SandyCromarty Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Thumper said: It isn't a football chat featuring some backwoods northern provincials without a bit of casual homophobia I suppose. I mention a goats penis and it's homophobic? What have you got against goats? Are you implying that all goats down your way are homosexual? If so you should be reported for goatism and acting the goat. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jives Miguel Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 Â -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 I hope that Inverness Caledonian Thistle win tonight against Ayr United because I support them and I do not support Ayr United. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eez-eh Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 For all of us thinking this was the best pre-match thread in ages, it seems Sandy has other ideas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Lass Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 For any Ayr supporters coming up by car, the Perth roundabout on the A9 has a half hour delay due to roadworks-southbound much worse! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UpInTheAyr Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 A stout Ayr win firing us to a 3rd place finish... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 15 minutes ago, UpInTheAyr said: A stout Ayr win firing us to a 3rd place finish... Think it might only be 1-5 tonight.  0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUcal Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 (edited) Kinda disappointed I'm no able to make this game of association football. The build up has been tremendous. Edited May 5, 2023 by AuAl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 7 minutes ago, AuAl said: Kinda disappointed I'm no able to make this game of association football. The build has been tremendous. What you having for dinner? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Jaffo Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 6 minutes ago, itzdrk said: What you having for dinner? Big ol’ glass of Billy Dodds’ tears. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUcal Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 7 minutes ago, itzdrk said: What you having for dinner? Tapas, good sir. And cerveza. Plenty of em. Yoursel? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 (edited) 11 minutes ago, AuAl said: Tapas, good sir. And cerveza. Plenty of em. Yoursel? Very nice. Tonic wine, teuchter tears and tacos.  Edited May 5, 2023 by itzdrk 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 I recommend the Chipsy King to any Ayr fans travelling here tonight. It's as good as it sounds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 6 minutes ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said: I recommend the Chipsy King to any Ayr fans travelling here tonight. It's as good as it sounds. £6.80 for a kebab  0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thumper Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 If Ayr do win tonight and any fans decide to stay up and celebrate in the "city", word of warning that Inverness is the only place in the world to have a strip club with no strippers in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUcal Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 17 minutes ago, Thumper said: If Ayr do win tonight and any fans decide to stay up and celebrate in the "city", word of warning that Inverness is the only place in the world to have a strip club with no strippers in it. Nae bonk machines either 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUcal Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 34 minutes ago, itzdrk said: Very nice. Tonic wine, teuchter tears and tacos.  Delicious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jives Miguel Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 16 minutes ago, AuAl said: Nae bonk machines either  'EER BUD. THAT'S NAE A BONK MACHINE. IT'S A FONCE. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 Just as well we don’t have Elgin accents in Inverness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Jaffo Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 David Smith is airborne. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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