Dundee United's Next Permanent Manager

[johnnydun]

2 minutes ago, Szamo's_Ammo said:

Please regale us with the tale of when a United fan cast a dirty look in your direction causing you great distress.

I like that story.

You probably dropped him a red dot on one of your sprees.

[Pull My Strings]

14 minutes ago, The Real Saints said:

No, I was just meaning that he's an awful person in general.

Good one.

[Szamo's_Ammo]

 

[Mark Connolly]

9 minutes ago, Szamo's_Ammo said:

Please regale us with the tale of when a United fan cast a dirty look in your direction causing you great distress.

I like that story.

Is that the same one as when the two kids "followed him"?

[philpy]

On 21/06/2020 at 19:17, Flybhoy said:

Jim McLean

Don't you ever fucking offer me that again. 

[philpy]

Puzzled As to why laurie Ellis made the list. Sound as f**k, brilliant servant us (raith), but not enough experience I think. 

[Derry Alli]

1 minute ago, philpy said:

Puzzled As to why laurie Ellis made the list. Sound as f**k, brilliant servant us (raith), but not enough experience I think. 

He's already been United manager, twice. 

[philpy]

Just now, Mr. Alli said:

He's already been United manager, twice. 

f**k, I genuinely forgot about that. 

[Ludo*1]

6 minutes ago, philpy said:

Puzzled As to why laurie Ellis made the list. Sound as f**k, brilliant servant us (raith), but not enough experience I think. 

Some people take my lists far too seriously in any case. I just bang up the first names I can think of.

f**k knows where Simon Grayson came from.

[ArabFC]

1 hour ago, Szamo's_Ammo said:

 

Jesus wept!

[tree house tam]

1 hour ago, Pull My Strings said:

Because he's a sex offender! Classic .

Alleged.

 

I think you should go with Darren Fletcher. Decent guy, decent footballer, decent contacts.

[johnnydun]

Just now, tree house tam said:

Alleged.

 

I think you should go with Darren Fletcher. Decent guy, decent footballer, decent contacts.

I agree, decent footballers always make good managers.

[tree house tam]

2 minutes ago, johnnydun said:

I agree, decent footballers always make good managers.

Shhh. Plant a seed and list positives, when it inevitably fails list negatives, point and laugh.

[MacGafraidh]

What’s Terry Butcher or Steve Paterson up to?

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[Ludo*1]

Daniel Stendel?

Will be wanting another crack at it in the top flight you'd imagine. He has Csaba II written all over him, but he'd fit the banter narrative and it'd be interesting what he could do. By all accounts, he was highly regarded at Barnsley before the Scottish media piled on to his poor early form at Hearts.

[captainkev]

1 hour ago, ArabianKnight said:

Fletch would be awesome. 

Not sure. Chevy Chase supposedly can be pretty difficult to work with.

[RandomGuy.]

19 minutes ago, Ludo*1 said:

Daniel Stendel?

Will be wanting another crack at it in the top flight you'd imagine. He has Csaba II written all over him, but he'd fit the banter narrative and it'd be interesting what he could do. By all accounts, he was highly regarded at Barnsley before the Scottish media piled on to his poor early form at Hearts.

Stendel with a CB pairing of Connolly and Reynolds would be absolutely hilarious.

[Bigmouth Strikes Again]

That horrible fucker Adams would be a perfect fit for this manky mob. IMO.

Thank you.

[Ocular Patdown Required]

They should promote this guy... if he's still in United's coaching setup, I'm not sure

[Junior_Arab]

For those of us looking for something a little more left field...

 

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