topcat(The most tip top) Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 As for “Simply having a wonderful Christmas time” Paul Mcartney clearly set out with two objectives: writing a classic Christmas single and finding out what all the buttons on his new synthesiser did To be fair he was partially successful 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 “Underneath the tree” by Kelly Clarkson is a blatant attempt to recreate the retro Motown modern production lightning that “All I want for Xmas is you” managed to bottle. No list of five songs should be allowed to include Mariah Carey’s monster without this garbage wannabe twaddle the only advantage it has over AIWFXIY is that you haven’t heard it quite so often but there’s a good reason for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 Lad baby can piss right off too! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewanandmoreagain Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 We want " Sister Ray " ! Oh o.k. " the Gift " then ! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Especially John Cage 4’33” by John Cage. Absolute banger. The silence is deafening... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 Fully agree with Happy Christmas (War is Over). An absolute dirge. See also: The version of Frosty the Snowman with the high-pitched voice in it. Mel and Kim's version of Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 1 hour ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: Lad baby can piss right off too! I might be being overly harsh but hope those p***ks perish before next Christmas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 The Coldplay one is the correct answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 "He's cu-u-u-u-u-um 2000 mi-i-i-i-iles" Write words that fit the tune instead of extending a monosyllabic word to fucking six. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 4 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: I might be being overly harsh but hope those p***ks perish before next Christmas. Gives you a head start on picking a Deadpool team. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 19 hours ago, Granny Danger said: Some/most Christmas songs are shite but if I had the reaction referred to in the OP I’d probably want to reevaluate my life. That was after he had re-evaluated it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 9 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: "He's cu-u-u-u-u-um 2000 mi-i-i-i-iles" That beats Nayim lobbing Seaman from the halfway line anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 26, 2022 Author Share Posted December 26, 2022 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: That was after he had re-evaluated it. It's not my fault I have an imagination. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 2 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: It's not my fault I have an imagination. It can be a curse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 There are no Christmas songs that I like. None. There are many I actively despise, but not a single one that I like. I have no proof, but everything in my being tells me that all the big famous ones, the Slades, Wizzards, Whams, Pogues, etc, aren’t really Christmas songs. More like pension pot and royalty generators, so we better write one and sit back for the rest of our lives to hoover up the cash, each and every year for ever. Yo ho ho? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob in Denny Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 1 hour ago, pozbaird said: There are no Christmas songs that I like. None. There are many I actively despise, but not a single one that I like. I have no proof, but everything in my being tells me that all the big famous ones, the Slades, Wizzards, Whams, Pogues, etc, aren’t really Christmas songs. More like pension pot and royalty generators, so we better write one and sit back for the rest of our lives to hoover up the cash, each and every year for ever. Yo ho ho? Not sure, Noddy Holder's descendants will enjoy the income for either 50 or 70 years after his passing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 4 hours ago, pozbaird said: There are no Christmas songs that I like. None. There are many I actively despise, but not a single one that I like. I have no proof, but everything in my being tells me that all the big famous ones, the Slades, Wizzards, Whams, Pogues, etc, aren’t really Christmas songs. More like pension pot and royalty generators, so we better write one and sit back for the rest of our lives to hoover up the cash, each and every year for ever. Yo ho ho? Here's yi: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 (edited) Some excellent shouts so far. Let’s not forget “Grandma got run over by a reindeer”. Fucking good. I hope Bambi chased the old bag down. Edited December 26, 2022 by Shotgun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted December 27, 2022 Share Posted December 27, 2022 On 26/12/2022 at 13:45, pozbaird said: Yo ho ho? You appear to have confused “Christmas” with “International talk like a pirate day” of course it could be a typo but I prefer the first theory 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted December 27, 2022 Share Posted December 27, 2022 Anything by Cliff Richards or AC fucking DC. Ear bleeding stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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