RuMoore Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 Selling jars of fart and used bathwater ideally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 1 hour ago, dagane said: Who is this fine upstanding citizen/serial killer? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradley_John_Murdoch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 1 hour ago, ClydeTon said: M.P. - Show up, be a c**t, leave. Too easy. I'll see your MP and raise you Peer of the Realm. Granted, you'll need a (minimum) six figure sum* to buy your seat in the Lords, but then you get to show up, claim your daily £342/travel expenses/free meals, be a c**t, and leave without ever having to actually attend a single session (which is crucial, as nobody wants to listen to a bunch of auld farts prattle on about politics). If you're dedicated in your first year, you might be able to blag your entire "donation" to the ruling party back in freebies from the public purse, leaving you in profit for the rest of your life without having to lift a finger (other than possibly voting to block laws that might make you less wealthy). * apparently noshing off the PM for a year is now an acceptable alternative to a suitcase full of cash (not you, Nadine) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradley_John_Murdoch The most Australian man ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 20 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: @Dee Man Unfortunately, Miguel, as much as I am a trucker in Australia, my farthest delivery is generally 50 minutes away although occasionally I get to travel the 1.5hour trip to Northam. I’m sure everyone will have a fantastic sleep tonight after learning that. Thank you. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 1 minute ago, Dee Man said: Unfortunately, Miguel, as much as I am a trucker in Australia, my farthest delivery is generally 50 minutes away although occasionally I get to travel the 1.5hour trip to Northam. I’m sure everyone will have a fantastic sleep tonight after learning that. Thank you. Well that doesn't sound at all relevant to the post I tagged you in response to. My apologies for bothering you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 20 hours ago, ClydeTon said: M.P. - Show up, be a c**t, leave. Too easy. Showing up isn't even necessary. I'd love to be like a nice version the Wagner group wandering round the world strong arming countries into liberal democracy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 4 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Well that doesn't sound at all relevant to the post I tagged you in response to. My apologies for bothering you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 7 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Unfortunately, Miguel, as much as I am a trucker in Australia, my farthest delivery is generally 50 minutes away although occasionally I get to travel the 1.5hour trip to Northam. I’m sure everyone will have a fantastic sleep tonight after learning that. Thank you. Looks like we need to start advertising for a new trucking/prostitute murder correspondent. 2 minutes ago, 101 said: I'd love to be like a nice version the Wagner group wandering round the world strong arming countries into liberal democracy! The CIA will tell you they were doing that for decades, but did anyone appreciate it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 19 minutes ago, Dee Man said: The joke was that you don't travel the length and breadth of Australia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 20 minutes ago, BTFD said: The CIA will tell you they were doing that for decades, but did anyone appreciate it? They don't have a single unhinged lunatic at the helm.. ach shit Nevermind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 Top Gear/Grand Tour type-show presenter. Getting paid silly money to travel the world driving fast cars whilst behaving like a complete manchild at every opportunity? Yes please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 Postie although it looks like for that to happen I’m going to have to grow up and learn to drive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 55 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Unfortunately, Miguel, as much as I am a trucker in Australia, my farthest delivery is generally 50 minutes away although occasionally I get to travel the 1.5hour trip to Northam. I’m sure everyone will have a fantastic sleep tonight after learning that. Thank you. Not seen you post for ages, glad you’re ok. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 33 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: The joke was that you don't travel the length and breadth of Australia. I’m a bit rusty and operating on 1.5 hours sleep in 24 hours. That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 1 minute ago, Dee Man said: I’m a bit rusty and operating on 1.5 hours sleep in 24 hours. That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it Drive safe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 11 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I’m a bit rusty and operating on 1.5 hours sleep in 24 hours. That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it Those prozzies won't bury themselves. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Those prozzies won't bury themselves. AI technology is going to be stumped by this. Do the robot truckers bury them or do the robot ladies of the night bury themselves? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 Who is the poster who kicks about Amsterdam smoking weed, drinking beer, and walking dugs? Give me 70K a year for that and you’ve got my perfect job. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 23 minutes ago, mathematics said: Who is the poster who kicks about Amsterdam smoking weed, drinking beer, and walking dugs? Give me 70K a year for that and you’ve got my perfect job. That's a job? Sure you're not thinking about @SlipperyP, who kicks about Thailand drinking beer and...erm...has a certain reputation with dugs? Not sure about the weed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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