carpetmonster Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: In yonder Palace there was a wummin She's no there noo A new yins comin A Protestors Lament The polis hit me on the bonce For shouting Andrew is a nonce I got put into the cells It was as shite as Liz now smells 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 40 minutes ago, Archie McSquackle said: I've just put the news on and am more surprised that it looks pitch black in London going by the live coverage. I'm just about to go out to do some work in the garden as it's a lovely evening here in Glasgow. How did your 20 minutes of gardening go? Or are you gardening by floodlights? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 13, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 13, 2022 Lizzie was red Now she is blue I'm full of dread What colour is she noo Whoa oh Black Betty. 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 Just got this email. You can't do it if you b&q it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Job Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 Can’t comment of course 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 How did your 20 minutes of gardening go? Or are you gardening by floodlights?I managed about half an hour. I know it wasn't the most earth-shattering comment, I was just surprised the difference was still so marked in Mid-September. The programme on BBC1 was called The Eve of the Procession. In other words, there's something happening tomorrow and we're showing a car driving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: Being fair, Channel 4 news are doing a WTF take on all these things. BBC news has a helicopter following a car. It’s like the OJ Simpson chase apart from only one person is dead 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ro Sham Bo Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 Was booked in for 3 separate CPD webinars tomorrow and all have been cancelled because we are in a period of mourning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forest_Fifer Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 That's me been told that my Monday delivery shift is cancelled. And no I don't get paid for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 The CentreParcs stuff is mental. They are basically throwing people out of their chalets for 24 hours - you have to go and stay somewhere else and then come back afterwards. It's not like they are just shutting down the restaruant or bar or swimming pool, turfing people out completely! I am working on the bank holiday but we get an extra day in our leave allocation.I've not been to Centre Parcs in over a decade but it used to be you either book Friday to Monday or Monday to Friday. Nobody could afford to stay a whole week. You had to leave your accommodation on the Monday morning away but you were able to stay and use the facilities. It's still wrong but they're not likely to be chucking many folk out their accommodation. Folk who were due to arrive on the Monday will be justifiably raging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 (edited) To the shock of absolutely fucking nobody Center Parcs have performed a u-turn on their decision to chuck folk out on Monday. Edited September 13, 2022 by The Naitch 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 1 hour ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: Can you tell us the details of two incidents? I love shit like this, I'm like a wee gossiping wifie!! Certainly can with the most recent one. Was before the first lockdown, so probably about 3 years ago. Took place here - https://gortonhouse.co.uk/ There's a cave that's interesting to visit down one of the nearby paths that is a Right of Way marked on OS maps. As I said, we're invariably quiet and respectful, but this harpy came bolting out of the house, waving her arms and screeching about it being 'private land'. We put her right but she wasn't having it and progressively became more and more irate and animated. Finally we offered to stand and wait while she carried out her threat to phone the polis, but she ignored our suggestion that they wouldn't take kindly to being called to what is a civil matter when we'd already explained to her that she was mistaken. We even showed her on a paper map, but she wasn't having it. Polis duly turned up and put her right, but you could tell they were silently seething at having to attend in the first place. Time before that I can't quite recall the location. It's the girlfriend that tends to organise our wee jaunts so my recollection of exactly where we were on any given day isn't always great. Same thing though, only this time it was a tweed-clad Lord Summerisle-alike, again, ranting and raving about private land and trespass. I'll ask her and see if she can remember precisely where the silly auld coot was. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 The aircraft A royal air force c17 A huge grey aircraft with four giant engines two on each wing Of course at the moment, they are quiet but you would expect that once we are ready to go you'll notice a real difference in the noise levels BBC Radio Scotland at Edinburgh Airport. If you want the full experience, it goes on and on from 1 hour 10 minutes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Oystercatcher Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 As a self employed gardener I have contacted customers that I'm due to visit on Monday asking if they are ok with me doing their gardens on that day. Every single one of them have replied, no problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 3 hours ago, welshbairn said: @The_Kincardine will love that take. Because Scots didn't disrupt a funeral procession and quite a few turned out to rubberneck, and the FM said nice things about the Queen, we're eager for King Charles III and Westminster to rule over us for evermore. You're mistaking me for a monarchist, mate. What it does show is that the founding principle of Nationalism - the Big Nat Lie - that Scotland is different to England - is just utter twaddle. What I would like is constitutional change: The end of monarchy, the end of state religion in England and the national kirk in Scotland, having an elected revising chamber and a written constitution. The passing of the baton from Elizabeth to Charles is the perfect time to start this process. What we got, instead, was the signing off of, "One kingdom, one monarch and one Protestant faith". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effeffsee_the2nd Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 11 minutes ago, Oystercatcher said: As a self employed gardener I have contacted customers that I'm due to visit on Monday asking if they are ok with me doing their gardens on that day. Every single one of them have replied, no problem. Awrite then troy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 1 minute ago, effeffsee_the2nd said: Awrite then troy I don't know what that means. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 That's Boaby the Barman 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 (edited) David Squires delivering the goods as usual Edited September 13, 2022 by GNU_Linux 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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