101 Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 The folk that look after the Queensferry crossing posted this video of folk cleaning the cables. It got me thinking there is no chance I could do that. What job could you never do? And did you learn you couldn't do it after you started doing it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 10 minutes ago, 101 said: The folk that look after the Queensferry crossing posted this video of folk cleaning the cables. It got me thinking there is no chance I could do that. What job could you never do? And did you learn you couldn't do it after you started doing it? I feel sick just watching that 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 A lawyer who has to defend a paedophile to the best of his ability. Simply could not do it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsOfficialMoaner Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 Work in a coffee shop, hate the smell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 I retire in a few years, hopefully. No-one has found a job I could do yet. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 Window cleaner for the Burj Khalifa. Soapy water. Not my thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisalight.. Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 I echo the lawyer sentiment. Another I couldnt do is livestock driver/slaughterhouse worker/butcher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 Traffic Warden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 16 minutes ago, Suspect Device said: A lawyer who has to defend a paedophile to the best of his ability. Simply could not do it. A criminal defence lawyers job isn't so much to get someone off but to ensure they receive a fair trial. I wouldn't have any problem doing it. Appeals on technical grounds might be my red line 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted September 2, 2021 Author Share Posted September 2, 2021 I would also throw in pest control, hate rats and mice. So couldn't be paid enough to do that. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 Leaving aside a complete lack of talent, ive often thought id despise playing football at any kind of pro/semi pro level, dunno if itd maybe be a bit nicer in other countries. Playing on chopped up pitches in rain, getting crunched in 50-50s or going for headers, your own fans screaming at you for poor touches, opposition fans laughing at you and making donkey noises if you take poor touches, referees giving fouls against you if you so much as brush up against an opponent and they start rolling around on the deck, managers no longer picking you because you're injured or playing poorly... Can see why some players have talked openly about it harming their mental health. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted September 2, 2021 Author Share Posted September 2, 2021 Just now, Thistle_do_nicely said: Leaving aside a complete lack of talent, ive often thought id despise playing football at any kind of pro/semi pro level, dunno if itd maybe be a bit nicer in other countries. Playing on chopped up pitches in rain, getting crunched in 50-50s or going for headers, your own fans screaming at you for poor touches, opposition fans laughing at you and making donkey noises if you take poor touches, referees giving fouls against you if you so much as brush up against an opponent and they start rolling around on the deck, managers no longer picking you because you're injured or playing poorly... Can see why some players have talked openly about it harming their mental health. But on the other side get into the English premier league and it's better than a lottery win, especially if you are 3rd choice goalkeeper. But it is sad the way those that have been brave enough to talk about their mental health are treated and we wonder why there has never been an openly gay or bi player here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post smpar Posted September 2, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 2, 2021 Another I couldnt do is livestock driver/slaughterhouse worker/butcher. It’s not that bad. They usually give you this sledgehammer, makes it really easy. 27 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 This man is called Paul Baxendale-Walker. You can read about him here. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Baxendale-Walker He was the brain child behind Rangers EBT scheme that saw them liquidated and start again. After humping the tax man the wiley old lawyer decided to start producing pornographic films. Ever keen to save a few pennies, he cut down on actors costs by starring in many of these hardcore pornographic films himself. That there is something I could never do. I don't have a law degree. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimi Shandrix Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 8 minutes ago, Lofarl said: This man is called Paul Baxendale-Walker. You can read about him here. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Baxendale-Walker He was the brain child behind Rangers EBT scheme that saw them liquidated and start again. After humping the tax man the wiley old lawyer decided to start producing pornographic films. Ever keen to save a few pennies, he cut down on actors costs by starring in many of these hardcore pornographic films himself. That there is something I could never do. I don't have a law degree. Biddum tsh. I like his pipe. That's what she said. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 Heights I could cope with. However, there are bound to be people who somehow pothole professionally, possibly to rescue other cavers who've got stuck in tunnels so narrow they can barely breathe, and just the thought of it brings on the panic response in me. I think I'd rather just be shot in the head than have to do that. Also, working in a pub/bar. I fucking hate having to deal with drunken arseholes. Bad enough working in an offie. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 29 minutes ago, Thereisalight.. said: I echo the lawyer sentiment. Another I couldnt do is livestock driver/slaughterhouse worker/butcher. Slaughterhouse?? No problem. Just hit the cows with a sledgehammer... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Wilkos Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 Professional tarantula toucher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 1 hour ago, 101 said: The folk that look after the Queensferry crossing posted this video of folk cleaning the cables. It got me thinking there is no chance I could do that. What job could you never do? And did you learn you couldn't do it after you started doing it? Nope thread for this pish 11 minutes ago, philpy said: Slaughterhouse?? No problem. Just hit the cows with a sledgehammer... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Derry Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 Moderate a highly successful Scottish football forum. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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