paranoid android Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 There's a lassie at work called Elizabeth who goes into a strop when folk inadvertently call her Liz. Then there's this other c**t who doesn't like it when folk say 'take care'. Then there are multiple c***s who go in a huff when people get their names wrong/mixed up - it happens - it's not a slight. f**k is the matter with these c***s? I often wonder how these p***ks would cope if something actually bad happened. Do other readers have similarly touchy c***s in their lives? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 I'm touchy. With yer maw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Wasn't sure if this thread was going to be about needlessly crabbit b*****ds, or folk who feel the need to break the touch barrier. Both of them can f**k off tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Liz should meet my old colleague Phil. But god in heaven help her if she calls him Phil *Surname* and not Philip *Surname*. Phil or Philip by itself is ok though. Plus he only seemed to eat chips and cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Morten Harket Mags Furuholmen Paul Waakatar Can't think of any others... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Morten Harket Mags Furuholmen Paul Waakatar Can't think of any others... MC Hammer certainly isn’t ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 There's a wifey in my work called Cheryl, but the ch is pronounced the way you pronounce chips. When someone, who doesn't know her, pronounces it 'Sheryl' she nearly bites their head off. It's her own fault for wanting her name pronounced like that, the fud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Bloke called Brendan at work goes off on one when called Brenda. Like shooting fish in a barrel. Fair lightens up a dull day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 I find people who are touchy aren't a bit slow when criticising others. "Don't do as I do, do as I bid you do" syndrome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Bloke called Brendan at work goes off on one when called Brenda. Like shooting fish in a barrel. Fair lightens up a dull day. ^^^ Dembele found. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 ** insert Bruiser clip here ** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Woman in my work is a bit of a head banger. If you need her to do something you need to ask something like this. I know you are busy but if you get a chance can you do this please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Knew a postie once who was the nicest guy you could ever meet out on his round but in the sorting office he was a mental case. He was pretty OCD and couldn't stand mis-sorts arriving in his bundles of mail. He would start shouting and banging and turning even redder (He was a ginge). Of course, being at the sorting desk next to him I used to make sure he got plenty of mis-sorts and managed to look angelically innocent when he found them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 3 hours ago, TheScarf said: There's a wifey in my work called Cheryl, but the ch is pronounced the way you pronounce chips. When someone, who doesn't know her, pronounces it 'Sheryl' she nearly bites their head off. It's her own fault for wanting her name pronounced like that, the fud. At least they’re nearly right, I’ve been called by my sons name for 20 years, I can’t be arsed picking people up on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 At least they’re nearly right, I’ve been called by my sons name for 20 years, I can’t be arsed picking people up on it Surely you had a name before he was born? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 5 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Wasn't sure if this thread was going to be about needlessly crabbit b*****ds, or folk who feel the need to break the touch barrier. Both of them can f**k off tbh. I was in a takeaway a few weeks back, reading the paper waiting on my food, when some drunk middle-aged bint felt the need to touch my hair. I got a bit of a fright, to be honest (I don't like touching me and I wasn't expecting it) and recoiled, then asked her why she'd done that. She then went off on one as if I was the one in the wrong. Er, no, I'm not the one touching folk without their permission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 I was in a takeaway a few weeks back, reading the paper waiting on my food, when some drunk middle-aged bint felt the need to touch my hair. I got a bit of a fright, to be honest (I don't like touching me and I wasn't expecting it) and recoiled, then asked her why she'd done that. She then went off on one as if I was the one in the wrong. Er, no, I'm not the one touching folk without their permission.Aye. Defo wouldnt like that. Tbh I think I have got a bit of a complex that I have built up into more than it should be over the years. Anyone other than my wife or kids touching me makes me quite uncomfortable. I can get past it for friends/family but not anyone else. Just keep an arms length away from me and we will be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 4 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: Surely you had a name before he was born? Well yes, but only my mummy calls me it, I’m more known for my nickname Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 4 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: I find people who are touchy aren't a bit slow when criticising others. "Don't do as I do, do as I bid you do" syndrome. Snowflake Syndrome, folk seething wherever meeting a challenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: my mummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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