Conspiracy Theories

[welshbairn]

55 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said:

I never understood why folk get so excited over shitty pyramids when essentially the same technology built Rome, Athens etc

I remember being taken to see an old quarry in the Egyptian desert where they carved columns for Rome buildings. There was one that was nearly complete with a big crack in it, some poor sod had spent a year carving it when he went a bit heavy with his chisel. 

[MONKMAN]

4 hours ago, throbber said:

There is “tricky” and then there is building a concave effect so slight you can only view it during the spring and autumn equinoxes. Also you can only see it from a matter of meters above it when the light shines on it, the gods won’t be able to see it and that’s what the shiney stones were for.

Do you actually believe all this shite you put up? 

Edited August 7, 2020 by MONKMAN

[MONKMAN]

23 minutes ago, throbber said:

Like all historians I like to keep an open mind about these things. 

There’s keeping an open mind and there’s the 2 “facts” you’ve put up that are complete nonsense. You’re better than this. 

[Miguel Sanchez]

"Why would the Egyptians have built the pyramids this way if they didn't know it was significant?"

"How could the Egyptians have known this was significant when they built the pyramids?"

Pick one.

[MONKMAN]

Rather strange that an alien race travel light years across the galaxy to visit earth, build a few pyramids out of local granite and limestone then just f**k off again. No significant advances in technology left behind.

[Miguel Sanchez]

6 minutes ago, MONKMAN said:

Rather strange that an alien race travel light years across the galaxy to visit earth, build a few pyramids out of local granite and limestone then just f**k off again. No significant advances in technology left behind.

Sandcastle building by litter conscious intergalactic travellers

Earth is basically Troon

[Bairnardo]

Sandcastle building by litter conscious intergalactic travellers
Earth is basically Troon

The pyramids are an extra terrestrial marker. Left here after about five minutes of a visit to signify to others, dont bother landing, this lot are all arseholes, and will be for millennia to come.

[D.A.F.C]

Pretty sure if it was scary aliens who built the pyramids then half of Cairo wouldn't have nicked all the good stone from them.

[Florentine_Pogen]

13 hours ago, throbber said:

God looks down on you when you use your pocket pussy.

^^Erich von Throbiken.

[Falcor Roar]

Peter Ebdon seems to have lost the plot going by his twitter. Seemed like a w**k anyway.

[bennett]

Throbbers been watching stargate.

[BFTD]

2 hours ago, Falcor Roar said:

Peter Ebdon seems to have lost the plot going by his twitter. Seemed like a w**k anyway.

In what way? Are pyramids and aliens involved?

I forget why, but people have been saying he's a w**k for decades at this point.

[coprolite]

Stone circles are obviously cradles for flying saucers. The carnac stones are like ancient runway markers pointing towards the landing zone at silbury hill. 

You couldn't park a flying saucer on a pyramid because it would fall off. 

[coprolite]

Just now, BigFatTabbyDave said:

In what way? Are pyramids and aliens involved?

I forget why, but people have been saying he's a w**k for decades at this point.

I thought he was a w**k because of his stupid wacky waistcoats that overly aggressive fist pump and "come on!" manoeuvre he did when he won a frame (like a frail stuart pearce) and his stupid fucking face. I can't speak for others. 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Peter Ebdon was consistently a w**k for snooker reasons. Earlier this year he retired and his twitter account genuinely looked like some of the bots you get on here - tweets about healing crystals, vaccines being a hoax, the works. Then a "I have retired from professional snooker" at the top, it was quite surreal. Let's have a look and see what he's up to today...

"Petition: Prevent any restrictions on those who refuse a Covid-19 vaccination"

Ah, yes.

[Cosmic Joe]

1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

Peter Ebdon was consistently a w**k for snooker reasons. Earlier this year he retired and his twitter account genuinely looked like some of the bots you get on here - tweets about healing crystals, vaccines being a hoax, the works. Then a "I have retired from professional snooker" at the top, it was quite surreal. Let's have a look and see what he's up to today...

"Petition: Prevent any restrictions on those who refuse a Covid-19 vaccination"

Ah, yes.

 

[Fullerene]

Before the pyramids were built, Ancient Egypt was full of large stones that were just lying around.  It was impossible to get anything done.  The stones were always in the way.  New road - no.  Stones blocking the way.  New houses.  New bridges.  New aqueducts.  Forget it.  The stones were everywhere.

Eventually a decision was made to move all the stones to one location or maybe a few and place them in such a way that they would not fall down and get in the way again.

That's it.

I don't know everybody is making such a big thing about it.

[Lurkst]

Just watched this...

https://www.netflix.com/gb/title/81015076

While I admire the commitment to the cause of these Flat Earthers, the blind ignorance of basic scientific evidence is perplexing. 

There does however seem to be a common link between these people, anti-vaxers, 9/11 deniers, belief in a satanic ruling elite etc.

[101]

2 minutes ago, Lurkst said:

Just watched this...

https://www.netflix.com/gb/title/81015076

While I admire the commitment to the cause of these Flat Earthers, the blind ignorance of basic scientific evidence is perplexing. 

There does however seem to be a common link between these people, anti-vaxers, 9/11 deniers, belief in a satanic ruling elite etc.

Never heard anyone ever deny 9/11 happened. Plenty holes to pick in the official story but I don't think anyone thinks the buildings are still up

[Lurkst]

1 minute ago, 101 said:

Never heard anyone ever deny 9/11 happened. Plenty holes to pick in the official story but I don't think anyone thinks the buildings are still up

Poorly worded 

I was of course referring to those who deny the WTC was hit by hijacked airliners.