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1 hour ago, Nutz_the_Squirrel said:

Audiences who clap when a person over the age of 80 states their age.  Aye, well done for not dying.

Same goes for those married over 50 years. 

Tbf, staying married for 50 years requires a lot more effort than simply not dying.

Anyway, I'll add people who write guff like 'Congratulations ma'am' on Facebook whenever aul' Betty Windsor completes another circuit around the sun. Especially as it always includes a photo of her.

a) She almost certainly doesn't look at your Facebook page and

b) She almost certainly knows what she looks like.

Now, I'm on a roll (not a Gregg's one), I'll also nominate the saddos who compensate for their own lack of personality by avidly following the goings on of the Royals. "Ooh, Megan's wearing a sleeveless dress - about time someone showed the stuffy royals how it's done."  

Drown every fucking one of them.

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Now, I'm on a roll (not a Gregg's one), I'll also nominate the saddos who compensate for their own lack of personality by avidly following the goings on of the Royals. "Ooh, Megan's wearing a sleeveless dress - about time someone showed the stuffy royals how it's done."  
Drown every fucking one of them.


yes. Every time yes.
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Tbf, staying married for 50 years requires a lot more effort than simply not dying.
Anyway, I'll add people who write guff like 'Congratulations ma'am' on Facebook whenever aul' Betty Windsor completes another circuit around the sun. Especially as it always includes a photo of her.
a) She almost certainly doesn't look at your Facebook page and
b) She almost certainly knows what she looks like.
Now, I'm on a roll (not a Gregg's one), I'll also nominate the saddos who compensate for their own lack of personality by avidly following the goings on of the Royals. "Ooh, Megan's wearing a sleeveless dress - about time someone showed the stuffy royals how it's done."  
Drown every fucking one of them.
i wish i could like that again just for the last line!
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11 hours ago, MixuFixit said:

That's just Americans though right? Doesn't detract from the moronic-ness but are you saying folk here have started saying that?

It seems to be creeping in everywhere. Once enough morons start saying something it gathers a critical mass and takes over.

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People offended by food choices other people make.  Like it has any effect on their life.  If someone doesn't eat chicken, why is that an issue?

I'm not a vegan or vegetarian myself, but I do try to limit the amount of meat I eat.  It does much more harm to the human body than good.

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19 hours ago, tarapoa said:

Anyone that converted one of their rooms into a ‘home cinema’. ie like an actual mini cinema

 

Done to impress their mates, then seldom ever used.

 

 

 

Pool tables in the hoose, used half a dozen times then a big f**k off ornament getting in the road

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Folk who check their balance at the ATM, holding up the queue behind.

It's 2019 for fuck sake, how and why do you not have a banking app on your phone? Get your money out and fuck off out my way.

It's the calling card of a sizable moron, and said morons are OFTW.

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1 hour ago, TheScarf said:

Folk who check their balance at the ATM, holding up the queue behind.

It's 2019 for f**k sake, how and why do you not have a banking app on your phone? Get your money out and f**k off out my way.

It's the calling card of a sizable moron, and said morons are OFTW.

I'd like to add to that people who, use about four different bank/credit cards to withdraw ten or twenty quid at a time, often checking the balance beforehand and getting a mini statement as well, this often happens in the pishing rain and should be punishable by death, no trial, straight to execution 

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11 minutes ago, Flybhoy said:

I'd like to add to that people who, use about four different bank/credit cards to withdraw ten or twenty quid at a time, often checking the balance beforehand and getting a mini statement as well, this often happens in the pishing rain and should be punishable by death, no trial, straight to execution 

Almost exclusively the preserve of the elderly. If someone at the home is taking a trip into town, they get handed everybody's cards to make a small withdrawal and get a statement to prove they didn't skim anything off the top.

Never occurs to the auld bassa to do it in a couple of goes so the rest of the queue can take their bus money and get to work  <_<

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4 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

Typing 'lol'.

Quite a few folk on this site do it. Even worse they bang it at the end of a sentence with zero punctuation.

A quick skim of this reads like a man at the end of his tether.

No wonder you're never invited to Div's hot tub parties lol.

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22 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

A quick skim of this reads like a man at the end of his tether.

No wonder you're never invited to Div's hot tub parties lol.

I thought I might have mentioned it before but couldn't be arsed searching.

I shall keep up my crusade until I have rid the world of this scourge.

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1 minute ago, DA Baracus said:

I thought I might have mentioned it before but couldn't be arsed searching.

I shall keep up my crusade until I have rid the world of this scourge.

Good man. I'm now fully on board with the culling of people who make weather small talk BTW. Just say the word.

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Just now, BigFatTabbyDave said:

Good man. I'm now fully on board with the culling of people who make weather small talk BTW. Just say the word.

Excellent. A man with vision.

Go forth and commence the culling. Show no mercy.

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