williemillersmoustache Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 22 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Imagine being this incompetent at your high profile public service job and then also choosing to a fucking lino as well. You have to assume there's a failed application for traffic warden out there somewhere. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian1 Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 I am sure I just heard on BBC radio shortbread that Ross was quoted as saying something along the lines of.. "If I am still in position at new year I will toast my leadership" Emphasis on the word IF. I would rather he remained a bit longer and destroyed the Tories reputation in Scotland even more - leaving only the greedy rich and out and out bigots left Voting for them. Could they replace him with Stephen Kerr who quite frankly looks like a horible b*****d, sounds like a horrible b*****d and almost certainly is a horrible b*****d. Every parliament there is one Tory you detest that wee bit more than the others - he's the one for me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 22 minutes ago, Caledonian1 said: I am sure I just heard on BBC radio shortbread that Ross was quoted as saying something along the lines of.. "If I am still in position at new year I will toast my leadership" Emphasis on the word IF. I would rather he remained a bit longer and destroyed the Tories reputation in Scotland even more - leaving only the greedy rich and out and out bigots left Voting for them. Could they replace him with Stephen Kerr who quite frankly looks like a horible b*****d, sounds like a horrible b*****d and almost certainly is a horrible b*****d. Every parliament there is one Tory you detest that wee bit more than the others - he's the one for me Absolutely 100% is a horrible b*****d. He'd be a tremendous choice for Yes for all the wrong reasons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 1 hour ago, williemillersmoustache said: Absolutely 100% is a horrible b*****d. He'd be a tremendous choice for Yes for all the wrong reasons. All of the Scottish Tories are snivelling idiots and incredibly would all be a downgrade on DRoss (I know). His deputy is a nutjob, Kerr as described is an utter c**t, the likes of Maurice Golden are hilariously bad (he made a total arse of himself at a local hustings the sitting MP Kirsten Hair couldn't be fucked turning up for a while back). They are all totally shite. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Imagine being this incompetent at your high profile public service job and then also choosing to a fucking lino as well. It's his perfect job. Masses of negative attention from people he considers beneath him, and the opportunity to be an absolute jobsworth pedant over things like the shoes people are wearing to work that day. Bet he asks to have his name listed first in the match programmes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 16 minutes ago, Day of the Lords said: All of the Scottish Tories are snivelling idiots and incredibly would all be a downgrade on DRoss (I know). His deputy is a nutjob, Kerr as described is an utter c**t, the likes of Maurice Golden are hilariously bad (he made a total arse of himself at a local hustings the sitting MP Kirsten Hair couldn't be fucked turning up for a while back). They are all totally shite. All their talent* is at Westminster, which is a shocking endictment of their resources, and reflects their attitude to devolution. Most of the time their antics add up to the fart noises and disruptive behaviour of UKIP at the European Parliament. *the most generous use of a word in history. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 8 minutes ago, williemillersmoustache said: All their talent* is at Westminster, which is a shocking endictment of their resources, and reflects their attitude to devolution. Most of the time their antics add up to the fart noises and disruptive behaviour of UKIP at the European Parliament. *the most generous use of a word in history. I'd started to forget about UKIP being a bunch of pointless attention-seeking roasters. I'd say it must be a relief to have got rid of them, but I'm guessing that some other mob will have taken over their role of petulant xenophobic arseholes. Imagine if the SNP turned up to Westminster with the daily aim of disrupting proceedings. I'm sure the press would lionise them too, and certainly wouldn't make comparisons to the National Socialists in the Reichstag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 1 hour ago, BFTD said: It's his perfect job. Masses of negative attention from people he considers beneath him, and the opportunity to be an absolute jobsworth pedant over things like the shoes people are wearing to work that day. Bet he asks to have his name listed first in the match programmes. If he ever runs at game I'm at, I'm personally going to smudge every single programme. 1 hour ago, BFTD said: I'd started to forget about UKIP being a bunch of pointless attention-seeking roasters. I'd say it must be a relief to have got rid of them, but I'm guessing that some other mob will have taken over their role of petulant xenophobic arseholes. Imagine if the SNP turned up to Westminster with the daily aim of disrupting proceedings. I'm sure the press would lionise them too, and certainly wouldn't make comparisons to the National Socialists in the Reichstag. Yes, the Conservatives. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 1 hour ago, BFTD said: It's his perfect job. Masses of negative attention from people he considers beneath him, and the opportunity to be an absolute jobsworth pedant over things like the shoes people are wearing to work that day. Bet he asks to have his name listed first in the match programmes. I've no idea what drives people to be like that. We had a vastly unpopular maths teacher at school who used to get dogs abuse in the class and playground. One day, a group of us rock up at Elgin vs Clach or somesuch to be met with said teacher running the line. You can imagine how that 90 minutes went for him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: I've no idea what drives people to be like that. We had a vastly unpopular maths teacher at school who used to get dogs abuse in the class and playground. One day, a group of us rock up at Elgin vs Clach or somesuch to be met with said teacher running the line. You can imagine how that 90 minutes went for him. "Oh, well flagged, sir !" "Sir, sir....your lace is undone, better get it tied, sir" "Oh, well spotted sir, he was definately offside, sir...." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 12 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: I've no idea what drives people to be like that. We had a vastly unpopular maths teacher at school who used to get dogs abuse in the class and playground. One day, a group of us rock up at Elgin vs Clach or somesuch to be met with said teacher running the line. You can imagine how that 90 minutes went for him. When you're unpopular for long enough, you convince yourself that you enjoy it. According to a mate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: "Oh, well flagged, sir !" "Sir, sir....your lace is undone, better get it tied, sir" "Oh, well spotted sir, he was definately offside, sir...." Kind of. Spoiler 90 minutes of "If you hate the manny Momo clap your hands" Edited October 4, 2022 by Melanius Mullarkay 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 Something more like this I'd imagine: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 1 hour ago, MONKMAN said: The absolute epitome of the 'pox doctor's clerk.' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CambieBud Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 My father, who is in his eighties, calls Dross The Moray Eel. Very appropriate 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 He really does have a mouth like a cats arsehole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRocketman II Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 10 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Imagine being this incompetent at your high profile public service job and then also choosing to a fucking lino as well. Mods - please! is there not a particular focus on behaviour and language in this section of the board? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 8 hours ago, Day of the Lords said: All of the Scottish Tories are snivelling idiots and incredibly would all be a downgrade on DRoss (I know). His deputy is a nutjob, Kerr as described is an utter c**t, the likes of Maurice Golden are hilariously bad (he made a total arse of himself at a local hustings the sitting MP Kirsten Hair couldn't be fucked turning up for a while back). They are all totally shite. They appear to have managed to stuff Annie Wells back into whichever box they found her in. Haven't seen or heard from her since the ridiculous attempt to stitch up Sturgeon early last year. Not that I'm complaining, but it was always good for the odd laugh listening to the complete and utter drivel that comes out of her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 5 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Something more like this I'd imagine: That photo of Ross must be ancient. It's at least four stones ago. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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