Cosmic Joe Posted October 4, 2023 Share Posted October 4, 2023 1 hour ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: That's a Sexton or Verger you're thinking of A deacon is more like a assistant to the actual priest. They're not qualified to do the magic wafer bit He or she could be a Eucharistic Minister. Depending on denomination 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 On 04/10/2023 at 15:14, welshbairn said: "ended its employment relationship" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 21 hours ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: That's a Sexton or Verger you're thinking of A deacon is more like a assistant to the actual priest. They're not qualified to do the magic wafer bit That's handy as they don't do that in the CoE. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 5 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: That's handy as they don't do that in the CoE. I think they do, the CoE kept on a lot of the Catholic rituals, I went to one service where they were waving incense about, the lot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 (edited) 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I think they do, the CoE kept on a lot of the Catholic rituals, I went to one service where they were waving incense about, the lot. They don't believe in transubstantiation. I'm sure there was incense wafting about at my cousin's wedding, the minister was very high church. Edited October 5, 2023 by Jacksgranda 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 1 minute ago, Jacksgranda said: They don't believe in transubstantiation. Ah right, they still do the wine and wafers thing though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Ah right, they still do the wine and wafers thing though. We have wine and wafers in the Presbyterian Church. Well, Ribena and shortbread... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Ah right, they still do the wine and wafers thing though. Aye. Catholics are magic wafers, Anglicans are non-magic ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 On 03/10/2023 at 13:05, BFTD said: GBNews should probably transmit from Eastern Europe, where women know their place and don't get offended by being fondled or having surprise penises inserted into them (thanks for that tip @WATTOO). Not sure what the anti-woke stance is on men being sexually harassed by their male bosses though. Probably a bit different to "it's just larks and you should take it as a compliment". Jesus. Presumably saying something like this is what he was (finally) banned for? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: Aye. Catholics are magic wafers, Anglicans are non-magic ones. Scientologists have magic underpants. Magic underpants >>> magic wafers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: They don't believe in transubstantiation. I'm sure there was incense wafting about at my cousin's wedding, the minister was very high church. Then it wasn't incense JG... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 1 minute ago, velo army said: Then it wasn't incense JG... Come to think of it... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 31 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Scientologists have magic underpants. Magic underpants >>> magic wafers. That's the Mormons, isn't it? The Scientologists have magic lawyers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 48 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Jesus. Presumably saying something like this is what he was (finally) banned for? Cheers for that; I’ve no got ‘there ain’t no penis like a surprise penis’ to the tune of ‘you can’t get better than a Kwik-Fit fitter’ resolutely stuck in my head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 30 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: Cheers for that; I’ve no got ‘there ain’t no penis like a surprise penis’ to the tune of ‘you can’t get better than a Kwik-Fit fitter’ resolutely stuck in my head. See first thing that came to my mind was the tune to No Business Like Showbusiness 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 S-CLUB... THERE AIN'T NO PENIS LIKE A SUR-PRISE PENIS, HOOOOOO! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 20 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Aye. Catholics are magic wafers, Anglicans are non-magic ones. A Scottish company made special ones for Monks-Tunnock's Carmelite wafers. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 4, 2023 Author Share Posted November 4, 2023 (edited) Russell Brand sued in US court over sexual assault allegations. https://news.sky.com/story/russell-brand-sued-by-extra-who-claims-she-was-sexually-assaulted-on-film-set-12999967 The lawsuit alleges that he was intoxicated on set - I’ve never heard anyone say that he fell off the wagon in terms of drink and drugs before. Edited November 4, 2023 by ICTChris 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 (edited) Russell Brand questioned by cops Thursday. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-67469301 Edited November 19, 2023 by eindhovendee wrong day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarrbridgeSaintee Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 On 05/10/2023 at 16:57, Jacksgranda said: We have wine and wafers in the Presbyterian Church. Well, Ribena and shortbread... We use Port 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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