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10 hours ago, ICTChris said:

The photographer who was snapping Starmer has clarified that he was talking about getting across the road for something.

Anyway, I’ve found the cure on Serb TV

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Just a historical note- the Serb Army retreated from the Austrians in 1915 through Albania and a f*ck of a lot of them died of disease on the journey (the current temporary hospital in Glasgow is named after a nurse who went out to Serbia to help at the time). So the batshit professor here seems to be claiming some kind of genetic herd immunity passed down to descendants. 

"Seems legit"- D. Cummings

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1 minute ago, RH33 said:

I can’t work out how to put someone on ignore. Not that there’s many but couple long winded ones I’d like too.

If you click on your own avatar/user name and go into ‘ignored users’ under settings it’s easy to follow.

This will probably be the last post you see from me.

 

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23 hours ago, Turkmenbashi said:

Well I got letter through my door today. Apparently on my street we are doing a street bubble blowing for the medical workers tomorrow.

Well this is happening. There is pretty much a street party going on. Some c**t is on stilts.

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2 minutes ago, Stellaboz said:
11 minutes ago, Turkmenbashi said:
Well this is happening. There is pretty much a street party going on. Some c**t is on stilts.

Please be in tomorrow's news for killing this c**t.

I was tempted to take him down with my bicycle but I would have had take out a couple of small children with him

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14 minutes ago, Turkmenbashi said:

Well this is happening. There is pretty much a street party going on. Some c**t is on stilts.

There's some c**t on stilts at the street party round the corner from me. I think it's a birthday party, but no-one seems to mind because of all the fucking VE day parties that are going on. Have i missed an announcement? 

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2 minutes ago, coprolite said:

There's some c**t on stilts at the street party round the corner from me. I think it's a birthday party, but no-one seems to mind because of all the fucking VE day parties that are going on. Have i missed an announcement? 

Maybe, I should get my Union Jack out and let these European fucks know who won the fucking the war

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13 minutes ago, Turkmenbashi said:

Maybe, I should get my Union Jack out and let these European fucks know who won the fucking the war

Are you the guy in Belgium? Remind them what Farage said about them not being a proper country too. 

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6 minutes ago, O'Kelly Isley III said:
12 minutes ago, Turkmenbashi said:
Maybe, I should get my Union Jack out and let these European fucks know who won the fucking the war

In that case you'd better not forget a Soviet flag.

Is a North Korean flag an acceptable substitute?

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1 hour ago, Granny Danger said:

If you click on your own avatar/user name and go into ‘ignored users’ under settings it’s easy to follow.

This will probably be the last post you see from me.

 

I find you fairly inoffensive!

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7 hours ago, Distant Doonhamer said:

Picking up home cooked food and being caught paying to eat some lassies pie, Walker must be a pretty shite cook

2 hours ago, D.A.F.C said:

Furlough scheme plus plummeting oil prices. I'm pro independence but that looks like a nightmare for us if we had went alone tbf.

The only countries with oil majorly struggling with the virus outbreak at the US and the UK. 

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16 minutes ago, RH33 said:

f**k sake my seven yr old throws better abuse at me than that!

Try harder!

My inherent sexism makes it difficult.  I hate myself for that weakness.

You win.  :(

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