Titanic II

[Derry Alli]

3 hours ago, GordonD said:

The Yanks would have called it the African-American swallower.

I just call her Riley Reid.

[Moomintroll]

1 minute ago, FreedomFarter said:

Haven't been following the thread so this has probably already been discussed but in case not; Boris Johnson wrote in the Daily Mail that the death of these submersible men made him burst with British pride. Weirdest and funniest response I've seen (albeit tempered by knowing his strategy of deliberately talking shite for attention).

I read that entire article with my head in my hands, which is probably the correct response to anything that buffoon writes, but still.

[Moomintroll]

Just now, Derry Alli said:

I just call her Riley Reid.

If you know, you know. I have no idea what you are talking about. 

[badgertheeuro24witness]

1 hour ago, Zetterlund said:

Yup, plenty of material in there for the Nope thread.

Quite why anyone would go within 20 miles of the ocean is beyond me.

Spikes for feet. As if it didn't look menacing enough.

Fucking spikes.

[19QOS19]

[Newbornbairn]

16 minutes ago, badgerthewitness said:

Spikes for feet. As if it didn't look menacing enough.

Fucking spikes.

Runs at 40mph, underwater, sideways.

[GordonD]

2 hours ago, AyrshireTon said:

Going to be some laugh when these things decide to march onto land with their 3.8 metre leg span and take over the planet.

I welcome our Japanese Spider Crab overlords.

[TxRover]

1 hour ago, Satoshi said:

…rich white people Vs poor non rich people…

Not sure that’s what you wanted to say.

[badgertheeuro24witness]

40 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said:

Runs at 40mph, underwater, sideways.

 

[stimpy]

1 hour ago, GordonD said:

Closed-casket funerals then?

Burying deep see marine life at this rate

[Sergeant Wilson]

2 hours ago, stimpy said:

Just read that as well as the violent and catastrophic failure of the vessel squishing everyone on board the air in the chamber would be super heated and would have cooked them as they were squished. 

Reminds me of this.

[Florentine_Pogen]

24 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

Reminds me of this.

Ocean Gate must name their next sub 'Daphnia'.

[Paranoid]

FFS! This gets worse the more you delve into it. From the BBC . . .

Mr Rush "followed his own path", Mr Newman [an investor] said.

Mr Newman's recollection of OceanGate was of a team that looked out for each other.

And Mr Rush's wife, Wendy, was "up at the top, looking over his shoulder, making sure that he was doing everything perfectly and not cutting corners or skipping things"

 

Edited June 25, 2023 by Paranoid

[TxRover]

28 minutes ago, Paranoid said:

FFS! This gets worse the more you delve into it. From the BBC . . .

Mr Rush "followed his own path", Mr Newman [an investor] said.

Mr Newman's recollection of OceanGate was of a team that looked out for each other.

And Mr Rush's wife, Wendy, was "up at the top, looking over his shoulder, making sure that he was doing everything perfectly and not cutting corners or skipping things"

 

Suicide it is then.

[badgertheeuro24witness]

1 hour ago, Paranoid said:

 

And Mr Rush's wife, Wendy, was "up at the top, looking over his shoulder, making sure that he was doing everything perfectly and not cutting corners or skipping things"

 

"Help! There's been a terrible accident."

[peasy23]

[Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo]

1 hour ago, peasy23 said:

Triggered by my post on page 2 of this thread, presumably.

[BillyAnchor]

3 hours ago, peasy23 said:

An extra $0.77 in her bank account then.

[dirty dingus]

2 hours ago, BillyAnchor said:

An extra $0.77 in her bank account then.

At an average payout of 0.004 cents per play would require 250,000,000,000 plays for the artist to become a billionaire and be able to afford to go get crushed at the bottom of the Atlantic. This would mean every living soul on earth would have to listen to My Heart will go on 31 times.  So each person would have to listen to it for 136 mins. If each listen was singly played it would take over 2 million years to get your payout. By that time Celine Dion might have passed away.

[Florentine_Pogen]

4 hours ago, dirty dingus said:

At an average payout of 0.004 cents per play would require 250,000,000,000 plays for the artist to become a billionaire and be able to afford to go get crushed at the bottom of the Atlantic. This would mean every living soul on earth would have to listen to My Heart will go on 31 times.  So each person would have to listen to it for 136 mins. If each listen was singly played it would take over 2 million years to get your payout. By that time Celine Dion might have passed away.

Celine Begone.