Honest_Man#1 Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 6 hours ago, Dee Man said: Hasn't posted since March 24th. RIP sweet sceptical prince x Assuming they’ve obliterated their phone and laptop incase 5G waves penetrate their tinfoil hat and infect them with COVID. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 1 hour ago, expatowner said: Excellent. So England and Wales deaths solely due to Coronavirus is roughly only 10,000? I sincerely doubt that... Global coronavirus death toll could be 60% higher than reported Mortality statistics show 111,000 deaths in excess of normal levels across 15 countries analysed by the FT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Boris forgetting about his 5 weeks of dithering, lack of testing and ppe but giving us lots of spin and bluster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 1 minute ago, bennett said: Boris forgetting about his 5 weeks of dithering, lack of testing and ppe but giving us lots of spin and bluster. If in doubt, return to the war time references. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: If in doubt, return to the war time references. Works for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkst Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Boris has wrestled the mugger to the ground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Lurkst said: Boris has wrestled the mugger to the ground. He probably paid someone else to do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Utter fraud. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Utter fraud. Yip but he mentioned captain tom so it was churchillesque 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 4 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Were they going to market? They are allowed to go for provisions to buy roast beef for example. Eggcorn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 You sometimes wonder who poses the most risk to you when you are out and about. Is it the folk who just blunder on regardless with little heed to social distancing etc, or the fuckwits who think they are doing all the right things but are doing them badly. E.g. the clownboot I saw in Tesco this morning wearing a surgical mask, but the fact it was only covering his mouth and not his nose renders it practically useless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mastermind Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Not much in terms of new information but Boris was looking and speaking well considering he’d been in intensive care. A bitter moment for Melanius and his fellow extreme Nats who were hoping they’d be watching his funeral. Chin up. -12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainspotter Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 1 hour ago, bennett said: giving us lots of spin and bluster. It's almost as if he has only one setting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expatowner Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Works for me.Shh. Walls have ears! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 McDonald's mystery in the local park today. Swing park, which is padlocked, had a couple of Big Mac boxes and chip pokes lying around... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 7 minutes ago, expatowner said: Shh. Walls have ears! Loose lips, sink Shapps! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 My pal who works in ICU in Paidley says the NHS is coping fine, some hospitals got to capacity a couple of weeks ago but there was capacity elsewhere, now it's not an issue unless a big second wave hits. The Scottish Government seem to be doing a reasonable job in terms of support for the vulnerable throughout this, although the picture could be different in the front line. Social distancing remains a joke though, they should put signs on lampposts and start fining people to make an example. Way too many people just not giving a shit about passing very close despite me being as far away as possible in a path/pavement. There's been a significant increase in bams on bikes on pavements as well, infuriating when the roads are practically empty. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effeffsee_the2nd Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Hey, we have 270 active cases. We have been in the game since 13th Jan with only 52 deaths to note. Booze has been banned since 10th April. Schools have been cancelled until 1st July. Unemployment is at 28 million, who claimed a handout of ฿5000. (69m population). Only about 2 million have been granted so far. Zero tolerance curfew between 10pm - 4am Banning of all booze sales Health budget last week was cut by ฿2.4 billion New Year 'Songkhran' was cancelled People giving out free food to the hungry are getting arrested No inter province travel unless a must (road blocks everywhere) and to top it off my province Singburi which has about 250,000 population has had ZERO cases. Booze fucking ban!!!! Quite a few places mostly in the developing world have put in night time curfews. How have they figured the virus only spreads at night and we haven’t? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 43 minutes ago, Mastermind said: Not much in terms of new information but Boris was looking and speaking well considering he’d been in intensive care. A bitter moment for Melanius and his fellow extreme Nats who were hoping they’d be watching his funeral. Chin up. How many dead now m8? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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