KnightswoodBear Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 9 minutes ago, Adam101 said: the Ponchos are pretty much essential for the boat that goes to the Falls Can confirm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: I was also in Kilmarnock a month ago (I get around). Other than happening to be in Ayrshire, I wondered what the Burns connection was seeing as the town has the Burns Mall and the fancy Burns Monument. Am I right in understanding that the tenuous link is that Killie is where his printer was based?! I’m sure some Burns fans will be on to correct me in a bit, but, aye, essentially. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, mathematics said: I’m sure some Burns fans will be on to correct me in a bit, but, aye, essentially. Cheers. Probably explains why Aberdeen also has a statue. He came here once. There's also a unit named after Burns at Aberdeen Royal Infirmary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 The town of Niagara Falls (Canadian side) is a complete shithole. It's the illegitimate love child of Vegas and Blackpool, nothing but Casinos, diners and shops selling useless tacky shit. Niagara on the lake on the other hand, is probably the nicest town I've ever been to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: I was also in Kilmarnock a month ago (I get around). Other than happening to be in Ayrshire, I wondered what the Burns connection was seeing as the town has the Burns Mall and the fancy Burns Monument. Am I right in understanding that the tenuous link is that Killie is where his printer was based?! Anywhere he has pumped a few local tarts has a statue hence the proliferation throughout the country. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 2 hours ago, mathematics said: Brussels. Dirty, full of alkies, and reeks of pish. Wait till June 11 - Belgium v Scotland - Scotland given 4.289 tickets, Cam' t see that reducing the number of drunks and smell of pish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 (edited) The Golden Gate Bridge. If you've been to North Queensferry on a summers day and blocked the other bridges out of view, then you've pretty much had the GGB experience. The skyline of San Fran' is further away than you might think, that's if it's not hidden by the fog, plus you can't see anything outside of the bridge if you're driving over it. Also, it's not even golden, it's red. Edited May 2, 2019 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Anal sex. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Anal sex. Il be gentler next time m9 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: 12 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Anal sex. Il be gentler next time m9 Thanks m8. A Shetland Pony in stature you may be but some bits of you are pure Clydesdale. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Thanks m8. A Shetland Pony in stature you may be but some bits of you are pure Clydesdale. Onnl the subject at hand, I was once at a nice indian retaurant in Aberdeen with my then colleagues. We were all working away from home Monday to Friday at that point so we did a fair bit of this type of socialising. Anyway, drinks were had and one lad was regaling us of his experiences of anal sex. He had previously been obsessed with it and the punchline was very much a "never meet your heroes" style. He was very very loud. People were eating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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peasy23 Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Brussels. Dirty, full of alkies, and reeks of pish.^^^^ MEP for Kilmarnock found.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Brussels. Dirty, full of alkies, and reeks of pish.There are a load of European cities like that.Here, come and seen our boring old buildings and squares and our terrible sewer system. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 17 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: The Golden Gate Bridge. If you've been to North Queensferry on a summers day and blocked the other bridges out of view, then you've pretty much had the GGB experience. The skyline of San Fran' is further away than you might think, that's if it's not hidden by the fog, plus you can't see anything outside of the bridge if you're driving over it. Also, it's not even golden, it's red. Brooklyn Bridge was shite as well. Jam packed with folk walking slow as f**k and if you move out to overtake you run the risk of being 9/11ed by a cyclist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Is it not just the case that any significant world landmark is ruined as soon as someone realises they'll make money on it by opening the floodgates to humans. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 The yoof these days...[emoji20] https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cornwall-48135191 -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 5 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: The yoof these days... https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cornwall-48135191 What a horrible little c**t. Death by stoning IMO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 It starts with cruelty to animals. Hopefully they keep tabs on the little c**t. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 It’s hardly the youth of today’s fault. That’s a Daily Mail headline. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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