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Scholes' collar fashion (one side out, the other tucked in) just tops it off.

Won't say what we called that at school though. 😬

Eta: and even for the 90s, O'Shea genuinely looks like a scaff who bought that entire outfit on the last day of the TK Maxx sale using his gran's Xmas money.  Bet his shoes are two sizes too large too.

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8 minutes ago, williemillersmoustache said:

Boot or straight-cut jeans are the only acceptable jeans for gentlemen.

Skinny man-jegging attired males should be on a register. And probably already are. 

 

You wear Adidas Sambas don’t you?

 

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5 hours ago, oaksoft said:

Nothing wrong with boot cut jeans.

Tight fitting jeans are an abomination, they cut off the circulation and they look absolutely ridiculous. What is it with young people and not wanting to wear comfortable and warm clothes?

Scholes' looks very smart. Big fan of the black jeans and jumper look.

Skinny jeans presumably only cuts off circulation if you're a fat b*****d. They're perfectly comfortable for skinny legends. 

7 minutes ago, williemillersmoustache said:

Boot or straight-cut jeans are the only acceptable jeans for gentlemen.

Skinny man-jegging attired males should be on a register. And probably already are. 

 

Feel like I'm reading the insights of a Soccer AM banter lad from 2007.

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Just now, williemillersmoustache said:

Odd to hear this as an accusation but no, never been a 3 stripes kind of guy. Fear not lads this craze of clam diggers and flip flops like all things too shall pass. Functional denim however is eternal. 

Apologies. Williemillersmoustache on his next big night out:

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Just now, oaksoft said:

Be honest. How many blokes do you see walking down the street and think "I like what he's wearing"?

If it's more than 1 in 1000 then you're either lying or living in Milan. 🤣

Didn't you just say a few posts ago that you like what Paul Scholes is wearing?

How's the weather over in Milan?

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Skinny jeans are for underweight, weekend cokeheads that wear V necks and have a Peaky Blinders haircut. 

Boot cuts are classic jeans and sheux / yer da territory, though. 

Straight cut or possibly slim fit at a push does the job. 

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1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said:

Scholes' collar fashion (one side out, the other tucked in) just tops it off.

Won't say what we called that at school though. 😬

Eta: and even for the 90s, O'Shea genuinely looks like a scaff who bought that entire outfit on the last day of the TK Maxx sale using his gran's Xmas money.  Bet his shoes are two sizes too large too.

Excellent wee pen picture, that. Well Played, Sir.

In my game, it would be "C Wing written all over him".

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1 hour ago, williemillersmoustache said:

Boot or straight-cut jeans are the only acceptable jeans for gentlemen.

Skinny man-jegging attired males should be on a register. And probably already are. 

 

Boot leg/straight cut or skinny. That's the options for the FB generation.

"slim fit" or "tapered" are for those wasters who can't boil any issue into a meme with capital letters. 

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On 25/10/2021 at 09:10, oaksoft said:

Nothing wrong with boot cut jeans.

Tight fitting jeans are an abomination, they cut off the circulation and they look absolutely ridiculous. What is it with young people and not wanting to wear comfortable and warm clothes?

Scholes' looks very smart. Big fan of the black jeans and jumper look.

 

On 25/10/2021 at 14:04, williemillersmoustache said:

Boot or straight-cut jeans are the only acceptable jeans for gentlemen.

Skinny man-jegging attired males should be on a register. And probably already are. 

 

 

On 25/10/2021 at 14:24, Bonksy+HisChristianParade said:

Apologies. Williemillersmoustache on his next big night out:

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Was just coming on to say that it's an absolute NAP that oaky and williemiller are certified members of the Jeans and Sheux Club, but young Bonks has beaten me to it. 

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12 minutes ago, The Moonster said:

 

 

Was just coming on to say that it's an absolute NAP that oaky and williemiller are certified members of the Jeans and Sheux Club, but young Bonks has beaten me to it. 

There's a club? Do you happen to have their card I'd be keen to transcribe their details into my filofax. 

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3 minutes ago, williemillersmoustache said:

There's a club? Do you happen to have their card I'd be keen to transcribe their details into my filofax. 

There's no card or details, you just go out dressed as a nonce and everyone else sees you're part of the club and, most crucially, avoids you. 

 

 

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