Venti Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Bit of irony that the OP starts a thread about "Touchy people" by being touchy himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 4, 2018 Author Share Posted September 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Slenderman said: Bit of irony that the OP starts a thread about "Touchy people" by being touchy himself. Look - just f**k off, right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 6 minutes ago, paranoid android said: Look - just f**k off, right! Go on, so you want a wee cuddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 4, 2018 Author Share Posted September 4, 2018 12 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Go on, so you want a wee cuddle. Finally! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 There's nothing worse than grown men who are easily affronted. Sticking the petted lip out over something someone said to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 People who chose to be called in a certain way usually end up getting called what they don’t want to be at work unless they are higher up. A fellow apprentice didn’t want to be called Dave so obviously we gave it “awrite Dave” from only fools for months. I progressed into Rodney or Uncle Albert impressions or anything related. Just get called whatever, does it matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 4, 2018 Author Share Posted September 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Cerberus said: There's nothing worse than grown men who are easily affronted. I once got my foreskin caught in the zip of my jeans. That was worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 only my intellectual close friends get to call me TCProviding it’s with dignity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 23 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: People who chose to be called in a certain way usually end up getting called what they don’t want to be at work unless they are higher up. A fellow apprentice didn’t want to be called Dave so obviously we gave it “awrite Dave” from only fools for months. I progressed into Rodney or Uncle Albert impressions or anything related. Just get called whatever, does it matter? Apparently squaddies used to call the Falkland Islanders "Bennies" because they dressed like the character from Crossroads. The locals objected so the order went out to stop calling them Bennies. The squaddies now call the locals "Stills", as in they're still Bennies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Just now, NewBornBairn said: Apparently squaddies used to call the Falkland Islanders "Bennies" because they dressed like the character from Crossroads. The locals objected so the order went out to stop calling them Bennies. The squaddies now call the locals "Stills", as in they're still Bennies. The Penguin shaggers should have called the squaddies Bennetts for obvious reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 The Penguin shaggers should have called the squaddies Bennetts for obvious reasons.In fairness, being in the Falklands is probably a decent excuse for not going to Ibrox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 On 04/09/2018 at 11:58, heedthebaa said: At least they’re nearly right, I’ve been called by my sons name for 20 years, I can’t be arsed picking people up on it I've met your son but I didn't realise you had another son called auld c*nt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Spoiler oops, misread the thread title. I thought it said "People who are touche".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 my old boss was groomed (steady now) by his father inlaw to take over the family business. he liked to strut around the warehouse acting the big man despite literally not having a fucking clue what he was doing and generally being a complete p***k. of course, given that he was a complete p***k, we all liked to have little, subtle digs at him him and he would regularly go heads gone and storm to the upstairs office to pout. im aware this was rather cruel but given what an absolute cock he was day to day was absolutely merited. eta - to give you an example of just how disgusting he could be our warehouse recieved a delivery from Walkers that was not placed by us and not invoiced. he took the order and proceeded to sell them. plain and utter theft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorlomin Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 Alex Salmond. Allegedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 11 hours ago, tamthebam said: Reveal hidden contents oops, misread the thread title. I thought it said "People who are touche".... Use to hate that droll faced little turd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 25 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Use to hate that droll faced little turd. I remember being really annoyed that they interupted my viewing of an episode of Touche Turtle to announce the Engagement of Lady Diana Spencer to Prince Charles So I was heartened by news from Paris 16 years later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 41 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: I like a cuddle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 1 hour ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: I remember being really annoyed that they interupted my viewing of an episode of Touche Turtle to announce the Engagement of Lady Diana Spencer to Prince Charles So I was heartened by news from Paris 16 years later I was interrupted by the Paris news while watching a Jackie Chan film on channel 4. They didn't just do a newsflash; they started rolling coverage and the film didn't come back on. I never did see the end and now I've forgotten which film it was. Nice one Phil. I hope you and the reptoids are happy now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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