Guest Moomintroll Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Its like an arse cheek match thread..Ah, match threads, I miss them... Not as much as I miss milfy nurses @Alert Mongoose 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 16 minutes ago, Silverton End said: She could eat an apple through a letterbox Through a tennis raquet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Have you invented very short time travel? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 His family will be very worried - just as anyone's family would be in such circumstances. Go f**k yourself, you miserable and heartless c**t.Which family, exactly? One of the ones he's abandoned, or the one he's currently assembling for PR purposes?I remember when Tories stood for family values. In public, at least. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 3 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: As an admirer of the fuller figure, now yer talking. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 #nursestosaveBoris Don't know about anybody else, but they have perked me right up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Just now, Arch Stanton said: Through a tennis raquet. That would be spaces between her teeth. (Fireguard works as well.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Can I make a request for nurses with tattoos please? And, keep the politics down a bit on this thread as well? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 4 minutes ago, Bishop Briggs said: That's classic whatboutery. Don't you have anyone in your family who has been divorced, has affairs etc? The PM is fighting for his life and anyone who values human life, irrespective of politics, should wish him a speedy recovery. Nobody in my family has got a woman pregnant, refused to acknowledge the kids and despite being a millionaire refused to financially support them no. I hope he lives if that helps you 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 5 minutes ago, Bishop Briggs said: The PM is fighting for his life and anyone who values human life, irrespective of politics, should wish him a speedy recovery. That's me off the hook then! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 5 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: Think I might be showing symptoms *cough cough* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohemian Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Musketeer Gripweed said: Can I make a request for nurses with tattoos please? And, keep the politics down a bit on this thread as well? What about Models dressed as nurses? That OK? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Can I make a request for nurses with tattoos please? And, keep the politics down a bit on this thread as well?Politics Forum for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Musketeer Gripweed said: Can I make a request for nurses with tattoos please? And, keep the politics down a bit on this thread as well? Aw f**k. No you an aw. Charles incoming tomorrow but thanks for preaching the message brer. Edited April 6, 2020 by alta-pete 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 This was me doing the messages yesterday in Illinois.I look like a bank robber [emoji23] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 9 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: The new PPE looks a bit flimsy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 1 minute ago, invergowrie arab said: Nobody in my family has got a woman pregnant, refused to acknowledge the kids and despite being a millionaire refused to financially support them no. I hope he lives if that helps you I'm not a fan of Boris Johnson, his politics or his extramarital activities. However, I hope that he, and all Covid-19 victims, survive this dreadful illness. So we are in agreement. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 This was me doing the messages yesterday in Illinois.I look like a bank robber [emoji23]Wid 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Raidernation said: This was me doing the messages yesterday in Illinois. I look like a bank robber Were you stealing candles as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 3 minutes ago, Raidernation said: This was me doing the messages yesterday in Illinois. I look like a bank robber I’d certainly stay six feet away from you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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