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1 hour ago, eez-eh said:

Is Scots actually a “language” or is it just English spoken with Scottish slang?

Standard English is just badly pronounced Scots imo. Missed vowels and consonants all over the place,  

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Is Scots actually a “language” or is it just English spoken with Scottish slang?
Whether Scots is a dialect of English or vice versa is largely a matter of politicking. The closest we have to official English is received pronunciation (which has you pronouncing year, car and farmer with silent 'r's) and Cambridge English.

"One oughtn't to do that."
"Ye shouldnae dae that."

To me these are both dialects but we are taught that one is correct and one is incorrect.
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14 hours ago, Highland Capital said:

People who put on Scots and their Scottishness.  This is particularly the case for people who go on protests with signs saying stuff like 'Trump Haud Yer Wheast' and all that nonsense.

See also: folk from the Highlands who type in "central belt" (for want of a better description) accents - nobody in the Highlands says "naw" or "maw" of pronounces "I" as "ah".  It's all about the #hashtagnumbers. Even worse is when they start speaking like it and throwing in "ken" and "but" at the end of sentences. 

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2 hours ago, yoda said:

See also: folk from the Highlands who type in "central belt" (for want of a better description) accents - nobody in the Highlands says "naw" or "maw" of pronounces "I" as "ah".  It's all about the #hashtagnumbers. Even worse is when they start speaking like it and throwing in "ken" and "but" at the end of sentences. 

In the last year or so I've heard a few Invernesians refer to kids as 'weans'.  That's not really a word we use here.

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26 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said:

Similar to the morons who pronounce 'th' as 'f'. Folk who think a 't' is pronounced 'k'.

When did 'likkle' become a word? Just heard someone say "hospikal". Wtf?!

Weegie? 

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26 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said:

Similar to the morons who pronounce 'th' as 'f'. Folk who think a 't' is pronounced 'k'.

When did 'likkle' become a word? Just heard someone say "hospikal". Wtf?!

And the way nobody on radio or tv can say 'sixth' anymore. Always 'sik'. 

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On 31/03/2019 at 10:23, Highland Capital said:

I saw a guy in a Celtic top driving a Union Flag Mini yesterday.

Don't get me wrong, I'd never have one but the union jack does look smart on the roof of a mini.

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Just now, Dele said:

That'd be the Union flag, moron. 

:P

:lol: it's a fair cop.....my mistake!

It's been a long, hot day and the white wine I've had with dinner has gone straight to my head!

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