scotfree Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: ^^^65 inch telly, gets taxis everywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 This thread will outstrip BRALT. Might not be such fun though.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 (edited) 8 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: Well done you for playing to the P&B gallery and using as many tropes as is possible in four simple paragraphs. I'm not a Boris fan (though he was an excellent Mayor of London) and, of course, he is a shyster. The only reason he backed Brexit was not for the good of Britain but for the good of Boris. He is, without doubt, the most egotistical, self-interested fuckwit ever to be PM in my lifetime. If Britain's interests align with Boris's ego then he will be a formidable PM. No, he wasn't. 6 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: Thanks for the balanced article. * Ooh, sarcasm. 6 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: When we went tits up in 2012 the whole of P&B became tax and accountancy experts. Now they are all epidemiologists. Still the same sociopathic fannies, though. We. Now they are all epidemiologists. Not the impression I'm getting. You seem rattled. Got a wee bit of a cough? Edited March 17, 2020 by cyderspaceman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 6 hours ago, Dee Man said: Posts on Facebook like this really help the current situation. "Shops and work will be closed". Seriously, what a stupid cow. Yes, she certainly is. The new decade starts in 2021. Same sort of facebook shite that caused brexit imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 2 hours ago, BawWatchin said: Based on what? The mortality rate of the infected on record is still below 1%. Only if, for some reason, you're calculation the mortality rate using active cases. ... that's the official figures. I daresay the mortality rate should be lower by the time you add in unchecked cases who recovered, but it should rise (if it follows the same pattern as SARS), especially once Germany and its ageing population gets seriously involved. 58 minutes ago, alta-pete said: Epiecentre is the middle of China that no-one in the Western world could’ve pinned on a map last year You mean Wuhan? The place where theres a biological lab who've spent the last decade investigating SARS and who 5 years ago published a paper saying they successfully managed to infect human cells with bat coronavirus? https://www.nature.com/news/engineered-bat-virus-stirs-debate-over-risky-research-1.18787?WT.mc_id=TWT_NatureNews 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 27 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Get yourself down to Rapperswil and enjoy a beer by the water. Need to hope the local Co-Op is open, because the b*****ds have shut down all the bars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 57 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Bit of a shit bio weapon if it only takes out auld c***s already at deaths door whilst leaving the young, handsome fit and healthy (like myself) able to continue to do 50 push ups before breakfast. Maybe it's diluting bio weaponry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 8 hours ago, git-intae-thum said: I am kinda torn here. Despite this being the post of a nawbag, who going on the evidence of about 99% of his previous posts is just slightly to the left of Adolf Hitler and Dominic Cummings....... .... I do get the sentiment. Small business is gonna be fuc@ed. This is rotten.!! Hey Pete. If we had a progressive government like Norway, Denmark or Sweden...... you an yer wee company would be fine. Guess what...... This should be posted, re-posted and shared until people start to wake up to the total sham of a country this is. Look after the Rich and screw everyone else, meanwhile REAL countries with REAL Governments actually look after their citizens rather than court all the lobbyists for personal gain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 19 hours ago, Guts said: Where did you find this image...? Beside this one. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 6 hours ago, Dee Man said: Posts on Facebook like this really help the current situation. "Shops and work will be closed". Seriously, what a stupid cow. I'm all for euthanising people like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: This thread will outstrip BRALT. Might not be such fun though.... Fittingly this one will inevitably involve a Rangers club going tits up as well. Edited March 17, 2020 by GiGi 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Right, tinfoil hats back on chaps. I know Knightswood Bear already speculated the theory a couple of hundred pages back, but is anyone else wondering whether this isn’t actually a result of hoi sin bat (© throbber) that was a couple of days past it’s sell by date but instead some biological warfare experiment gone wrong and escaped? Epiecentre is the middle of China that no-one in the Western world could’ve pinned on a map last year, Iran seems disproportionately badly affected while Russia seems almost immune. All coincidence? If the outbreak originated, let's say in Cowie, how many people would be able to pin that on a map?Might it be that Iranian healthcare is just shit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: Beside this one. It's not a deal breaker but I hate the wee hats they wear. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnie_man Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 24 minutes ago, alta-pete said: You seem a p***kly wee character. Do try and lighten up, it’ll improve your overall forum experience You'll learn with wee Marshy is he doesn't like people disagreeing with him, prepare for a blitz of red dots on any of your posts he can find in retribution. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandcowden Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 airparks have just sent me their semi regular email with discounts off airport parking;now 20% rather than the usual 15%.shit just got real..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Don't you just love the continuous advice from the media and Government of, "avoid the office", "do not go to work", "avoid public transport" etc etc. Then you get the media doing their "tutt tutt" shame stories on people who have "ignored the advice" etc, etc. Unfortunately what they haven't mentioned is that your company and your Boss are telling you the opposite and that you must attend and if you were to take the Government or media advice you'd most certainly be out of a job. Once again it just confirms how completely out of touch with reality that both our politicians and our media remain. Worse than useless, the lot of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, WATTOO said: Don't you just love the continuous advice from the media and Government of, "avoid the office", "do not go to work", "avoid public transport" etc etc. Then you get the media doing their "tutt tutt" shame stories on people who have "ignored the advice" etc, etc. Unfortunately what they haven't mentioned is that your company and your Boss are telling you the opposite and that you must attend and if you were to take the Government or media advice you'd most certainly be out of a job. Once again it just confirms how completely out of touch with reality that both our politicians and our media remain. Worse than useless, the lot of them. Are companies telling their employees this? I doubt all but the stupidest of employers are giving the exact opposite advice to their employees. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 40 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: This thread will outstrip BRALT. Might not be such fun though.... Only if there are lots of people making lots of posts... Might end up 'is there anybody out there?' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 The issue is that the Government are *not* telling people "do not go to work" or "avoid the office". They're giving lily-livered recommendations rather than orders. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 27 minutes ago, GiGi said: Fittingly this one will inevitably involve a Rangers club going tits up as well. ITZA CAFLIK CONSPIRASEA 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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