btb Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 6 hours ago, Fullerene said: In the Pink Panther films the case is solved without anyone being killed, whereas Midsomer Murders has a murder rate higher than some war zones. Haven't seen the PP films in years but my recollection is that there were plenty of innocent bystanders killed when Clouseau bent down to tie his shoelaces etc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 5 minutes ago, btb said: Haven't seen the PP films in years but my recollection is that there were plenty of innocent bystanders killed when Clouseau bent down to tie his shoelaces etc. I haven't seen them in years either! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 News just in, Spanish authorities have continued to refuse assistance from Scotland Yard. However, a highly trained team of nail technicians and beauticians will arrive on Monday. They can't come until then as the weekend is really busy. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Manhattan Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 Jay Slater’s disappearance has exposed the horrifying cruelty of social media Hypocritical Independent feature writer (formerly a travel correspondent) bemoans the "horrifying cruelty of social media" while gleefully quoting several examples. “Has the search party looking for Jay Slater tried shouting ‘Autoglass repair’. If he’s in the vicinity he will shout back ‘Autoglass replace’,” read one. “If #JaySlater has been on the gear then he’ll have a dose of the munchies. Has anyone thought about shouting ‘Domino hoh hoo’ into the valley?”, went another. “I’m sick of hearing about that evil c*** that’s gone missing in Tenerife, Harry Kane and Phil Foden have been missing since 16th June and no one set a GoFundMe to find them” 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 (edited) The rest of the world should be forced to share everyone else's pain rather than find a bit of dark humour? Laughed at the Autoglass one which has made my day that little bit brighter. Edited June 27 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 Helen Lovejoy nonsense like this conveniently forgets that people make jokes in real life too and always have done. If I was the parent of a child lost in a foreign country I think Facebook is the last thing I'd be reading. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 I dare say if he wasn't a Thug that beats people whos also at very least involved with drug dealers in the area he went missing people would maybe have a tad more sympathy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDuffman Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 Family wanting to take funds from Gofundme to send numerous other family members over for a spot of sun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 1 hour ago, MacDuffman said: Family wanting to take funds from Gofundme to send numerous other family members over for a spot of sun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 2 hours ago, Empty It said: I dare say if he wasn't a Thug that beats people whos also at very least involved with drug dealers in the area he went missing people would maybe have a tad more sympathy. #bekind 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 3 hours ago, MacDuffman said: Family wanting to take funds from Gofundme to send numerous other family members over for a spot of sun. What is the purpose of the Gofundme money? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southernrover Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 9 minutes ago, Archie McSquackle said: What is the purpose of the Gofundme money? Pays for someone to personally inspect every cactus 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffRaff Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 1 hour ago, Archie McSquackle said: What is the purpose of the Gofundme money? To get tee times booked before the Lancashire Police arrive to assist in the search. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 If I ran the duty free I’d be selling parachutes to all these folk that have trouble not falling off Catalan cliffs and Balearic balconies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted June 28 Share Posted June 28 8 hours ago, Shandon Par said: If I ran the duty free I’d be selling parachutes to all these folk that have trouble not falling off Catalan cliffs and Balearic balconies. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 28 Share Posted June 28 2 hours ago, hk blues said: Fair point, if there was one P&B poster you'd bet on going missing and getting stuck to a cactus for a week it would would be our good friend Shands 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 28 Share Posted June 28 14 hours ago, Archie McSquackle said: What is the purpose of the Gofundme money? Pay off the drug dealers who are holding him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted June 28 Share Posted June 28 18 hours ago, MacDuffman said: Family wanting to take funds from Gofundme to send numerous other family members over for a spot of sun. Sounds like the sort of thing grifters would do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted June 28 Share Posted June 28 17 minutes ago, Rugster said: Pay off the drug dealers who are holding him More like pay for the entire Slater clan's beano to the Canaries. Mountain Rescue costs? In an arrid and brutal landscape I don't think there will be much to rescue, unless he's miraculously surviving by eating insects for sustenance and sucking off mountain goats for hydration. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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