scottsdad Posted December 12, 2023 Author Share Posted December 12, 2023 35 minutes ago, EvilScotsman said: I didn't know they would tattoo you there. There used to be a show called Tattoo Fixers. More than once folk had their wee Jean-Luc's done. I remember one guy had the word "Mum" tattooed on the shaft of his boaby. The only way to fix this was to tattoo over it with something else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 1 minute ago, scottsdad said: There used to be a show called Tattoo Fixers. More than once folk had their wee Jean-Luc's done. I remember one guy had the word "Mum" tattooed on the shaft of his boaby. The only way to fix this was to tattoo over it with something else. Couldn't fit mother? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDuffman Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 2 minutes ago, hk blues said: Couldn't fit mother? Pardon.........! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 12, 2023 Author Share Posted December 12, 2023 3 minutes ago, hk blues said: Couldn't fit mother? Don't folk from Dundee call their mothers 'Ma', like Oor Wullie? Mystery solved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 3 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Don't folk from Dundee call their mothers 'Ma', like Oor Wullie? Mystery solved. Nah...Isn't Ma/Maw a west coast or north of England thing? Mither or old dear for us Dundonians. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 3 hours ago, hk blues said: Nah...Isn't Ma/Maw a west coast or north of England thing? Mither or old dear for us Dundonians. Addressing my ma as "old dear" sounds like a quick route to a concussion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 5 hours ago, hk blues said: Nah...Isn't Ma/Maw a west coast or north of England thing? Mither or old dear for us Dundonians. North of England tended to be Mam. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 5 hours ago, scottsdad said: There used to be a show called Tattoo Fixers. More than once folk had their wee Jean-Luc's done. I remember one guy had the word "Mum" tattooed on the shaft of his boaby. The only way to fix this was to tattoo over it with something else. Bum? Cum? Gum? ...haud on, do you refer to your wee captain as "Jean-Luc" in the bedroom? Does your missus...actually, cancel this line of questioning 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 12, 2023 Author Share Posted December 12, 2023 1 minute ago, BFTD said: Bum? Cum? Gum? ...haud on, do you refer to your wee captain as "Jean-Luc" in the bedroom? Does your missus...actually, cancel this line of questioning No, mine is named Whitney Houston. Spoiler Goes stiff in the bath 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 6 minutes ago, scottsdad said: No, mine is named Whitney Houston. Reveal hidden contents Goes stiff in the bath Ooft. It's not right, but it's okay. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 I did have a wee giggle at this one which was posted to a wildlife appreciation group I'm in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 ^^^^ Is the guy's name Watty Fox ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 3 hours ago, Rizzo said: I did have a wee giggle at this one which was posted to a wildlife appreciation group I'm in. The watch is worse than the tatt. IMO. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 16 hours ago, velo army said: Addressing my ma as "old dear" sounds like a quick route to a concussion. Old Boy/Man for dad, Old Dear for mum. Not sure if it's just a Dundee thing. I know old man is also used in parts of England for husband. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Derry Alli Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 That's a belter, TBF. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: Bet it just looks shite from any other angle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Venti Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 10 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: Didn't know Kip Dynamite was a Family Guy fan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 56 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: That idiot should be publicly flogged. Not for the poorly executed tattoos, nor for the porn star moustache but for the fact he uses Tresemme shampoo and conditioner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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