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25 minutes ago, Silvio Tattiescone said:

1 in 400 Americans is a registered sex offender 

Which one? It's Trump, isn't it. Being 1 in 400 Americans would explain why he gets so many votes.

Some states have some wild rules regarding sex offences - there are teenagers who've had their lives ruined because they slept with their same-year high-school girlfriends.

Almost 1% of America is currently in jail. Greater than 5% of Americans will end up in jail at some point in their lives. Black Americans are more than five times more likely to go to jail than white Americans. Coincidentally, the prison-industrial complex produces greater than $11bn in revenue annually using slave labour. Hmm.

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9 hours ago, BFTD said:

Some states have some wild rules regarding sex offences - there are teenagers who've had their lives ruined because they slept with their same-year high-school girlfriends.

When living in Arizona, I worked with a lad who was on the register because he got caught having a wee in an alley while walking home from the pub. He was a bit of an arsehole to be fair.

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6 hours ago, Shotgun said:

When living in Arizona, I worked with a lad who was on the register because he got caught having a wee in an alley while walking home from the pub. He was a bit of an arsehole to be fair.

If you get yourself into such a state that you can't hold your pee in until you get home then you deserve what you get IMO. 

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3 hours ago, Richey Edwards said:

If you get yourself into such a state that you can't hold your pee in until you get home then you deserve what you get IMO. 

What if you're incontinent and all the public lavvies are closed?

Asking for a mate (you in fifty years).

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2 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said:

Then it's time to get catheterised I'm afraid.

You been practicing on yourself?

Pervert.

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4 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said:

It would be quite handy for long drives tbh.

Speaking of long drives, golfers have this issue covered.

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