Calling Cards of Morons

[DA Baracus]

Just now, Stellaboz said:

14 hours ago, DA Baracus said:

Run down the front when their team scores a goal. Bonus moron points for thickos trying to navigate seats in front of them.

Runs around Somerset with another poster on his shoulders going mental type

Ha, the police guy was raging

[Stellaboz]

Ha, the police guy was raging

Seething, one might say! No idea what they thought the problem was, if I had fallen it'd be my own drunken fault (your fault).

[DA Baracus]

5 minutes ago, Stellaboz said:

7 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

Ha, the police guy was raging

Seething, one might say! No idea what they thought the problem was, if I had fallen it'd be my own drunken fault (your fault).

Too much goading for them

[19QOS19]

When we used to get decent numbers at Palmerston, I used to love seeing folk run down our terracing to the front.

[eez-eh]

There’s a right bunch of miserable, lonely cretins on here just name checking every little things that bothers them far more than it should.

As for something that actually deserves to be in this thread: people who spend thousands upon thousands doing up a shitty wee banger of a car to make it sound like a rally car whilst parading around residential streets at 30 miles per hour.

[19QOS19]

There’s a right bunch of miserable, lonely cretins on here just name checking every little things that bothers them far more than it should.
As for something that actually deserves to be in this thread: people who spend thousands upon thousands doing up a shitty wee banger of a car to make it sound like a rally car whilst parading around residential streets at 30 miles per hour.

Please don't insult stunning sounding rally cars by comparing them to the shitheaps these wee fannies drive around in.

[Trackdaybob]

'Crazy' christmas jumpers. 

[Dindeleux]

Samsung snobs are just as bad. my girlfriend has an s9 or something like that, paying over £60 a month or such like.

i have a cheap samsung that gives me all i need for £22 a month. i honestly cant tell the difference between the two

My girlfriend is the same. Got whatever the newest Samsung is a few weeks ago, when I asked her how she ended up with a new phone she said it was because her current contract was coming up “in a couple of weeks”.

Took great pleasure listening to her arguing with her current provider over having to pay the few hundred pound cancellation fee for her current contract a wee while later.

She is constantly dropping, smashing, losing phones too so no doubt this one won’t last very long.

Examples like this are why we can never have a joint bank account. I would have to Rangers her within about a month.

[Highland Capital]

Get engaged after going out together for two weeks.

[BillyAnchor]

Spelling boy as bhoy

[Gaz FFC]

On 15/12/2018 at 12:35, Dindeleux said:

Examples like this are why we can never have a joint bank account. I would have to Rangers her within about a month.

 

You smooth talking devil you

[Cerberus]

In the tartan army.

[TheScarf]

On 15/12/2018 at 12:35, Dindeleux said:

 

My girlfriend is the same. Got whatever the newest Samsung is a few weeks ago, when I asked her how she ended up with a new phone she said it was because her current contract was coming up “in a couple of weeks”.

Took great pleasure listening to her arguing with her current provider over having to pay the few hundred pound cancellation fee for her current contract a wee while later.

She is constantly dropping, smashing, losing phones too so no doubt this one won’t last very long.

Examples like this are why we can never have a joint bank account. I would have to Rangers her within about a month.

 

Do we share the same girlfriend?

New phone all the time - check

Drops or loses it daily - check

Never in a month of fucking all days under the sun getting a joint account - check

I think you left some boxers at hers, the ones I'm wearing just now aren't mine.

[Salvo Montalbano]

Replying "Living the dream" when asked how they're doing.

[yoda]

On 12/9/2018 at 02:43, ah-dee said:

people that run down the front when their team scores and get a hug from the goalscore then hold onto them like its the defining moment of their life

It's certainly not the defining moment of my life, but being hugged by Amick Ciani after his goal against Clyde is probably in the top four defining moments of my life.

[The Moonster]

On 07/12/2018 at 11:04, Zen Archer said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-46434480

 

Excellent that the British association for plastic surgery is abbreviated as BAAPS.

On 08/12/2018 at 23:47, Highland Capital said:

People who run down the front and chase after a player who've just scored into them, behind the wall of course though.

The below gif will show the moment that Iain Russell (Dumbarton hero) caused every single Dumbarton fan (myself included) to do just that...

[Dee Man]

59 minutes ago, Salvo Montalbano said:

Replying "Living the dream" when asked how they're doing.

I've got a workmate who does this. Great patter.

I used to work with a guy who would say, "Another day, another dollar", when asked the same question at the start of every shift. Despite the fact we were paid in pounds. 

[TheScarf]

Folk who call Wednesday 'hump day'

Unless you're at least an 8/10 and are planning on 'humping' me, please don't ever call it that.

[Brother Blades]

Saying “worse things happen at sea” when faced with a minor problem/ mistake, occurs/ has been made. Typically by some moron that has packed something incorrectly or submitted an incorrect report- therefore costing time & money unnecessarily.
Yes, worse things have occurred at sea, but try making that comparison to the residents of Auschwitz or Nagasaki.

[Herman Hessian]

27 minutes ago, Brother Blades said:

Yes, worse things have occurred at sea, but try making that comparison to the residents of Auschwitz or Nagasaki.

what about people who were on board the titanic ?