Bairn Necessities Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, Marshmallo said: He said on Friday that he was going to visit his maw on mother's day. Within 24 hours they realised that was a bad idea and backtracked. UK government policy has been a laughing stock around the world on this. We won't see the full impact for a fortnight but it's not going to be pretty. To be fair our Public Health professor said the same. He was also visiting his maw so boris wasn't out of step with advice. Though I suspect Prof Leitch took better hand washing routines with him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 The advice we have been given is to take regular exercise outdoors . The slight flaw in your post. But my point is that if you have listened to advice and you only have the intention of following it and will be responsible in what you do then you don't need to ask the question because you know its OK. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Two meters fat boy. Two. Now, don’t shake a jakey’s hand when you move off the steps..... ach, fcuk. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairn Necessities Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Just now, JamesP_81 said: 20 minutes ago, Bairn Necessities said: The advice we have been given is to take regular exercise outdoors . The slight flaw in your post. But my point is that if you have listened to advice and you only have the intention of following it and will be responsible in what you do then you don't need to ask the question because you know its OK. I'm not asking any question. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 4 minutes ago, pozbaird said: Fair do’s. Tomorrow is another day, and I’ll do my best whatever the news at 8.30 is. Promise. I'm itching to go drive and I know I'd be super safe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forest_Fifer Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Coronavirus poop tool - how long will your stash of bog roll last for?https://thepooptool.com/Apparently the average person should use 1 toilet roll every 12 days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 I used to spin that toilet roll like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe...[emoji1787][emoji1787] Did you steal this from somewhere because that is excellent.I don't pass on much through what's app but that's gold. Well played 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorlomin Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 One thing that has not been discussed but used in some East Asian countries is an app that allows contact tracing. When someone comes down with the Covid 19, they can use it to locate people they have been in contact with. Pretty sinister but its a thread full of people begging to be put under house arrest. Its been discussed by those tackling the disease so its a possibility that among the measures announced they may make something similar for voluntary download. This thread should put the shits up any doubters. The one huge plus is apparently NHS managers have been making herculean efforts to expand critical care. Two weeks ago it was our biggest weakness now we may have a large amount of extra surge capacity to absorb some of the governments clusterfarce. Warning, the comments from the doctor are not for the faint hearted in places. Its a UK 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 This is all getting a bit like a cross between that daft Sandra Bullock film I watched a few months ago where no-one can go outside without a blindfold and The Langoliers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 I can not believe the videos of people desperate for a McDonalds. Lock us down already 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Coronavirus poop tool - how long will your stash of bog roll last for?https://thepooptool.com/Apparently the average person should use 1 toilet roll every 12 days.I've got a severe version of crohn's disease and i honestly go through one roll per day.You better believe we've been stocking up. Slowly and sensibly, of course. But I've got enough for 4 weeks. No doubt due to my condition I'll be self isolating soon but we'll play it by ear. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 10 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: Heysir, I thought you were deid? There was a card and a collection and a'thing. To save you the hassle of returning it all, just send it on to me and I will deal with it We all gave it to @Marshmallo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Potentially it's not a lockdown just yet and just more things to be advised on ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Local school hubs here overwhelmed and having to ask people to try and accommodate their kids. Guaranteed they are absolutely full of folk who want to work from home in peace and fired the kids off to school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairn Necessities Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 1 minute ago, G_Man1985 said: Potentially it's not a lockdown just yet and just more things to be advised on ? Could be the German model. It would be being seen to do something extra without being a total ban. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the tungston weasel Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 My example here is a take on a news reporter I listened to yesterday. Boris says take outdoor activities but be responsible. Reporter :-" so you can go out to a park and play football?" ?" My point being that we have all been told the guidelines to work within yet people still want to push boundaries or twist words to feel justified in doing what they want to do. Human nature. selfish c***s we are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Just get the Police and Army to taser people who act like dicks. Least that way they can scrape themselves off the pavement and go home, meaning no additional load on funeral services. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 I saw someone make the observation that 8.30pm is an odd time for an official announcement. But that's when most folk are home after work. Immediate lockdown? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Local school hubs here overwhelmed and having to ask people to try and accommodate their kids. Guaranteed they are absolutely full of folk who want to work from home in peace and fired the kids off to school. Mate who is a teacher had 4 kids who turned up to his school. Teachers have a rota to whom goes in 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Saw similar on Saturday, my guess is he has a shop and that will be getting punted on after a hefty mark up is applied. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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