RawB93 Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 (edited) 21 minutes ago, Oystercatcher said: I don't know what that means. You're no Troy the gardener. You're Boaby the barman. Edited September 13, 2022 by RawB93 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 Nonce Island queuing up to see the dead nonce overlord. (still wee nippys fault I see) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 50 minutes ago, Oystercatcher said: As a self employed gardener I have contacted customers that I'm due to visit on Monday asking if they are ok with me doing their gardens on that day. Every single one of them have replied, no problem. At which point you revealed your unwavering devotion to the Crown and told them that their attitude was truly scandalous and you had no intention of tending to their gardens when your loyalty and allegiance to the new king was required. Well played. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkst Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 11 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Nonce Island queuing up to see the dead nonce overlord. (still wee nippys fault I see) That's nearly five fucking miles! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 58 minutes ago, Oystercatcher said: As a self employed gardener I have contacted customers that I'm due to visit on Monday asking if they are ok with me doing their gardens on that day. Every single one of them have replied, no problem. Why contact them in advance? Just turn up and if you have any hassle bludgeon them to death with a spade (or a fork). If you’d posted something like that I would have green dotted you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 6 minutes ago, Fullerene said: At which point you revealed your unwavering devotion to the Crown and told them that their attitude was truly scandalous and you had no intention of tending to their gardens when your loyalty and allegiance to the new king was required. Well played. I suppose that's one way of looking at it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 5 hours ago, Boo Khaki said: I wouldn't say my mental health is suffering as I see that as distinctly separate, but my mood is definitely fairly dismal right now because I'm fucking sick of living in a country that is increasingly becoming the sort of place I despise, politicians who are openly running a criminal cartel being feted like national heroes, and this latest royal insanity at a time where people are genuinely facing a struggle to feed themselves and heat their homes, and the atmosphere of compelled participation and mass virtue-signalling. I'm still extremely bitter about my EU citizenship being removed against my will, so to see the UK so quickly become the sort of insular, ignorant, race-to-the-bottom shithole that was predicted by most around 2014-2016 is extremely frustrating. I share the exact same opinion as you, the UK is on a race to the fucking bottom. 3 hours ago, scottsdad said: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/sep/13/king-charles-staff-given-redundancy-notice-during-church-service-for-queen It's what she would have wanted. Continuity, tradition etc etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Job Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 British Cycling compared to Stasi............................. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2022/sep/13/worthy-of-the-stasi-british-cycling-in-queens-funeral-u-turn-after-ridicule 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 7 hours ago, gav-ffc said: eeeek Nothing says REPSECT ARE QUEEN more than shutting the doors on people desperate for food. Fucking hell. However, having had regular contact with foodbanks, this does NOT surprise me at all. 7 hours ago, Gaz said: The local Facebook groups were an absolute goldmine of neighbour-shaming. "WE WUR DEFINITELY MAKIN MORE NOISE THAN THE NEXT STREET UP" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkst Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 TEN MINUTES of the ITV News At Ten taken up with going through someone's photo album. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 ^^^ Wimbledon Food Bank have made U-turn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 2 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: ^^^ Wimbledon Food Bank have made U-turn. Glorious timing from @Lurkst there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 5 hours ago, Raven said: I never knew Victoria was a model before she was Queen. Something new every day. Aye, a Victoria's secret model The secret being stout corsets and Hessian underwear 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 5 hours ago, oaksoft said: What kind of women are you picking up? “Gotta Black (watch) Magic Woman, she’s tryin to make a devil outta me” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Monkey Tennis Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 25 minutes ago, Stringer Bell said: Where did that piece come from? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 "Despicable" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 ^^^ Racking, boiling in oil, hung-drawn-quartered is TOO GOOD for these miscreants............................... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 15 minutes ago, Monkey Tennis said: Where did that piece come from? Its from a blogger called The Secret Tory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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