pozbaird Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 ‘Lawell was on the blower waffling some shit, every second word was ‘integrity’, next thing it was Budge, fcuk knows what she’s after’. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 1 minute ago, jagfox99 said: Pubs in and around Glasgow literally giving away beer if you tip the staff. Reduced prices elsewhere. I read it's £2 for a Guiness in Tennents Bar I heard Tennents was going all gastro but got complaints and have updated the place. Is it an improvement? It was one of my usual haunts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Imagine being less generous than a tory government. What a riddy, Anne Budge. See, we're not all bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerthewitness Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 WHO yet to realise, the best way to defeat the virus is have it play Clyde. Clyde always fucking win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawWatchin Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 4 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: Pubs in and around Glasgow literally giving away beer if you tip the staff. Reduced prices elsewhere. I read it's £2 for a Guiness in Tennents Bar Why do I get the impression that 80% of the population are going to scurry off out tonight for one last bender in tightly packed pubs and clubs, effectively screwing us all? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 The weirdest thing about this whole situation is messages to group chats going “two blue ticks” within minutes on a Friday night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleMoo Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Just had a blazing row with my 17 year old son who I have at the weekends. Caught him heading out the door to meet up with his mates. Suggested, quite calmly, that it might not be the best idea and things quickly deteroated from there. Ended with me threatening to man handle him into the car and drive him back to his mother's. I've now sat him in front of the BBC News, think it's slowly dawning on him how serious the situation might actually be. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
printer Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 What would attract me right now is a rather large Jim Beam & Coke. [emoji846]You've done it now! [emoji21]I was going to just stay on the red wine tonight, but now I'll have to pop out for a quarter bottle of Whyte & Mackay as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 4 minutes ago, badgerthewitness said: WHO yet to realise, the best way to defeat the virus is have it play Clyde. Clyde always fucking win. Even Coronavirus virus will not go to Cumbernauld. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 9 minutes ago, cyderspaceman said: I heard Tennents was going all gastro but got complaints and have updated the place. Is it an improvement? It was one of my usual haunts. Lick of paint and you can see in. Mich the same. Considering I live across the road from it it's somewhere I've not been too often. Aragon was shut today too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Just now, MuckleMoo said: Just had a blazing row with my 17 year old son who I have at the weekends. Caught him heading out the door to meet up with his mates. Suggested, quite calmly, that it might not be the best idea and things quickly deteroated from there. Ended with me threatening to man handle him into the car and drive him back to his mother's. I've now sat him in front of the BBC News, think it's slowly dawning on him how serious the situation might actually be. Sky news in the Bergamo hospital is a far more graphic view if you really want to scare the utter shite oot o him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Just now, Granny Danger said: Even Coronavirus virus will not go to Cumbernauld. Fcuking result! I’m away to Westerwood Hotel’s bar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, MuckleMoo said: Just had a blazing row with my 17 year old son who I have at the weekends. Caught him heading out the door to meet up with his mates. Suggested, quite calmly, that it might not be the best idea and things quickly deteroated from there. Ended with me threatening to man handle him into the car and drive him back to his mother's. I've now sat him in front of the BBC News, think it's slowly dawning on him how serious the situation might actually be. ^^^^ 15 minutes top and he’ll be driving his son to the pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 1 minute ago, printer said: You've done it now! I was going to just stay on the red wine tonight, but now I'll have to pop out for a quarter bottle of Whyte & Mackay as well. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit whisky. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 43 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Tbh they should all be on overtime as default for the duration. Same for any worker designated as essential. My works order book has tripled since the panic buying started. Apparently, come next weekend I could, in theory, get 34hrs of OT every week until folk stop going insane. 37 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: Just got an email from my gym (Village hotels) saying membership fees will be frozen, and for compensation I get a free nights stay at any one of their hotels and £200 vouchers to use in their restaurants. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 1 minute ago, jagfox99 said: Lick of paint and you can see in. Mich the same. Considering I live across the road from it it's somewhere I've not been too often. Aragon was shut today too. Thanks. Aragon was one of my under age drinking places circa 1970. That and the Chancellor lounge with the accordion playing bus driver, polis never came in there. (before your time, I know, pubs shut at 10. Well 10 to 10 in effect, clocks were always set fast) Corona was ginger you could buy off lorries that came round the streets. Jaikits for goalposts... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 6 minutes ago, alta-pete said: Sky news in the Bergamo hospital is a far more graphic view if you really want to scare the utter shite oot o him. The army trucks lining up to take out the coffins is some laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 14 minutes ago, badgerthewitness said: WHO yet to realise, the best way to defeat the virus is have it play Clyde. Clyde always fucking win. Are you suggesting the virus get raped? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dele said: I could, in theory, get 34hrs of OT every week until folk stop going insane. It's an ill wind that blows nobody any good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 It's gone a bit quiet on here. You've all gone to the pub, haven't you? Two faced bastids. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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