Szamo's_Ammo Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 (Un)surprising level of SD knowledge on here. Stephen Thompson likes this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Does this mean @Shandon Par has miraculously returned from his recently self imposed exile? (ie Found not proven?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 21 minutes ago, alta-pete said: Does this mean @Shandon Par has miraculously returned from his recently self imposed exile? (ie Found not proven?) Jury still out imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 8 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Jury still out imo. They might throw perjury into the mix after today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 The money was just resting in Shandon's account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 4 hours ago, NJ2 said: Couldn’t pay me enough to shag you though. SLAM! For avoidance of doubt, I am was not paid nor did I pay to sleep with this conservative voting individual. It must have been difficult for I'm Rodger to avoid banging his tefal heid off the low ceiling usually found in a cellar/sex dungeon.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 10 hours ago, NJ2 said: I believe Shandon’s tale. Folk are in to all sorts and alcohol can lower the inhibitions etc. I speak as a man who has once “been to bed with” a Tory. Hiya Ruth Davidson’s baby daddy, hiya pal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 Hiya Ruth Davidson’s baby daddy, hiya pal!I wondered about those inverted commas, obviously highlighting the euphemism he makes for a dark room (a dungeon if you will), two women holding him hostage, a cup and a syringe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 It must have been difficult for I'm Rodger to avoid banging his tefal heid off the low ceiling usually found in a cellar/sex dungeon.. Not really my concern though was it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 I am always looking for new business opportunities that would run parallel with my core business. I reckon I could put together a new build sex dungeon for £18k-£25k sans accoutrements (excluding the cost of Building Warrant, Planning Permission and architect fees, if required) or upwards of £8k if it was a garage conversion.* If posters can let me know how much they have spent on their sex dungeons it would help me to see if this is a matter worthy of further investigation. * supplements will apply to higher levels of soundproofing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 Save up the egg cartons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 20 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Many moons ago... had a run in with my then girlfriend and sought solace in the affections of a girl who had made it clear she would like to lie with me in the biblical sense in a note she had left for me in class. Seemed a very quiet. mousey type but quite pretty. Called her up and she told me to come over. Her bedroom door was plastered with pictures of men with erections (from playing cards and cutouts from pornographic mags). I'd had a hard evening so this didn't strike me as unusual. She pointed to the ones she imagined would look like my manhood. It still didn't strike me as unusual when she chatted to her flatmates to describe to them in detail what she was up to as she made a number of trips to the fridge to find foodstuffs to consume from my boaby. She then brought out a pair of new and quite fetching pvc pants and told me how much she enjoyed lovemaking with a full bladder. Having been waterboarded and chained to a radiator like Terry Waite, sleep finally came to us. In the morning she said she had plans to have my girlfriend killed so that she could have me to herself and that she would never wash her face again (having had it splashed with copious amounts of ejaculate). Might start a support group for P&B posters who have escaped sex dungeons. I bloody knew I recognised you from somewhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 20 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: She wanted to kill your girlfriend ? So were you cheating on your girlfriend? And for the record she covered you with her piss ? When you put it like that it just sounds sordid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 I am reliably informed that historian David Starkey owns a medieval sex/torture dungeon. Absolutely no-one will be surprised at this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 When it comes to sex dungeons, you have to tip your hat to Frank Bough really. Up all night in various Soho S&M dungeons, followed by a few wee burners then straight round to the Good Morning Britain studios to wake us all up. There's legend status, then there's Frank fucking Bough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expatowner Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 In the 90’s my boss in London would visit a dungeon every Friday. He would return after a couple of hours, stinking of carbolic soap, and either would stand up for long periods or very gingerly try to sit. Poor fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 Always wondered why we had carbolic soap at school, now I know. I always knew I was missing out on something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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