tarapoa Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 People who interchange England and Britain as if it’s the same thing.Calling card of the gammons that one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 The nickname ‘Greegsy’ and its use by anyone 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Shouting "get in the hole" at golf. (Acceptable at an old school porn theatre however). 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Shouting "get in the hole" at golf. (Acceptable at an old school porn theatre however).Mad that those places used to exist, load of perverts wanking in a cinema. I mean old school porn theatres not golf courses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Mad that those places used to exist, load of perverts wanking in a cinema. I mean old school porn theatres not golf courses.They tried to be discrete, cloth caps on their laps jiggering about. What a fucking stink though. Walked into one in Soho in the 70s and straight out again. Tim Berners-Lee should get a sainthood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 2 hours ago, ICTChris said: Mad that those places used to exist, load of perverts wanking in a cinema. I mean old school porn theatres not golf courses. The missus and my good self went to a live sex show in Amsterdam. Well worth it just to see the look of utter shock on her face (the wife, not the pumpee). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted December 1, 2018 Author Share Posted December 1, 2018 Go to a concert and film the whole thing on Snapchat. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Go to a concert and film the whole thing on Snapchat.And when leaving a concert, along with thousands of other people, they walk around looking down at said phone and not where they are fucking going! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 3 hours ago, Dee Man said: The missus and my good self went to a live sex show in Amsterdam. Well worth it just to see the look of utter shock on her face (the wife, not the pumpee). A performer recognised your missus imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 The missus and my good self went to a live sex show in Amsterdam. Well worth it just to see the look of utter shock on her face (the wife, not the pumpee). I talked to guy who claimed his job on a ten times a day sex show was to walk on to the end of a fuckchain and insert a cucumber. Drumroll, shove, and off. Didn't give the impression he liked it much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 57 minutes ago, welshbairn said: 4 hours ago, Dee Man said: The missus and my good self went to a live sex show in Amsterdam. Well worth it just to see the look of utter shock on her face (the wife, not the pumpee). I talked to guy who claimed his job on a ten times a day sex show was to walk on to the end of a fuckchain and insert a cucumber. Drumroll, shove, and off. Didn't give the impression he liked it much. Depends on where you're inserting it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 59 minutes ago, welshbairn said: 4 hours ago, Dee Man said: The missus and my good self went to a live sex show in Amsterdam. Well worth it just to see the look of utter shock on her face (the wife, not the pumpee). I talked to guy who claimed his job on a ten times a day sex show was to walk on to the end of a fuckchain and insert a cucumber. Drumroll, shove, and off. Didn't give the impression he liked it much. Sounds like an awful lot of work tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 People who name match threads cryptically in a shite attempt at being clever meaning you don't have a clue what game they're referring to. NOT VERY GOOD F.C v NOT VERY GOOD EITHER TBH F.C Stop it. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 13 minutes ago, Dee Man said: People who name match threads cryptically in a shite attempt at being clever meaning you don't have a clue what game they're referring to. NOT VERY GOOD F.C v NOT VERY GOOD EITHER TBH F.C Stop it. Not Thistle as we are far from being that highly thought of. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtgilphead Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 (edited) 34 minutes ago, Dee Man said: People who name match threads cryptically in a shite attempt at being clever meaning you don't have a clue what game they're referring to. NOT VERY GOOD F.C v NOT VERY GOOD EITHER TBH F.C Stop it. Obviously Dundee v Someone Else. I'm happy to avoid the thread with such an obvious clue Edited December 2, 2018 by lichtgilphead 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 5 hours ago, banana said: A performer recognised your missus imo. ^^^ VL Gruppen Fuhrer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 8 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: ^^^ VL Gruppen Fuhrer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, banana said: Ja did.. . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 When a team scores but it's given as offside and some fans celebrate. If there is a slight chance a player could be offside when breaking through I automatically look at the linesman before seeing if the player scores. I find it baffling that any football fan who has attended games for years doesn't do the same thing. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: When a team scores but it's given as offside and some fans celebrate. If there is a slight chance a player could be offside when breaking through I automatically look at the linesman before seeing if the player scores. I find it baffling that any football fan who has attended games for years doesn't do the same thing. It's the ones where the player knows he's offside, knocks a half hearted shot into the net anyway, doesn't bother celebrating and jogs back down the pitch and still fuckwits are celebrating. On a related note, after a totally clear offside decision rules out a goal the TV cameras inevitably show the linesman with the flag up, with fans behind him, literally right in line with the decision still giving him purple-faced dogs abuse. Fucking morons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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