doulikefish Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Bring on the bank holiday 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Fuckin b*****ds - so Charles and Kate get private scans, private access to treatment, and we need to be told "how they are doing" on the fucken radio? WE b*****ding paid for these leech fuckers while the likes of us cannae get a b*****ding GP appointment without throwing a double 6. Is it totally unfair to say we need to introduced the guillotine for these wanks? 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 4 hours ago, Leith Green said: Fuckin b*****ds - so Charles and Kate get private scans, private access to treatment, and we need to be told "how they are doing" on the fucken radio? WE b*****ding paid for these leech fuckers while the likes of us cannae get a b*****ding GP appointment without throwing a double 6. Is it totally unfair to say we need to introduced the guillotine for these wanks? I agree with you except for the guillotine bit. I'd abolish the institution but maybe not quite as ferociously as our French friends did. Once the institution goes, make the whole lot live for a few years in a mouldy flat in a downtrodden council estate and have to send their brats to the local primary school. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 18 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said: The doc will have to remove the Mail and Express from the royal arse before there's any question of an examination. The Mail front page today lolol. Mind you the "Scottish " edition (stop sniggering at the back) has had it's first "SNP baaadd" free front page in months so it must be serious 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 13 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said: I agree with you except for the guillotine bit. I'd abolish the institution but maybe not quite as ferociously as our French friends did. Once the institution goes, make the whole lot live for a few years in a mouldy flat in a downtrodden council estate and have to send their brats to the local primary school. Whilst filming it all for a bit of Ch5 poverty porn tv 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDuffman Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 Maybe wingnut doesn't have an enlarged prostate ------perhaps Nicholas Witchell is finally residing up there after retiring. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 Bit puzzled at the lack of any detail of the homeopathic treatment he's getting. Surely he's not gone all conventional? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 5 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Bit puzzled at the lack of any detail of the homeopathic treatment he's getting. Surely he's not gone all conventional? They are sending a gerbil up to nibble it back to size, doesn't get more homeopathic than that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 15 hours ago, Billy Jean King said: They are sending a gerbil up to nibble it back to size, doesn't get more homeopathic than that. Well, that's a more original explanation than "errrrr, yes doctor, I was just out of the bath and I tripped over the second assistant towel flunky and landed backside down on one of the gerbils that the grandkids had just covered in vaseline as a bit of a laugh..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 On 17/01/2024 at 18:38, Leith Green said: Fuckin b*****ds - so Charles and Kate get private scans, private access to treatment, and we need to be told "how they are doing" on the fucken radio? WE b*****ding paid for these leech fuckers while the likes of us cannae get a b*****ding GP appointment without throwing a double 6. Is it totally unfair to say we need to introduced the guillotine for these wanks? Was in Glasgow recently and saw a news story regarding Kate on one of these digital mini billboards that are just in the middle of the pavement. Fucking surreal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandyCromarty Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 On 17/01/2024 at 23:42, Salt n Vinegar said: I agree with you except for the guillotine bit. I'd abolish the institution but maybe not quite as ferociously as our French friends did. Once the institution goes, make the whole lot live for a few years in a mouldy flat in a downtrodden council estate and have to send their brats to the local primary school. Cromwell did it 130 years before the French Revolution, axed Charlie but later they got back in, big mistake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hard Graft Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 On 20/01/2024 at 09:43, Salt n Vinegar said: Well, that's a more original explanation than "errrrr, yes doctor, I was just out of the bath and I tripped over the second assistant towel flunky and landed backside down on one of the gerbils that the grandkids had just covered in vaseline as a bit of a laugh..." Am a gettin'.wav 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 He's doing well. That'll be a relief. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68055575 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirkySuperSub Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 Deid by Monday. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 15 hours ago, KirkySuperSub said: Deid by Monday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 15 hours ago, KirkySuperSub said: Deid by Monday. Nah. A God of some description will save him. We know a song about that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 Saw this in the BBC front pages section. Saw the headline and my reaction was f**k me Kate must have been treated under the NHS after all. Read a couple of lines only to discover that this magnanimous gesture from the sausage fingered lizard was nothing of the kind. The total muppets that read the rag are being fed the line that Chucks has opted to have his procedure in the same (private) hospital as the Duchess in order to save the loyal subjects a bigger bigger grab from their tax on.........protection !!!! Get these parasitic lizards fired in a rocket to Mars ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 King C with the Big C. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 Mary Nightingale almost greetin announcing it ffs, almost one for the Normal Island thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 On 17/01/2024 at 18:30, doulikefish said: Bring on the bank holiday On repeat -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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