Cosmic Joe Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 Has any P&B member been involved in an unfortunate incident involving faeces? https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2023/feb/13/german-ballet-director-smeared-poo-face-of-critic-who-wrote-negative-review-hanover-state-opera 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 The 2010 League Cup Final. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 Just now, Cosmic Joe said: Has any P&B member been involved in an unfortunate incident involving faeces? https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2023/feb/13/german-ballet-director-smeared-poo-face-of-critic-who-wrote-negative-review-hanover-state-opera I used to work in a nursing home and one of the residents rolled a big ball of shite and launched it at one of my colleagues, covering him in shite. What makes this more impressive was the resident was blind and had dementia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 Should this not be renamed the 8mile thread? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 (edited) Despite all my time on here, I've never quite caught the whole 'shite flinging' thing involving a particular poster. Did it start off by bragging about throwing shite at opposition fans at some game involving the juniors (some involvement of Cumnock comes to mind)? Eta: indeed 8mile, but evidently not at the juniors? Edited February 14, 2023 by Hedgecutter 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave94 Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 I take it that this is involving someone elses and not Shitting Stories - 2nd Bowel Movement? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 3 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Despite all my time on here, I've never quite caught the whole 'shite flinging' thing involving a particular poster. Did it start off by bragging about throwing shite at opposition fans at some game involving the juniors (some involvement of Cumnock comes to mind)? Eta: indeed 8mile 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave94 Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 Wasn't there a story kicking around social media a few years back about a Celtic fan shitting into a Lidl's bag and launching it at Stranraer fans during a cup tie? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 This needs closed and restarted in @ICTChris style. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegetableman Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 34 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: I used to work in a nursing home and one of the residents rolled a big ball of shite and launched it at one of my colleagues, covering him in shite. What makes this more impressive was the resident was blind and had dementia. Ditto, Except it was aimed at me , luckily it was hard and left little mess thankfully 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 Germans eh? Kinky b*****ds. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Loonytoons Posted February 14, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted February 14, 2023 58 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Germans eh? Kinky b*****ds. The Turd Reich 24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 1 hour ago, RH33 said: This needs closed and restarted in @ICTChris style. This was a strange notification to recieve. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 3 minutes ago, ICTChris said: This was a strange notification to recieve. I’ve had stranger… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Bing Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 37 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Has any P&B member been involved in an unfortunate incident involving faeces? https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2023/feb/13/german-ballet-director-smeared-poo-face-of-critic-who-wrote-negative-review-hanover-state-opera When I was student staying in rented accommodation the toilet blocked up one day. So I called the letting agency and the landlord came round, acted like a complete arse demanding to know what I had "put down the toilet". Anyway, he calls in the professionals who lift the drain cover in the wee garden and proceed to try and pressure the pipe clear. I stood well back while the landlord for some reason peered down the hole. Pressure increased and a spray of shite comes out the hole, perfectly covering only him in shit from head to toe. I stayed where I was and laughed for about 5 mins straight. Turns out it was part of the pipe which had caved in. In fairness the guy took it well and I reckon he accepted it was karma. And we got on OK after this. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 Someone shit in my friend's tent at t in the park and when she went back in she put her hand in it, skited and narrowly avoided face planting in it. As far as i know she had never given any ballets unfavourable reviews. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 2 minutes ago, coprolite said: Someone shit in my friend's tent at t in the park and when she went back in she put her hand in it, skited and narrowly avoided face planting in it. As far as i know she had never given any ballets unfavourable reviews. My mate, his girlfriend and her mate went a visiting some folk. The girlfriend's mate disappeared for a pee and returned a few minutes later. She was a tad reticent for the rest of the visit. On the way home she asked if they could stop the car, which was duly obliged. She Got out of the car reached into her handbag and threw something into the field. When asked what it was, she stated she did a massive hangover shite that just would not flush so she wrapped it in bog roll and stuck it in her handbag. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 Was the ballet Stravinsky's Shite of Spring? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 7 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Was the ballet Stravinsky's Shite of Spring? A Midsummer's Skite Scream would be my guess. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 The Shiting Beauty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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