Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 6 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: There we go chaps, don't say I'm not good to you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisalight.. Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 3 hours ago, ICTJohnboy said: Stanley Johnson saying on Sky News on his son picking up the virus, : "if it can strike the Prime Minister it can strike anyone. We really need to take this seriously now" What an arse. What he didn't point out was that not so long ago Dumbo was going around shaking hands with affected victims in hospital. The same Stanley Johnson that said he would go to the pub if he NEEDED to, only about 4 weeks ago. What a cad 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 23 minutes ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: At least we have Trident protecting us. Yeah, why haven’t we just nuked COVID-19? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 1 hour ago, AFCDannyFTH said: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer Jag Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 2 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: Guy on facebook, cycling fanatic. Took himself and kids on 20 mile trip using cars to forrest and loch. Is this verge of philpy/truncheon material? Cyclists are without doubt the worst offenders when it comes to flaunting the rules. Even worse than neds and jakeys. I’m having to work through this as I’m laughably classed as a key worker and I have had nothing but grief from pompous, ignorant cyclists. Scum of the earth. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 (edited) I cycled to Morrison’s and back today (5 mile round trip). Even stole some daffodils on the way back. Spoiler Edited April 10, 2020 by Melanius Mullarkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 Joe Wicks is a good guy.Wash your mouth out!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 There we go chaps, don't say I'm not good to you.[emoji2961] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snobot Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 15 minutes ago, Hammer Jag said: Cyclists are without doubt the worst offenders when it comes to flaunting the rules. Even worse than neds and jakeys. I’m having to work through this as I’m laughably classed as a key worker and I have had nothing but grief from pompous, ignorant cyclists. Scum of the earth. An interesting thing I’ve observed as I look out the window and ponder the new dystopian world order Is that despite road traffic diminishing to 1950s levels and the streets being absolutely deserted, there are still numerous grown adults cycling along the pavements. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 Me too, if the options were to not have sex or to have sex with her I’d do her in a heartbeat.I was going to say "If she was breathing you'd do her Throbber" and then realised that I'd put the bar too high for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 52 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Yeah, why haven’t we just nuked COVID-19? Boris needs to ask permission from America to fire them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 9 minutes ago, Snobot said: An interesting thing I’ve observed as I look out the window and ponder the new dystopian world order Is that despite road traffic diminishing to 1950s levels and the streets being absolutely deserted, there are still numerous grown adults cycling along the pavements. I have helpfully pointed out to a couple of cyclists riding on the pavement that the roads are quiet. This helpful advice also comes with the suffix "you effing cee" so it sinks in. Deliveroo wankers seem to be the worst offenders which is why their backpacks should have the equivalent of a car number plate on the back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 I keep getting PPE mixed up with PPI.. maybe I should start a telephone claims hotline "Have you been missold a promise of record NHS funding in a General Election and as a result been exposed to the risk of contracting a deadly virus..." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 They were telling people to wear masks for the last flu pandemic in 1918. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/02/nyregion/spanish-flu-nyc-virus.html https://www.sfweekly.com/culture/san-franciscans-were-legally-required-to-wear-masks-during-the-last-great-pandemic/amp/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 (edited) The volcano Krakatoa has erupted. What a time to be alive. Well maybe not for long. Edited April 11, 2020 by Theroadlesstravelled 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bendan Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 Looking at the figures, seems Scotland isn't really increasing testing (around 1100 yesterday) but England is. Anyone know why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 Looking at the figures, seems Scotland isn't really increasing testing (around 1100 yesterday) but England is. Anyone know why?Nicola said she wants it up to 3000 per day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 Cyclists are without doubt the worst offenders when it comes to flaunting the rules. Even worse than neds and jakeys. I’m having to work through this as I’m laughably classed as a key worker and I have had nothing but grief from pompous, ignorant cyclists. Scum of the earth. The law doesn't say that only "key workers" should be going to their work. Employers can legally still expect their employees to come to work as long as 1) the employee can't work from home and 2) the business isn't on the list of those ordered to close (pubs, restaurants, non-food shops, leisure venues, etc). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 9 hours ago, keithgy said: My oldest daughter is a nurse and has had to go to B&Q to buy goggles as they have a shortage of face masks in her hospital. Direct her to this email and they will sort it covid-19-health-PPE@gov.scot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 7 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Boris needs to ask permission from America to fire them. Nah it's even better than that if they missiles are in our submarines they belong to us as soon as they are fired they belong to a private company so need their permission to fire 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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