ThisGRAEME - Gareth Barry
Harry94 - Yossi Benayoun
Girth - Lord Bentdner
Im_Rodger - Nir Bitton
Tenkay - Rhian Brewster
Ross. - Chris Brunt
Virtual Insanity - Oliver Burke (for £7m)
The Scarf - Geoff Cameron
Dons_1988 - Jamie Carragher (as coach)
Moo - Steven Caulker
Badgerthewitness - Ashley Cole
Doonhamer61 - James Collins
Staggie_93 - Sebastian Coates
Senorsoupe & OneteaminGlasgow - Joe Cole
Savage Henry - Liam Cooper
Alta-Pete - Peter Crouch
Naegoodinthedark - Kenny Dalglish
Accies1874 - Steven Davis
Cerberus - Stewart Downing
Betting Competition - Jon Flanagan
Steve_Wilkos - John Fleck
Dirty Dingus - Steven Fletcher
Johnmc80 - Robbie Fowler
LovaMan Bairn - Tony Gallacher
Djchapsticks - Ryan Gauld
JohnJohn - Steven Gerrard to sign himself as a player
Mylothedog - David Gray
Flybhoy - Will Grigg
Melanius Malarkey - Alan Hansen & Mark Lawrenson
Desp - Robert Huth
Jagfox99 - Alan Hutton
Arabdownunder - Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Dyl - Tiago Ilori
Salvo Montalbano - Danny Ings (loan)
C4mmy31 - Jordan Jones
List_Of_Jericho - Kenwyne Jones
Richey Edwards - Adam Johnson
Lewisnorthfield - Glen Johnson
Tartantony - Loris Karius
Henderson to Deliver - Martin Kelly
Deadasdillinger - Billy King
Richie95 - Paul Konchesky
Bairnardo - Dirk Kuyt
Jambomo & Cumdog35 - Adam Lallana (loan)
Lebowski - Lucas Leiva
Thistle_Do_Nicely - Liam Lindsay
The Saintee & Polarbear - Lazar Markovic
Archie McSquackle - James McArthur
Greenlantern - Gareth McAuley
Ayrunitedfw - Oliver McBurnie 
Sidofthesouth - Ross McCormack
Paulbrucerick - Aidan McGeady
Quiteabig Deal - Dylan McGeough
Torpar, Gaz & The Kincardine - James McLean
Crawford Bridge - Simon Mignolet (loan)
Red_Dwarf_Posse - Roger Milla
WullieBroonisGod - James Milner
Dindeleux - Alberto Moreno
Sparky88 - James Morrison
Bubbs33 - Louis Moult
The DA - Samir Nasri
The Real Saints - David N'Gog
ATLIS - Divock Origi (loan)
Bohemian - Jermain Pennant
Duszek - Pig-Pen from Peanuts
L. Brilliant - Pepe
AyrshireTon - Jaime Penedo
Florentine_Plogen - Damien Plessis
Akredz - Angel Rangel 
Drewdon & Lordofthewing - Jordan Rhodes
CambieBud - Matt Ritchie
Lambie's Pigeon Feed - Hal Robson-Kanu
Broomhill Ultra - Wayne Rooney
Jupe1407 - Cristiano Ronaldo
Kennysmassiveego - Ian Rush's son - Jonathan Rush
D31- Johnny Russell
Lanky_FFC - Xherdan Shaqiri
XIII - Andrew Shinnie
Alex 14 - Florent Sinama-Pongolle
G - Man - Robert Snodgrass
Senor Bairn - Dominic Solanke
Puppets - Alex Song
Broony88 - Jay Spearing
The OP - Daniel Sturridge
Afca32 - Luis Suarez
The Messiah - John Terry
Cyderspaceman - Fernando Torres
Shootingboots - Yaya Toure
7-2 - Jonathan Walters
Russell Anderson - Danny Ward
Louis Litt - Danny Welbeck
BairneyStinson - Taribo West
Zen Archer - Karol Józef Wojtyła ( :lol: I see what you did there)
Scotty Tunbridge - Ben Woodburn

Please post all linked players to Rangers here for.....discussion.

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I fully expect HITC to have published a 'Should Steven Gerrard's Rangers make a move for *Insert Player Name Here*?' article for at least 90% of that list by the end of the window. 

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I fully expect the Jordan Jones rumours to resurface at some point during the window.....

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They seem to be appeasing the stauncher element of the fan base these days. On that basis I'm going with Chris Brunt.

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1 hour ago, oneteaminglasgow said:

Is Joe Cole still playing? If so, him.

This is Rangers being discussed so that isn't a prerequisite.

 

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How are we working the winner?

The last one to get linked before the transfer window shuts seems fair as the players will most likely be even more obscure/ridiculous as Keith Jackson struggles for ideas.

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