Conspiracy Theories

[madmitch]

4 hours ago, DA Baracus said:

All that happened in this congressional hearing was a couple of folk said that some other told them they saw some stuff they couldn't explain.

Sorry that just isn't true.  The four Navy pilots directly saw objects and locked onto it with their radar.   Quote from the hearings.

David Fravor, a former Navy commander, said he and three fellow military pilots spotted a white Tic-Tac-shaped object in 2004, hovering below their jets and just above the Pacific Ocean.

As he descended to inspect the sighting, he claimed the unidentified aircraft — which he said bore no visible rotors, wings or exhaust — began to ascend and approach his fighter jet.

He claimed that the UAP then vanished, only to reappear a few seconds later, but this time it was spotted 60 miles away.

Fravor told the committee that the technology he and his team encountered defies logical explanation.

"The technology that we faced is far superior to anything that we had," Fravor claimed. "And there’s nothing we can do about it, nothing."

[DA Baracus]

7 hours ago, madmitch said:

Sorry that just isn't true.  The four Navy pilots directly saw objects and locked onto it with their radar.   Quote from the hearings.

David Fravor, a former Navy commander, said he and three fellow military pilots spotted a white Tic-Tac-shaped object in 2004, hovering below their jets and just above the Pacific Ocean.

As he descended to inspect the sighting, he claimed the unidentified aircraft — which he said bore no visible rotors, wings or exhaust — began to ascend and approach his fighter jet.

He claimed that the UAP then vanished, only to reappear a few seconds later, but this time it was spotted 60 miles away.

Fravor told the committee that the technology he and his team encountered defies logical explanation.

"The technology that we faced is far superior to anything that we had," Fravor claimed. "And there’s nothing we can do about it, nothing."

Despite so many folk having access to cameras, via their phone, we still have nothing but some shaky, blurred footage kicking around.

[BFTD]

3 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

Despite so many folk having access to cameras, via their phone, we still have nothing but some shaky, blurred footage kicking around.

We'll have the entire fucking planet mapped in real time by satellites recording everything that takes place everywhere, and there'll still be SHOCKING! new footage of aliens and Bigfoot being recorded on antique Super-8 cameras by japesters with the DTs.

[stevieKTID]

Maybe aliens, like Bigfoot, are naturally blurry.

 

[Bigmouth Strikes Again]

1 hour ago, BTFD said:

We'll have the entire fucking planet mapped in real time by satellites recording everything that takes place everywhere, and there'll still be SHOCKING! new footage of aliens and Bigfoot being recorded on antique Super-8 cameras by japesters with the DTs.

Sasquatch or Sabe is the name given to it by the first nation tribes in America/North America, not Bigfoot.

If you can use the proper name when slagging in future, that would be better.

Thank you.

[welshbairn]

3 hours ago, DA Baracus said:

Despite so many folk having access to cameras, via their phone, we still have nothing but some shaky, blurred footage kicking around.

Here's a sharpened version..

[welshbairn]

1 hour ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

Sasquatch or Sabe is the name given to it by the first nation tribes in America/North America, not Bigfoot.

If you can use the proper name when slagging in future, that would be better.

Thank you.

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Many regions have differentiating names for the creatures. In Canada, the name Sasquatch is widely used although often interchangeably with the name Bigfoot. The United States uses both of these names but also has numerous names and descriptions of the creatures depending on the region and area in which they are allegedly sighted. These include the Skunk ape in Florida and other southern states, Grassman in Ohio, Fouke Monster in Arkansas, Wood Booger in Virginia, the Monster of Whitehall in Whitehall, New York, Momo in Missouri, Honey Island Swamp Monster in Louisiana, Dewey Lake Monster in Michigan, Mogollon Monster in Arizona, the Big Muddy Monster in southern Illinois, and The Old Men of the Mountain in West Virginia. The term Wood Ape is also used by some as a means to deviate from the perceived mythical connotation surrounding the name "Bigfoot". Other names include Bushman, Treeman, and Wildman.

 

[tamthebam]

I saw Honey Island Swamp Monster on the telly advertising Sugar Puffs

[TxRover]

5 hours ago, tamthebam said:

I saw Honey Island Swamp Monster on the telly advertising Sugar Puffs

TBF, I grew up a couple of miles from that place, and I’m absolutely willing to believe there could be anything up to dinosaurs hiding in there!

[Shandon Par]

The chances of anything coming from Mars, are a million to one.

[PossilYM]

Mars Attack

[Salt n Vinegar]

47 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

The chances of anything coming from Mars, are a million to one.

.... But still, they come....

[TxRover]

1 hour ago, Shandon Par said:

The chances of anything coming from Mars, are a million to one.

[Raidernation]

4 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

.... But still, they come....

It's his birthday today I believe.

[highlandmac]

On 26/07/2023 at 16:37, Fullerene said:

Big problems if aliens show up and take Nessie home.  Tourism in the Highlands will never recover.

It'll make my occasional swims in loch Ness less apprehensive,though

[Fullerene]

1 hour ago, highlandmac said:

It'll make my occasional swims in loch Ness less apprehensive,though

Also less exciting.  Have you ever tried water skiing with Nessie pulling the line?  An experience like no other.

[BFTD]

On 27/07/2023 at 10:01, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

Sasquatch or Sabe is the name given to it by the first nation tribes in America/North America, not Bigfoot.

If you can use the proper name when slagging in future, that would be better.

Thank you.

That was very insensitive of me. I'll be donating a Viaplay subscription to a colony of Sasquatch as penance.

No reason they shouldn't have to suffer as we do.

[Shandon Par]

In American Psycho (the book), Patrick Bateman watches Bigfoot being interviewed on morning tv. 

[tamthebam]

4 hours ago, highlandmac said:

It'll make my occasional swims in loch Ness less apprehensive,though

Have sightings of Nessie ever been reported around the time you've gone for a swim?

[highlandmac]

1 hour ago, tamthebam said:

Have sightings of Nessie ever been reported around the time you've gone for a swim?

Frequently

Think I'm lucky to still be alive