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50 minutes ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said:

Trainspotters and the anti-woke brigade have united in seething at some train lines being given names.

Out of principle, I will refuse to ever use the Lioness line.

 

Calling it "Windrush line" when folk from that generation are dying without compensation for the awful and illegal way they've been treated by the government is peak Britain.

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Aye it's all a bit cringey. While it can be tempting to laugh at folk getting angry at "wokeness" I find myself more on their side with this as it's so half arsed and patronising.

Lioness is a fucking shite name as is Suffragette. Pankhurst Line would sound class and also grounds you in London. As said above "Windrush" is dreadful given the association most have with that word is of people being detained and deported. 

It feels like these lines were named by an algorithm.

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1 hour ago, velo army said:

Aye it's all a bit cringey. While it can be tempting to laugh at folk getting angry at "wokeness" I find myself more on their side with this as it's so half arsed and patronising.

Lioness is a fucking shite name as is Suffragette. Pankhurst Line would sound class and also grounds you in London. As said above "Windrush" is dreadful given the association most have with that word is of people being detained and deported. 

It feels like these lines were named by an algorithm.

Why would Pankhurst line ground you in London.  She was from Manchester wasn't she?

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Simultaneously cringeworthy and hilarious given every existing line is geographic - or named for a female monarch?

Most likely the committee wanted to name all 6 for social / political causes... hence Windrush, Suffragettes, Mildmay (the hospital Princess Diana visited) and Lionesses... but suffered a crisis of overconfidence so swerved for Weavers - which makes a kind of sense - and biscuit taking Liberty "to reference the historical independence of the people of the borough of Havering".

So fiercely separatist are the citizens of a borough nobody's ever heard of (seemingly Romford is the principal town) they abandoned for Essex their status as a liberty way back in 1888-1892; while the noble borough itself originates millennia ago centuries ago from 1965.

 

1 hour ago, DiegoDiego said:

Can't wait for the Edinburgh tram lines to be named (although obviously will first have to wait decades for them to be built).

Perhaps:

Telephone Line   in honour of Edinburgh-born inventor Alexander Graham Bell
Fault Line                in honour of Hutton's Unconformity in Holyrood Park
Ben Line                  in honour of the Leith shipping company
Thin Red Line       in honour of the redcoats of Edinburgh Castle
Forward Line        in honour of the Famous Five
Washing Line       in honour of the working women of the drying greens
Coke Line               in honour of the film Trainspotting
Toe the Line          in honour of politicians in the City Chambers and Scottish Parliament
Stay in Line            in honour of the queues for the buses

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37 minutes ago, HibeeJibee said:

Simultaneously cringeworthy and hilarious given every existing line is geographic - or named for a female monarch?

Most likely the committee wanted to name all 6 for social / political causes... hence Windrush, Suffragettes, Mildmay (the hospital Princess Diana visited) and Lionesses... but suffered a crisis of overconfidence so swerved for Weavers - which makes a kind of sense - and biscuit taking Liberty "to reference the historical independence of the people of the borough of Havering".

So fiercely separatist are the citizens of a borough nobody's ever heard of (seemingly Romford is the principal town) they abandoned for Essex their status as a liberty way back in 1888-1892; while the noble borough itself originates millennia ago centuries ago from 1965.

 

Perhaps:

Telephone Line   in honour of Edinburgh-born inventor Alexander Graham Bell
Fault Line                in honour of Hutton's Unconformity in Holyrood Park
Ben Line                  in honour of the Leith shipping company
Thin Red Line       in honour of the redcoats of Edinburgh Castle
Forward Line        in honour of the Famous Five
Washing Line       in honour of the working women of the drying greens
Coke Line               in honour of the film Trainspotting
Toe the Line          in honour of politicians in the City Chambers and Scottish Parliament
Stay in Line            in honour of the queues for the buses

The Weaver line is actually for the immigrants

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Mildmay is actually for The Gays, not Diana

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Liberty line does just seem like they ran out of ideas (and colour)

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12 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

The Weaver line is actually for the immigrants

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Mildmay is actually for The Gays, not Diana

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Liberty line does just seem like they ran out of ideas (and colour)

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What a shite name the Liberty Line is. Gospel Oak to Barking is already the Goblin line. Just keep it and say its to remember Boris or something 

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4 hours ago, Left Back said:

Why would Pankhurst line ground you in London.  She was from Manchester wasn't she?

Aye as I was writing that I was sure she wasn't from London, but there's definitely a statue of her somewhere (Serpentine?Hyde Park?) notable in London so I do tend to associate her more with there. 

Thanks for the info as that was annoying me for a bit 😂.

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5 hours ago, DiegoDiego said:

Can't wait for the Edinburgh tram lines to be named (although obviously will first have to wait decades for them to be built).

Leith ones are fairly obvious:

The Albert Kidd line

The Gardyloo line

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1 hour ago, velo army said:

Aye as I was writing that I was sure she wasn't from London, but there's definitely a statue of her somewhere (Serpentine?Hyde Park?) notable in London so I do tend to associate her more with there. 

Thanks for the info as that was annoying me for a bit 😂.

It's in Westminster, close to the Houses of Parliament.

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5 hours ago, HibeeJibee said:

Simultaneously cringeworthy and hilarious given every existing line is geographic - or named for a female monarch?

Most likely the committee wanted to name all 6 for social / political causes... hence Windrush, Suffragettes, Mildmay (the hospital Princess Diana visited) and Lionesses... but suffered a crisis of overconfidence so swerved for Weavers - which makes a kind of sense - and biscuit taking Liberty "to reference the historical independence of the people of the borough of Havering".

So fiercely separatist are the citizens of a borough nobody's ever heard of (seemingly Romford is the principal town) they abandoned for Essex their status as a liberty way back in 1888-1892; while the noble borough itself originates millennia ago centuries ago from 1965.

 

Perhaps:

Telephone Line   in honour of Edinburgh-born inventor Alexander Graham Bell
Fault Line                in honour of Hutton's Unconformity in Holyrood Park
Ben Line                  in honour of the Leith shipping company
Thin Red Line       in honour of the redcoats of Edinburgh Castle
Forward Line        in honour of the Famous Five
Washing Line       in honour of the working women of the drying greens
Coke Line               in honour of the film Trainspotting
Toe the Line          in honour of politicians in the City Chambers and Scottish Parliament
Stay in Line            in honour of the queues for the buses

Cymbe line : in honour of the city’s theatrical history 

Trampo line: in honour of the more bouncy members of the city’s vagrant community 

Made  line en honneur de temps perdu

 

 

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9 hours ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said:

Trainspotters and the anti-woke brigade have united in seething at some train lines being given names.

Out of principle, I will refuse to ever use the Lioness line.

 

 

The Brand Line: celebrating Russell Brands indefatigable contribution to broadcasting & public discourse

The Bright Line: celebrating cult hero from Cockney classic The Football Factory, the iconic Billy "ITS FACKIN MILLWALL" Bright

The de Menezes Line: celebrating our world class Met Police commitment to protecting public safety

The Albarn Line: PARKLIFE

The Ingram-Moore Line: 9% of all fares on this line are donated to The Hannah-Ingram Moore Foundation, set up in honour of Britains innovative and aspirational middle classes.

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