Herman Hessian Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 OK - let's try this for size - post a vexing matter which is causing you consternation, something with a straight choice between two options, and let the P&B cognoscenti weigh in with their considered opinions until consensus is arrived at - no more than 24 hours for each 'topic' for starters: you have a fixed budget of let's say £1000.00 to spend on your weekend's entertainment at a secluded retreat of your choosing are you going for: a) cheap supermarket canned lager, vin de plonk and the most luscious, sensual escort imaginable b) the very finest beers and wines that money can buy, and a dirty old slapper there is no third way - it's one or t'other.... -7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 And today’s top post for making my skin crawl goes to.... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 I'm having a few craft beers and a chug. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 55 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: OK - let's try this for size - post a vexing matter which is causing you consternation, something with a straight choice between two options, and let the P&B cognoscenti weigh in with their considered opinions until consensus is arrived at - no more than 24 hours for each 'topic' for starters: you have a fixed budget of let's say £1000.00 to spend on your weekend's entertainment at a secluded retreat of your choosing are you going for: a) cheap supermarket canned lager, vin de plonk and the most luscious, sensual escort imaginable b) the very finest beers and wines that money can buy, and a dirty old slapper there is no third way - it's one or t'other.... Don't know who you've been speaking with, but my rates start well upwards of £1000. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 this is epic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 I'd be wondering what happened in my life that these were the only two options I had to spend a grand on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Herman Hessian said: OK - let's try this for size - post a vexing matter which is causing you consternation, something with a straight choice between two options, and let the P&B cognoscenti weigh in with their considered opinions until consensus is arrived at - no more than 24 hours for each 'topic' for starters: you have a fixed budget of let's say £1000.00 to spend on your weekend's entertainment at a secluded retreat of your choosing are you going for: a) cheap supermarket canned lager, vin de plonk and the most luscious, sensual escort imaginable b) the very finest beers and wines that money can buy, and a dirty old slapper there is no third way - it's one or t'other.... Haw, haw, haw... that boy Slaney. Whit's he like eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 There should be a third option - heating up full blast, all windows open. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 I'd spend it all on Tennents and kebabs, if a woman wants to join me that's her choice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistledo Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, Herman Hessian said: OK - let's try this for size - post a vexing matter which is causing you consternation, something with a straight choice between two options, and let the P&B cognoscenti weigh in with their considered opinions until consensus is arrived at - no more than 24 hours for each 'topic' for starters: you have a fixed budget of let's say £1000.00 to spend on your weekend's entertainment at a secluded retreat of your choosing are you going for: a) cheap supermarket canned lager, vin de plonk and the most luscious, sensual escort imaginable b) the very finest beers and wines that money can buy, and a dirty old slapper there is no third way - it's one or t'other.... Absolutely sack that. You want one of those robot vacuum cleaners, honestly no hoovered my gaff in months. Bliss. Edited July 22, 2020 by thistledo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Just pop it into the savings tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 4 hours ago, Adam said: And today’s top post for making my skin crawl goes to.... Just waiting on the other two commander in creeps to turn up and post before I can give out my award, personally. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtgilphead Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 6 hours ago, thistledo said: Absolutely sack that. You want one of those robot vacuum cleaners, honestly no hoovered my gaff in months. Bliss. Did you ever work in Great Ormond Street Hospital? https://metro.co.uk/2008/03/03/builder-sacked-over-vacuum-cleaner-sex-17547/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 So the options are paying for the favours of a woman you find attractive, or uncoerced sex with a woman that you don't? Can I just drink until neither of these miserable scenarios is possible? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 ^^^some of us don’t even need to drink before that’s the situation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 7 hours ago, Raidernation said: ^^^some of us don’t even need to drink before that’s the situation. I thought Pele sorted this years ago! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 With a thousand quid to spend, I'd book Mrs WRK and the two (currently) resident Rosetees a wee weekend break with spending money for a trip to the nearest Meadowhall/Metro/Lakeside monstrosity, and take the dog for a couple of good long walks before relaxing in front of some quality films where I don't have to know "what's he been in?" or "why are they doing that" every five fucking minutes. Peace and quiet - massively under-rated, but surprisingly scarce for something which should be free. It's been a long few months... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistledo Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 13 hours ago, lichtgilphead said: Did you ever work in Great Ormond Street Hospital? https://metro.co.uk/2008/03/03/builder-sacked-over-vacuum-cleaner-sex-17547/ I was merely vacuuming my underwear, honestly... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 With a thousand quid to spend, I'd book Mrs WRKShe's already busy that night, m9. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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