Jives Miguel Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 Would you rather have to do a jobby out your mouth, or cry out a piss from your eyes. Discuss. And provide your own would you rather's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 There used to be a thread on this. I'd rather read that one. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 Ah, the old missing verse of songs thread OH Would you like to swing on a star carry moonbeams home in a jar and be better off than you are or would you rather 13 minutes ago, Jives Miguel said: have to do a jobby out your mouth, or cry out a piss from your eyes. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 14 minutes ago, Jives Miguel said: Would you rather have to do a jobby out your mouth, or cry out a piss from your eyes. Discuss. And provide your own would you rather's. Pish out my eyes, quite easily. Would you rather shag a goat and no one ever found out or not shag a goat but everyone you ever met was convinced you'd shagged a goat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddie Holly Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 1 minute ago, RawB93 said: Pish out my eyes, quite easily. Would you rather shag a goat and no one ever found out or not shag a goat but everyone you ever met was convinced you'd shagged a goat? and now we’re on to the masonic lodge 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHF-23 Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 I mind being 16 as well 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jives Miguel Posted October 2, 2023 Author Share Posted October 2, 2023 3 minutes ago, RawB93 said: Pish out my eyes, quite easily. Would you rather shag a goat and no one ever found out or not shag a goat but everyone you ever met was convinced you'd shagged a goat? Have you considered how long it would take? Average person urinated 800-2000ml a day. You could be sitting for a couple of hours greeting pish every day to reach 2L. The goat would be getting pumped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jives Miguel Posted October 2, 2023 Author Share Posted October 2, 2023 8 minutes ago, GHF-23 said: I mind being 16 as well Grow up mate x -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneteaminglasgow Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 11 minutes ago, Jives Miguel said: Have you considered how long it would take? Average person urinated 800-2000ml a day. You could be sitting for a couple of hours greeting pish every day to reach 2L. The goat would be getting pumped. Aye but surely no one’s pishing 2 litres in the one go? How solid or otherwise is the shite? I’m almost certainly going for crying pish but want to know what I’m dealing with here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 Not enough, "yeah, but if you had to. If you HAD to. If you _HAD_ to." Personally, I'd drown Sasha Grey in a barrel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effeffsee_the2nd Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 1 hour ago, Jives Miguel said: Have you considered how long it would take? Average person urinated 800-2000ml a day. You could be sitting for a couple of hours greeting pish every day to reach 2L. The goat would be getting pumped. Plenty on here have been doing that for years 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 2 hours ago, RawB93 said: Pish out my eyes, quite easily. Would you rather shag a goat and no one ever found out or not shag a goat but everyone you ever met was convinced you'd shagged a goat? Hiya Hiya Pal! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 2 hours ago, Jives Miguel said: Would you rather have to do a jobby out your mouth, or cry out a piss from your eyes. Lots of people on here have been talking shite for years. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 4 hours ago, tamthebam said: Hiya Hiya Pal! Would you rather live an ordinary, humdrum, bestiality-free life, or have everyone in the world know you lost your virginity to a goat before winning two World Cups for Scotland and shagging your way through half of the country? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P and B Official Hamster Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 Would you rather I boot yer baws or tan yer jaw, ya fucking radge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 11 minutes ago, BFTD said: Would you rather live an ordinary, humdrum, bestiality-free life, or have everyone in the world know you lost your virginity to a goat before winning two World Cups for Scotland and shagging your way through half of the country? Tbf Leigh Griffiths managed 33% of that 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing.McCrosby Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 6 hours ago, tamthebam said: Hiya Hiya Pal! 2 hours ago, BFTD said: Would you rather live an ordinary, humdrum, bestiality-free life, or have everyone in the world know you lost your virginity to a goat before winning two World Cups for Scotland and shagging your way through half of the country? This is interesting, I've read that book and knew that. But anyone I've ever told that to seemed to think it surely couldn't be true So in a way Garrincha has won, hes shagged a goat or 3, won World cups, shagged countless woman and nobody remembers the goats. And the goats will be long gone now to tell their story. Unless in Brazil they all know that and think he's a weirdo Its been a long time but did he not say it was common in his village or town for the young men to do that? I think he did. Also for a while he had to wear his boots on the wrong feet, it was an interesting book I remember that much. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 10 hours ago, P and B Official Hamster said: Would you rather I boot yer baws or tan yer jaw, ya fucking radge. Back in yer cage ya wee dick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 Would you rather: - read a ‘Jives Miguel’ post - stick needles in your eyes Tough one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jives Miguel Posted October 3, 2023 Author Share Posted October 3, 2023 5 minutes ago, Bonksy+HisChristianParade said: Would you rather: - read a ‘Jives Miguel’ post - stick needles in your eyes Tough one. Why are you constantly permaseething "Bonksy+HisChristianParade"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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