LincolnHearts Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Some cracking football team names out there. In Myanmar, Shan Utd will take a bit of beating. Currently playing in the Malawian Super League though are 'Big Bullets' , who should be scoring at least 5 every week with a name like that. Post your favourites from foreign shores here.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 There's a team in Trinidad called Joe Public FC. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Dangerous Darkies. Came across it playing Sensible World of Soccer. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted December 5, 2020 Author Share Posted December 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Slenderman said: Dangerous Darkies. Came across it playing Sensible World of Soccer. London Amateur League? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 (edited) Deportivo wanka Deportivo moron Rangers Edited December 5, 2020 by D.A.F.C 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted December 5, 2020 Author Share Posted December 5, 2020 I don't know if there is/has been a thread on it as well, but there was a bloke on talksport who, when bored out of his tits during lockdown, decided it would be a laugh to design football shirts for the mainstream supermarkets. https://www.footyheadlines.com/2020/11/football-fan-creates-kits-for-uk-supermarket.html If you get 10 minutes, you should have a look on the Swaz website and click the 'Kit Designer' option. Had a go at this and made a works one. It's only team-wear templates for the shirts, but you can add logo's etc. I think you can actually buy the shirt you design (at what looks a very cheap price) Wish I'd have known about this a while back. Would have made brilliant Christmas presents. https://www.swaz.co.uk/team-wear/ Who can knock up the best P&B one? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 In the St. Vincent & Grenadines league they have Awesome FC and Glenside Ball Blazers playing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GordonD Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Chimney Corner FC from Antrim always made me think of old Enid Blyton books. (I know, there aren't any new ones.) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Kaiser Chiefs, imagine naming a football team after a pop group. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Heart of Midlothian - utterly stupid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted December 5, 2020 Author Share Posted December 5, 2020 1 minute ago, invergowrie arab said: Heart of Midlothian - utterly stupid Under a dozen posts in. Can someone do HIV's, Sevco and Paedo Athletic to complete the 4 corners? Fanny. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 1 minute ago, LincolnHearts said: Under a dozen posts in. Can someone do HIV's, Sevco and Paedo Athletic to complete the 4 corners? Fanny. It's an objectively ridiculous name and every bit as bad as anything that will come up in this peak "yer da patter " thread. Sorry it's upset you though. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted December 5, 2020 Author Share Posted December 5, 2020 Just now, invergowrie arab said: It's an objectively ridiculous name and every bit as bad as anything that will come up in this peak "yer da patter " thread. Sorry it's upset you though. No upset here. Just disappointment/surprise that our 1st confirmed bona-fide fanny took so long to show up. Well done you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Shaker Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Catch-My-Pal FC They won the North Caledonian League in 1924/25, and were a football team associated with an Irish temperance movement in the early 1900's, which spread to the north of Scotland and which existed through to the 1970's. Their legacy in Inverness remained as the Merkinch Welfare Hall, which sits down the road from Clachnacuddin's ground. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dysartrovers Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 I like Brest and Slutsk in Belarus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 1 hour ago, invergowrie arab said: Heart of Midlothian - utterly stupid Queen of the South is just as bad, Albion Rovers. We're just used to hearing the local ones. Caledonian Braves isn't funny, it's just shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 (edited) The Estwatini (formerly Swaziland) top flight had a team called Eleven Men In Flight. The Guam Soccer League for a few seasons had a FC Beercelona. For the more immature amongst you Indonesia's Liga 2 has a team called Semen Padang owned by the Semen Indonesia Group. Semen is Indonesian for cement. North Region Junior club Hermes aren't named after the Greek god or French luxury brand but rather rather the humble Hermes 2000 typewriter. Edited December 5, 2020 by GNU_Linux 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Current standings in an imperial outpost. Belters the lot of them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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