Jacksgranda Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: Last time I was there I couldn't see hand gel anywhere, someone had probably nicked it. I'll be going in with bright pink marigolds and some 10 year old hand sanitiser I found in the garage, just in case. Maybe a dashing silk scarf around my face to set it off. Those hormone pills must be kicking in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney Rubble Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 minute ago, doulikefish said: Good news though Pity. Would have been an ideal opportunity to reduce the number of those mutants legally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Just been looking up a few main bars and pubs in edinburgh centre. All open and folk inside.We are going to be italy x 10Stupid fucking p***ks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 28 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: 50 minutes ago, 101 said: I don't get why folk in non essential jobs are still going to their work by the end of this week we should all be locked in our houses for the next few months. As a precaution I got 2 crates of Tennent's. That's daft, why not 20? I didn't want to clear the shelf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 That's daft, why not 20?To save some for everyone else to enjoy.See we are all not c***s :-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Was thinking earlier about what it would be like to be locked down in an era without the internet, streaming TV/music or gaming. I was thinking it would the equivalent to a hangover when I was younger. Terrestrial tv and dvds you had already watched 1000 times 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, bernardblack said: 4 minutes ago, bernardblack said: I was thinking it would the equivalent to a hangover when I was younger. Terrestrial tv and wanking myself into a coma FTFY Edited March 17, 2020 by alta-pete 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney Rubble Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 7 minutes ago, Slenderman said: Was thinking earlier about what it would be like to be locked down in an era without the internet, streaming TV/music or gaming. We used to do it once a week every Sunday in the 60s, 70s and 80s. Arthur Montford and Bob Crampsey at 1600 with Scotsport followed by Glen Michael at 1700 with Cartoon Cavalcade. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 40 minutes ago, pozbaird said: Any word from Boris at 5pm today about Sellik’s not nine-in-a-row? FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 (edited) 6 minutes ago, oaksoft said: Over 70. That generation largely won't sit back and be patronised and ordered around by younger generations. They are fiercely independent and would rather take their chances and die in freedom than be imprisoned in their own houses. Selfish Gammon will be shot on sight. Boris old man first. Edited March 17, 2020 by dirty dingus 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Just now, oaksoft said: Oh calm down FFS. You're not the only one with vulnerable family members. What’s so amazing about getting pished in a pub? Can you not leave it for a few weeks? As bad as the idiots in Tenerife. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 They were also truncheoning people in the face for breaking quarantine; while practically every old boomer over here is already stating that they’re fine, they’re fitter than everyone else and won’t self isolate when they are eventually told to do so. We’re going to need more truncheons IMO. Im not sure why you think im advocating for truncheons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 I don’t know how bad it needs to get before people realise they need to change for a while. I’m glad I don’t stay in a city centre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 11 minutes ago, oaksoft said: And a special mention to those over 70. That generation largely won't sit back and be patronised and ordered around by younger generations. They are fiercely independent and would rather take their chances and die bed blocking in ICU. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: I don’t know how bad it needs to get before people realise they need to change for a while. Surely the smell is a giveaway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 What’s so amazing about getting pished in a pub? Can you not leave it for a few weeks? As bad as the idiots in Tenerife. I don’t know how bad it needs to get before people realise they need to change for a while. I’m glad I don’t stay in a city centre.Calm doon.Do you not get exhausted from constantly being on a rage all the time?Folk are not being told to stay in. The pubs and restaurants have to stay open for their livelihoods, and those of their staff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Noticed five BA aircraft sitting in parking area on far side airport on way past earlier. Presume they’re going back to the leasing company. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 (edited) Hey! My greenie gun has been reloaded. Only found out when I tried to see if reddies still worked. ETA ah! Is it 24 hours after the first one? Shit, I've been on here too long. Edited March 17, 2020 by cyderspaceman -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 If we are all going to get this nonsense I’d rather make sure my local boozers and restaurants get a bit more cash out of this. Literally not any riskier than visiting your local sandwich shop or artisanal campachoochoo spot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 I don’t mind being told to come into work or to stay at home and work. The thing that’s pissing me off is my employer insinuating we should be in, without telling us to do so. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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