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3 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

People, mostly from the west, who completely overuse your name whilst you’re in conversation with them. Absolutely no need to be saying a person’s name multiple times, especially when in a two person chat.

Hank, I couldn’t agree more with you. It’s bloody annoying, isn’t it Hank?

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On 10/06/2019 at 18:05, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said:

Those walrus type things that live in the sea??

You've most of the letters, just not necessarily in the right order...

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"It is what it is"
What it is is a boot in the pie for you you annoying c**t. Why have people started saying this all the time? 
Well, you know, it is what it is.
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1 minute ago, Moomintroll said:
4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:
"It is what it is"
What it is is a boot in the pie for you you annoying c**t. Why have people started saying this all the time? 

Well, you know, it is what it is.

One hundred percent. It is what it is. 100%. It is what it is. 

Ad infinitum.

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5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

"It is what it is"

What it is is a boot in the pie for you you annoying c**t. Why have people started saying this all the time? 

Can’t be what it’s not 

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I'm quite bad for saying stupid things without thinking. Today I've had two in the space of a couple of hours. A lassie got on who was on yesterday, obviously going to a wedding at Gretna Green (wid btw). I asked if she enjoyed the wedding and she said yes but I'm rough today to which I responded, "Aye your hair isn't as nice today". She took it ok tbh and just said "Thanks. I feel like shit as it is".

Just went up to a lassie with a newborn. I asked how old her wee one is and she said 3 weeks, to which I responded "Aw that'll explain why you look so tired".

Fucking moron.

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I'm quite bad for saying stupid things without thinking. Today I've had two in the space of a couple of hours. A lassie got on who was on yesterday, obviously going to a wedding at Gretna Green (wid btw). I asked if she enjoyed the wedding and she said yes but I'm rough today to which I responded, "Aye your hair isn't as nice today". She took it ok tbh and just said "Thanks. I feel like shit as it is".

Just went up to a lassie with a newborn. I asked how old her wee one is and she said 3 weeks, to which I responded "Aw that'll explain why you look so tired".

Fucking moron.
You silver tongued charmer, you.
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21 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said:

I'm quite bad for saying stupid things without thinking. Today I've had two in the space of a couple of hours. A lassie got on who was on yesterday, obviously going to a wedding at Gretna Green (wid btw). I asked if she enjoyed the wedding and she said yes but I'm rough today to which I responded, "Aye your hair isn't as nice today". She took it ok tbh and just said "Thanks. I feel like shit as it is".

Just went up to a lassie with a newborn. I asked how old her wee one is and she said 3 weeks, to which I responded "Aw that'll explain why you look so tired".

Fucking moron.

That's just a step away from, "Oh you were pregnant?  I thought you had just put on weight".

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