Bairnardo Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 The Quality Street assortment was named after a JM Barrie play and date from 1936. They don't seem to have the brown ones in any more (so racist Tories).Is there other sorts of tory? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParsJake Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 This will vary across the board, but with Celebrations the general order of disappearance seems to be Malteser, Galaxy, Galaxy caramel, Twix, Snickers, Mars, Milky Way and Bounty. A great feeling it is when you find a Malteser or two at the bottom of the tin that everyone else missed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 It's usually the twix that are left.Always feel like the twix offering tastes completely different from a twix bar you buy in shops 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendot Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 5 hours ago, Shandön Par said: There’s a Quality Street in Edinburgh. And a Kitcat Terrace in London I've suggested to the wife about taking a trip down Cadbury alley, but it always leads to a dead end 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 1 hour ago, John Lambies Doos said: 22 hours ago, bennett said: It's usually the twix that are left. Always feel like the twix offering tastes completely different from a twix bar you buy in shops I'd agree on that, I like a Twix but it doesn't really transfer well into miniature form. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btb Posted January 23, 2021 Author Share Posted January 23, 2021 1 hour ago, greendot said: I've suggested to the wife about taking a trip down Cadbury alley, but it always leads to a dead end Ah, the first variation I heard on that joke was Steve Davis swithering over whether to go for the brown or the pink. In these days of anal bleaching there must be a new punchline. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekhibee88 Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 44 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: I'd agree on that, I like a Twix but it doesn't really transfer well into miniature form. I love a Snickers but the miniature ones are the same , don't work too well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 Worst transfer of quality from full size to mini is Mars. Shite. Opposite are Maltesers, which whilst already good, reach God status in celebrations. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 15 hours ago, ParsJake said: People who put the empty wrappers back into the tin are absolute shitcunts. They are, but we've all done it at some point. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 7 hours ago, The Golden God said: They are, but we've all done it at some point. No we haven't. I bet you tell yourself that when you piss in the sink. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 16 hours ago, greendot said: I've suggested to the wife about taking a trip down Cadbury alley, but it always leads to a dead end There was a lad in one of my classes at uni. He was either a Cadbury or a Rowntree (it was 20 odd years ago). He got called Willy Wonka as his dad had a chocolate factory. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 10 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: There was a lad in one of my classes at uni. He was either a Cadbury or a Rowntree (it was 20 odd years ago). He got called Willy Wonka as his dad was a notorious peado FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the snudge Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 The mini twix in these tubs taste like how the twix used to years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 (edited) Why would anybody eat a Bounty through choice? Coconut is the devil's dandruff. Evil stuff from the first bite to the last piece you find in your teeth the following day. I'm particularly bitter because whenever a box of chocolates was handed round I always, always, always got the coconut one. Just like a cat will make a bee-line for whoever in the room least likes cats, coconut has featured far more heavily in my life than I have ever consented to. Edited January 24, 2021 by Shotgun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 On 22/01/2021 at 19:15, btb said: You get them for Christmas but there's always one sweet that nobody likes - we're down to the Double Deckers in the Celebrations tub and there ain't nobody gonna eat them. You bunch of fuckin weirdos 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendot Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 On 23/01/2021 at 19:41, btb said: Ah, the first variation I heard on that joke was Steve Davis swithering over whether to go for the brown or the pink. In these days of anal bleaching there must be a new punchline. Well when someone thinks of something, I'm sure that'll mean there's a light at the end of the tunnel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 13 hours ago, Shandön Par said: There was a lad in one of my classes at uni. He was either a Cadbury or a Rowntree (it was 20 odd years ago). He got called Willy Wonka as his dad had a chocolate factory. Either one or both of Cadbury or Rowntree was a Quaker. As Quakers tended to favour teetotalism going into brewing was a no-no so they tended to start chocolate factories. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 On 25/01/2021 at 00:03, tamthebam said: Either one or both of Cadbury or Rowntree was a Quaker. As Quakers tended to favour teetotalism going into brewing was a no-no so they tended to start chocolate factories. They both were, as was Fry's 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 49 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: They both were, as was Fry's Thank Christ for that. My life wouldn't be worth living without Fry's Orange cremes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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