tongue_tied_danny Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 "If Andy Murray wins he's British. If he loses, he's Scottish." 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Getting asked to join a threesome then being kicked out cause you’re shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 2 hours ago, Cerberus said: Getting asked to join a threesome then being kicked out cause you’re shite. If we don't already have a sex tips thread, start one immediately. You're embarrassing us in front of the Americans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 2 hours ago, Cerberus said: Getting asked to join a threesome then being kicked out cause you’re shite. ^^ Got his kit off then couldn't even get a semi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Calling having a cold “man flu” 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted September 9, 2019 Author Share Posted September 9, 2019 Justifying their poor diet/smoking/heavy drinking etc. by saying that so and so did it all the time and they lived to be 107. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Being Scottish and referring to the English cricket team as "we". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the tungston weasel Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Being Scottish and referring to the English cricket team as "we".I refuse to believe that this is a thing that actually happens 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 I refuse to believe that this is a thing that actually happensIndeed. It's clearly "us". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 (edited) On 08/09/2019 at 08:39, ICTChris said: Calling having a cold “man flu” Agreed. Referring to any cold/illness/hangover as "flu" is the calling card of the moron. If you're at work, in the pub, playing fives or doing anything other than lying flat on your back, too weak to lift your head off the pillow then you don't have "flu." Edited September 9, 2019 by Shotgun 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Agreed. Referring to any cold/illness/hangover as "flu" is the calling card of the moron. If you're at work, in the pub, playing fives or doing anything other than lying flat on your back, too weak to lift your head off the pillow then you don't have "flu."I work for the NHS and part of my job is encouraging people with chronic illness to have the flu Jag. When I hear "I got that and it gave me the cold" Or "I caught the flu from the flu Jag Sends me into a murder rage 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 9 minutes ago, Romeo said: I work for the NHS and part of my job is encouraging people with chronic illness to have the flu Jag. When I hear "I got that and it gave me the cold" Or "I caught the flu from the flu Jag Sends me into a murder rage NHS? Murder rage? Ok calm down Harold. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 2 hours ago, the tungston weasel said: 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Being Scottish and referring to the English cricket team as "we". I refuse to believe that this is a thing that actually happens I heard Ally McCoist say it on the radio. Turns out he loves cricket and is a massive fan of the English team. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 It’s happening with folk in my office. Weird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 I heard Ally McCoist say it on the radio. Turns out he loves cricket and is a massive fan of the English team. Well, there’s a shocker! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 It’s happening with folk in my office. Weird.I'll be along with my special doctors bag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Imagine glory hunting a fucking cricket team, that is the most tragic thing I have heard. If you must watch cricket at least endure the Scottish pish. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Romeo said: 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: It’s happening with folk in my office. Weird. I'll be along with my special doctors bag. Smashing. Ill leave a black cross on the doors of the those who need medicated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted September 9, 2019 Author Share Posted September 9, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Shotgun said: Agreed. Referring to any cold/illness/hangover as "flu" is the calling card of the moron. If you're at work, in the pub, playing fives or doing anything other than lying flat on your back, too weak to lift your head off the pillow then you don't have "flu." On this subject, a good description I heard once was that if someone phones their work to say they've got the flu, they don't. If they really had the flu they wouldn't be able to reach the phone. Edited September 9, 2019 by Highland Capital 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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