Fullerene Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 50 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: Stanley Johnson saying on Sky News on his son picking up the virus, : "if it can strike the Prime Minister it can strike anyone. We really need to take this seriously now" What an arse. What he didn't point out was that not so long ago Dumbo was going around shaking hands with affected victims in hospital. He is simply pointing out that this virus doesn't seem to understand the concept of "deference". How outrageous. What a cheek. Why can't it go and infect unimportant people instead? .. or something like that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 Will someone do a montage of government ministers promising PPE day after day? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Carl Cort's Hamstring said: As a 30 year black man, I am stunned that several police forces are behaving in a ridiculous and authoritarian manner. Stunned. 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: What were you before? 1 hour ago, Carl Cort's Hamstring said: A 29 year old black man. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 1 hour ago, philpy said: 1 hour ago, MixuFixit said: Someone has died of ebola in Congo https://reut.rs/2Vj8QeX Too much um bongo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 (edited) It has been a wee while since I have had my nat king. Normally I am kind of not as fussed as the desire fades with age. Unthinkable as a teenager I know. Pretty much just autoswiping everyone on tinder now, Everyone. Edited April 10, 2020 by Lofarl 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 2 minutes ago, Lofarl said: It has been a wee while since I have had my nat king. Normally I am kind of not as fussed as the desire fades with age. Unthinkable as a teenager I know. Pretty much just autoswiping on tinder now You'll need to have a tadger like a blue whale to get a shag off tinder at the moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 Just now, ayrmad said: You'll need to have a tadger like a blue whale to get a shag off tinder at the moment. Playing the long con here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 1 minute ago, Snafu said: I'm stunned if I actually see any police at all. (q) What's the difference between a magician's wand and a policeman's batton? (a) One's for cunning stunts and the other for stunning c**t s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 Guy on facebook, cycling fanatic. Took himself and kids on 20 mile trip using cars to forrest and loch.Is this verge of philpy/truncheon material? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Zuma said: Absolutely no chance he drinks Um Bongo nectar. Would be a good thread though. Celeb juice - f**k it lets have a taster. 5 politicans Iain Duncan Smith - Ribena, kids on it's blood Boris Johnston - Robinsons Orange barley water, it's good for him. Dianne Abbot - Farmfoods own make with extra sugar. Nicola Sturgeon - Highland spring water Patrick Harvie - Something home made and sustainable What's their diluting/fresh carton juice of choice? Edited April 10, 2020 by Sergeant Wilson 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 ROI have extended their lockdown to 5 May. Can’t see why the UK cannot do the same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 14 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Is this verge of philpy/truncheon material? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 7 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: ROI have extended their lockdown to 5 May. Can’t see why the UK cannot do the same. I'd imagine they will once they work out who the f**k is in charge while Johnson is out of action. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 2 hours ago, ICTChris said: Sweden sees escalating death rates u-YkTbs9RdRRKZwh.mp4 -5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 My oldest daughter is a nurse and has had to go to B&Q to buy goggles as they have a shortage of face masks in her hospital. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 It's more that I'm not sure what's allowed?Would love to go on a twenty mile walk but dont want to be selfish and what if I needed medical help miles away from anything? To take kids out and expose them to this risk seems daft.I stay near them and theres perfectly good cycling routes locally. Some folk treat this as an excuse to show off on social media. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binos Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 30 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Guy on facebook, cycling fanatic. Took himself and kids on 20 mile trip using cars to forrest and loch. Is this verge of philpy/truncheon material? All cyclists are wanks We knew that already 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFCDannyFTH Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 Horrible. Just because the Government are skint and can't afford PPE. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-52242516 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 At least we have Trident protecting us. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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