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Dee Man Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 5 hours ago, jimmy boo said: At my nearest branch of Iceland there are only ever 1 or 2 tills open, out of 3 right enough. I'm only ever in for the odd small item but invariably at the till i'll get stuck behind someone doing a weekly fucking shop!!!! Being the posh end of Ayr, the majority will notice I only have 1 item and usher me through in front of them. However there is always some c**t who doesn't and I have to stand there holding back my increasing inner rage with steam coming out my ears. When I'm at the checkout and see someone behind me with one item I ask them if that's all they've got. If they say "yes" then I tell them they'd be better going to another till as I'm going to be fucking ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 When I'm at the checkout and see someone behind me with one item I ask them if that's all they've got. If they say "yes" then I tell them they'd be better going to another till as I'm going to be fucking ages. ^^ gid c**t in a shopanyone that doesnt obey this simple rule deserves to be publicly flogged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 13 hours ago, velo army said: Weird thing to get raging about. I do this a lot. After my shift I get a bottle of fizzy water and drink it as I do my shopping. I then get it scanned at the counter. It makes no apparent difference to anyone that I’ve paid for it after consumption in stead of before. Mink found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Weird thing to get raging about. I do this a lot. After my shift I get a bottle of fizzy water and drink it as I do my shopping. I then get it scanned at the counter. It makes no apparent difference to anyone that I’ve paid for it after consumption in stead of before. One day, a joyless pedant who is aware of the 3 steps of contract formation in Scottish Retail Law will get you done for theft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 The fat , lazy minks who decide against getting something and just take it out of their trolley and dump it on whatever shelf their waddling beside. The only explanation I can think of for often coming across something out of place like a carton of jam donuts in among the beans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 One day, a joyless pedant who is aware of the 3 steps of contract formation in Scottish Retail Law will get you done for theft.It would be a sad lonely b*****d that said that to him. I'll keep an eye out for when someone tells him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 16 hours ago, velo army said: I get a bottle of fizzy water and drink it You should be prosecuted for that alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 You should be prosecuted for that alone.That was my first thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 4 hours ago, A96 said: The fat , lazy minks who decide against getting something and just take it out of their trolley and dump it on whatever shelf their waddling beside. The only explanation I can think of for often coming across something out of place like a carton of jam donuts in among the beans. Even more especially when it's an item that needs to be kept frozen. I once saw a bag of not-frozen-anymore vegetables in amongst the canned stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 It would be a sad lonely b*****d that said that to him. I'll keep an eye out for when someone tells him.Won't be me, I may be a pedant, but I'm a wee ray of sunshine most of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Post Offices. Particularly old duffers who hog one of the staff for half an hour to complain about cost of sending a parcel to Australia, when's there's a fucking enormous queue behind them. The cretin yesterday who told me I didn't need to wait for my receipt from a self serve checkout in Asda because they were "in a hurry". A terminally stupid thing to say as I collected it very fucking slowly indeed. In general shops, shopping and ignorant c***s during the festive period can get into the fucking sea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, jupe1407 said: Post Offices. Particularly old duffers who hog one of the staff for half an hour to complain about cost of sending a parcel to Australia, when's there's a fucking enormous queue behind them. I get more annoyed by the staff being forced to try and flog insurance or some other upselling shit which drags out every transaction, especially old biddies who like the chat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 I get more annoyed by the staff being forced to try and flog insurance or some other upselling shit which drags out every transaction, especially old biddies who like the chat. They're not bad for that in Forfar, and one of the tellers is fucking tidy also. RBS are fucking infuriating for it though. Wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 1 minute ago, jupe1407 said: They're not bad for that in Forfar, and one of the tellers is fucking tidy also. RBS are fucking infuriating for it though. Wankers. The central one in Inverness is terrible for it, I go to a wee sub post office in the Ferry to avoid it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 On 24/12/2018 at 16:09, G_Man1985 said: I believe because some of the alcohol- free still have some alcohol in it ( 0.1, 0.2 etc) and because they come under they same group, they don't get sold before 10am. We have about 3 or 4 lines that have 0 alcohol in them, where the rest have a small percentage in it. Yet this is sadly a Scottish law not a Tesco law.... I thought that one above was 0.05 alcohol in it. Even the 0% stuff is still classed as alcohol and the tills wont serve it, so not the poor c**t on the tills fault Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 22 hours ago, jimmy boo said: Erm it's just round the corner from me if that's ok? It's only a small branch with 2 working tills although usually just 1. It's a local shop for local people not fucking Harrods. I cant tell if you're taking the piss or you genuinely got wooshed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strichener Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 4 hours ago, 54_and_counting said: Even the 0% stuff is still classed as alcohol and the tills wont serve it, so not the poor c**t on the tills fault Aye by the supermarkets, not the government. It has to be above 0.5% for it to be covered by the relevant drink laws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strichener Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 22 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Luckily not, as dealing with stupid c***s like you would cause a daily heads gone. Bit of a reddie calling someone a stupid c**t whilst thinking that the people that program tills have to deal with customers. It's real stupid c***s like you that give stupid c***s like me a bad name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtgilphead Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 14 minutes ago, strichener said: Aye by the supermarkets, not the government. It has to be above 0.5% for it to be covered by the relevant drink laws. F*ck me. I've just agreed with something Strichener has said. Is it Christmas or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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